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@newfatmike.bsky.social

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Arachno-simpicalist, scrumrade, design dingus & manufacturing maniac

a picture of a double-action wire stripper (Knipex 1262180SB)
A big jar of big pills made by webber naturals
My cat shadow doing her best villain face from the loft above me
It’s my cat shadow being a cutie
Screenshot of a DoorDash order update that says “heading to you”
The Invincible meme "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power". Instead of depicting fighter jets, it's a headline of xAI's losses and Grok referring itself as mechahitler and reads "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my grandfather"
photoshop of the game "I have no mouth and I must scream" but instead it says "water is off and I gotta poop"
Winnifred from Hocus Pocus excitedly looking at her cauldron while making a potion
an incredibly low effort photoshop of elon musk with that weird face when he shook donald trump's hand in the spock helmet
A sketch of Superman caressing Batman’s pregnant belly with the earth visible in the background through a window.
Boxing gloves with steak knives duct taped to them
A book entitled “Sex Hacks: 100 Industrial Strength Tips and Tools” and it pictures a pitchfork for some reason.
Jersey shore fake tans that are so extreme future archaeologists will mistake it for a minstrel show
Sonic the hedgehog rendered in paper mâché maybe?
Profiles of OJ Simpson with the caption “OJ sits in his cell with nothing but memories”
Van with R2D2 airbrush job
Heavily modded PT Cruiser
A computer or DivX player with a cherry flame paint job
Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown rendered as anime.