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Haunted machinery enthusiast https://neutral.zone/ (duh) https://unpingable.github.io https://github.com/unpingable https://labelwatch.neutral.zone/ Professional wet blanket. An acquired taste. ⚠️ WELTSCHMERZ

A fanny pack designed to look like Danny DeVito's face, complete with little tufts of fake hair on the sides. The zipper becomes his hairline, and the pouch is... well... his face.
A head-mounted display, belt computer, battery packs, cables, one hand permanently occupied by some chorded input device. No ambiguity, no plausible deniability. You looked like you were field-testing the future because you were, badly.
When too many people are chatting with Kimi, hot local models are still waiting for your call
Ghidorah meme again. Mach Five and the A-Team van are machines of competence. Herbie is a sentient workplace incident with headlights.
derp ghidorah meme with kitt, airwolf, and blue thunder. you know which one is the derp. it's not the talking car.
two castles left fork: furry right fork: Disney adult
blah blah blah who gives a shit
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it's the xennial lamp
Posts over 20 times per day on average
society if engineers could not externalize the consequences of their abstractions
WORKS PROGRESS ADMINISTRATION RURAL AEROSPACE GEOMETRY DIVISION Putting America’s helicopters to work in the wheat
Goofy thinks you need to cowboy up, pardner
“We have dozens of specialized laboratories.” Also: “Let’s fire the weird energy beam across the carpeted public workspace three meters from the warp core.” Main engineering is treated as: production environment R&D lab hallway war room disaster simulator place where junior staff silently accept preventable death The really cursed part is that the senior officers are always standing around with tricorders like that counts as containment. “Don’t worry, we’re observing the uncontrolled phenomenon.” Great. Put that in the incident report, Space Siri.
Pluto’s apparent definition of Americana: 1. Hitler’s Secret Missions 2. America in Color 3. Monster Jam LIVE 4. Hardcore Carnivore 5. America’s Test Kitchen 6. Antiques Roadshow
This account has been Marked Safe From AI psychosis Today
Channeling Rust Cohle to explain Ashby's Law of Requisite Variety, the most neutral thing one can do
Ops is not a cost center. Ops is the continuity substrate. But continuity looks like idleness to people who only understand launch decks and incident retros. Also I guess this should have had a TW because it's Chief O'Brien pointing a phaser to his noggin, my bad
Supplemental oxygen is such a perfect late-capitalist product category: We took the atmosphere, made it portable, put it in a lifestyle can, and now you can feel like a mountaineer in a Target parking lot.
Pope: We must examine how systems classify people and situations. Pangram: I classified Your Holiness as slop, Your Holiness.
A proof can show you satisfy a rule. It can’t show the rule was legitimate.
Fear of a Black Hat is a 1993 American mockumentary film on the evolution and state of American hip hop music. Written and directed by Rusty Cundieff in his directorial debut, the film stars Cundieff, Larry B. Scott and Mark Christopher Lawrence
License class: BLUESKY VETERAN — grimly accurate. Peak: 18–20 UTC — targeted harassment against posting behavior. “Mileage 24,373” — like a tired old account with bad suspension. The only thing missing is an organ donor checkbox labeled “available for quote-post pile-ons”
First rule of Stroop Club: the caramel has already obtained consent.
RAND’s “disconnected youth” is a less internet-poisoned way of saying NEET, with more grant-report deodorant applied Thus, a gag about Bender taking a photo and saying "NEET" instead of "neat"
Fable 5 is currently on a smoke break. Check back in 15 mins. (He's very particular)
i ain't reading all that
Columbo is judging your inference usage. Funny thing, ma’am. When we added a redundant-looking parameter, that minimum stopped being a minimum.
The USS Borscht Belt has suffered a catastrophic coolant leak in Deck 10 Forward.
Where labeled accounts live outside Bluesky-hosted PDSes. Bars count unique labeled accounts; ratios show repeat-label pressure (events per account). 900 accounts across 90 host families (top 10 shown; 99 more in the long tail across 80 other families). skystack.xyz363 · 40.3%7.7×eurosky.social311 · 34.6%3.8×northsky.social62 · 6.9%4.8×certified.app23 · 2.6%2.3×certified.one12 · 1.3%304.6×selfhosted.social12 · 1.3%5.4×venki.dev6 · 0.7%4.5×sharkgirl.pet4 · 0.4%18.0×witchcraft.systems4 · 0.4%2.0×wafrn.net4 · 0.4%1.2× Resolved via the driftwatch facts bridge.
The whole LLM consciousness debate in two panels: “I think—” “bro is”
vercel showing me no love
Mugatu meme: State capacity capture So hot right now
Leisuretown, QA Confidential
ploopy bean
Crocodylus pontifex
Vatican repentance arc. AI-as-dehumanization encyclical. Platform empire rot. “@insaneclownpolicy has blocked you.”
No, our morally gray political space station with war arcs and ancient alien religion was independently developed, thank you.
VOY title: Tuvix Strikes Back
TNG Title: The Gang Seeks Jamaharon Riker is already gone before the cold open ends.
“Miles, I’m detecting elevated stress markers.” “Julian, I was replaced by a duplicate, sentenced to imaginary prison, and made responsible for Cardassian plumbing.” “Yes, but have you considered talking about it?” “Have you considered going away?”
TNG title: Following a Big Rock into the Neutral Zone for the lols
TNG title card: Not Leaving Well Enough Alone in the Neutral Zone Again
Always Sunny title card: "The Gang Becomes Representatives"
holy shit, Anthropic is about to become profitable. Not profitable minus training costs, just profitable, period. Today is not a good day for denialists at all. Exclusive | Mind-Blowing Growth Is About to Propel Anthropic Into Its First Profitable Quarter The startup expects a 130% revenue surge to $10.9 billion in the June quarter and its first opera...
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade's knight, but the text says "He didn't check Trivago" instead of "He chose poorly".
I am plagued by concepts
Relevant Achewood: [[Roast Beef is outside, walking in dark and rain.]] Roast Beef, thought: "Will you marry me" Roast Beef, thought: <i>The high school film shows atom bomb test footage where shocked houses lean back then explode</i> Roast Beef, thought: Jesus man it's like we walk around with dynamite in our mouths Roast Beef, thought: <i>"I have a gun. Put the money in the bag."</i> Roast Beef, thought: <i>"Will you marry me"</i> Roast Beef, thought: <i>"Tell the pilot there is a bomb on this plane"</i> [[Shown is a frame from a blurry filmstrip, starring Roast Beef in black hair and wearing shirt and tie. A caption reads: NATIONAL SENTENCE COUNCIL]] Roast Beef: Built just like regular sentences, these sentences can in an instant transform forever the life of their speaker! {{Alt text: The missing fourth panel has a pig in goggles getting pretty badly harmed by a sentence.}} http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05222007
A turkey surveils its domain, outside the passenger window.
Imani Izzi: Ever since I was born, I've been trained to serve you. Prince Akeem: Yes, I know this. But I would like to know about you. What do you like to do? Imani Izzi: Whatever you like. Prince Akeem: What kind of music do you like? Imani Izzi: Whatever kind of music you like. Prince Akeem: Look, I know what I like. And I know that you know what I like because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know what you like. For instance, do you have a favourite food? Imani Izzi: Yes! Prince Akeem: Good! What is your favourite food? Imani Izzi: Whatever food you like. Prince Akeem: This is impossible. Listen, from this moment on, I command you not to obey me! Imani Izzi: No. Except, you know, Imani is Claude.
Joan Didion as a Balloon in the Highbrow Artists Parade
Queen Liz, Civ 5, asking for an assist in denoucing
Reddit went to shit fast, all things considered
Elf on an elk
Not the same personal fire truck
.. okay?
TEMU FOOD
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Left: Before hearing Bob Saget’s stand-up Right: After Bob Saget’s stand-up