Newmo99

@newmo99.bsky.social

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attorney, trivia & karaoke lover, dive bar snob, she/her, 606 native, Jeopardy bronze medalist

Me sitting poolside with an Aperol Spritz
Buddy looking inquisitively upon hearing a bird at the window
A light colored long haired cat with glowing eyes
me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much
Me with a vodka soda with lime
A lady wearing a pair of very long, wide leg denim shorts
A horrendously inaccurate AI-generated map of what is allegedly Estill County, Kentucky.
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A sign in a liquor store that says “Other Whites”
Me in a Kentucky for Kentucky t-shirt that has a slightly modified version of the Kentucky state seal with text that reads, “Protect Trans Kentuckians”
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
From Pope Leo: — reducing men and women to "data" to be tracked and "packages" to be moved around within the same digital circuits that support much of the global economy. This reality deeply challenges the moral conscience of our time. It is not enough to invoke efficiency, nor to celebrate the benefits of innovation, if they are built on a chain of exploitation that remains deliberately hidden. If technology promises emancipation, yet produces new forms of global subordination, it stands in contradiction to the fundamental principle of human dignity.
Me in a ball cap and raincoat at Cave Hill Cemetery
Buddy, a longhaired, creamsicle colored cat, lounging in a cat hammock
Me on the Merryweather patio with an Aperol Blitz wearing comically large 70s style sunglasses
A photo from my seat at the Louisville Bats baseball game
A gray Honda Odyssey with a bright yellow piece of paper taped to the side that simply reads, “RIDESHARE” in handwritten letters
Mean Girls “and none for Gretchen Wieners” meme but “and none for Daniel Cameron”
An IG update confirming Meta removed a hate speech comment
Kayni and I at Clifton Tavern
Meme: girls deciding on an ig story, proof of social life, Documenting the endless war crimes of the American government, or gay memes
A selfie
@kayni and me waiting for the show to begin
The King of the Hill meme “If those kids could read they’d be very upset” but with “the President” replacing “those kids”
Shadow labeled centrists light shone upon the person labeled Conservatives
From Bum Chillups: I think more bands should try to cover “bring me to life" because I bust out laughing every time I hear it
Me wearing wide-leg multicolored pants
My cat hiding from me on the stairs
@dril, “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit”
Tiffany “New York” Pollard in her iconic “Beyonce?!?” meme
A screenshot of Anthony Bourdain with a mountain of crab in front of him where he says, “I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS ENOUGH, FRANKLY.”
Kayni and I at Clifton Tavern
Ron Swanson in a hardware store telling the employee, “I know more than you”
Blueskyless Rob, @kayni, and I at the opening of Clifton Tavern
Screenshot of a post from @ok_post_guy modifying Tulsi Gabbard’s 2020 tweet in the style of Lionel Hutz to read, “No, War With Iran!”
Stonks meme
Me and @kayni toasting Sylvia Plath
A screenshot of the “Antonin Scalia retire bitch” tweet from Danny Devito, but edited to read “Schumer retire bitch” instead
A screenshot of an Instagram post from Britney Spears featuring a photo of an old man in front of a large apple sculpture with the caption, “Where the fuck did that apple come from???”
KENTUCKY JAM CAKE 4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon allspice 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 1 cup buttermilk, at room temperature 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 5 eggs, at room temperature 1 cup raisins or favorite dried fruit 1/2 cup chopped walnuts 1/2 cup chopped pecans 2 cups blackberry jam Pecan halves and candied cherries for garnish Serves 16 or more
Me on Jeopardy!
JD Vance on X, “And PSA for everyone saying this was "illegal":”
A screenshot of the first ballot HOF tweet from CALLHERDIARA: i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
A cartoon of a slightly menacing cat from the lousy drawings for good people IG account that reads, “ what sign am I? A sign from God, bitch start running.”
The cover of “Tidal” by Fiona Apple
Ticket issued along side my receipt for payment
A screenshot of the Vanity Fair IG grid including extremely unflattering photos of Leavitt, Miller, Rubio, Vance, and Wiles
An Instagram ad to move to Canada
Blueskyless Rob looking handsome and me cheesing for the camera
Puck drop at the Red Wings-Blackhawks game
The chyron (?) for the Aimee Mann and Ted Leo Christmas Show at the Mayfair Theatre in Chicago
Fred Willard from A Mighty Wind saying “Hey, wha happened?”
A screenshot of Jack Karlson being arrested while saying, “What is the charge? Eating a meal?”
Graffiti of different types of boobs
A still from Marriage Story of Scarlett Johansson looking sad
A screenshot of the results of a report I submitted to Instagram that reads, “We reviewed your report and found that finder.of.retards does not go against our Community Standards.”
LexisNexis branded bottle opener
An assortment of bottle openers
Amuse bouche
A seat at the chef’s counter at a restaurant in Milwaukee