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A career spent in government affairs & media. Now an interested eye on the news. Not always balanced; there aren’t two sides to fascism. Now on TikTok 👉 https://www.tiktok.com/@news_eye?_t=ZN-8zwNc7WZeII&_r=1 Please use ALT text :-)

As Rodri lifts the World Cup trophy with his jubilant team mates behind him, the faint outline of an adult nappy can be seen stage right. As the orange pedo attempted to photo bomb the moment, the world’s second most corrupt man - Gianni Infantino - attempted to usher him off stage. Alas, with all the self awareness of a sun-dried shite, the wrinkled incontinent just stood there. He is now seen in the photo much like his place in history should be - cropped out. Omnicunt.
Dear Tartan Army, You came for the World Cup, but gave us something more. For a week, you turned train stations into singalongs, Fenway into a football ground, and an ordinary June into something we'll be talking about for years. Boston has hosted championships, parades, and celebrations of every kind. But we've never hosted guests quite like you all. Thank you for the laughter, the bagpipes, and the memories. The World Cup will move on. So will the songs, but we'll never forget the joy you brought to our city.
The Bluesky logo
A scene looking from above across the White House grounds where the orange felon’s tasteless footprint looms large. The destruction of the East Wing by the pedophile apologist is visible to the right and, to the left, blocking the view of the main building is a half constructed UFC fighting ring. What a cultural shit stain on US history.
A parachutist carrying a giant US flag becomes stuck on the scoreboard
The location of the Strait of Hormuz on google with the opening hours shown at Mon-Fri 9.30am - 4pm
Satellite view of the Strait of Hormuz
Two text alerts from Sky News a few hours apart; they read: 3hrs ago: Iran blames US blockade as it closes Strait of Hormuz again, Iranian state media says 07.58: 'First major movement' of ships through Strait of Hormuz after Trump declares it open - Iran war latest
IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT OF IRAN IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE. THANK YOU!
Hi Tim, I've been told by two sources now that Mandelson in fact did not clear vetting with MI6 but the PM pushed his appointment anyway. The problem was China not Epstein though. Is there any comment on this? David 14:06 V/ Vetting done by FCDO in normal way. 14:54
A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.
Pope speaking to church attendees in Cameroon
Trump post: I just had excellent conversations with the Highly Respected President Joseph Aoun, of Lebanon, and Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel. These two Leaders have agreed that in order to achieve PEACE between their Countries, they will formally begin a 10 Day CEASEFIRE at 5 P.M. EST. On Tuesday, the two Countries met for the first time in 34 years here in Washington, D.C., with our Great Secretary of State, Marco Rubio. I have directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Rubio, together with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Razin' Caine, to work with Israel and Lebanon to achieve a Lasting PEACE. It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE! President DONALD J. TRUMP
A lunatic Fox News host stands at the lectern at the Pentagon spewing half-assed insults at the press which sound like he prompted ChatGPT to write a speech in the tone of a stupid, spoilt child. Next to him is a General simultaneously embarrassed by what he’s hearing but also lacking the courage and public duty to take a stand against it. Complicit war criminals, all of them.
The photo of Trump as Jesus that the demented cunt posted next to the photo of him not giving two shits as one of his guests collapsed. Fantasy versus reality.
The soulless, sociopathic orange cunt stands in his suit looking bored and devoid of intelligent thought whilst an Oval Office guest is collapsed on the ground behind him. Fellow guests, able to demonstrate more compassion than the pedo protector has ever mustered in his entire miserable existence, are helping the collapsed man. The photo captures the insipid, disdain Trump holds for any other human being not permanently kissing his fat, wrinkly ass. At least today is one day closer to his death.
The front cover is the picture Trump posted if himself as Jesus. The headline reads HEAVEN HELP US
Trump posting an AI photo of himself as the Pope
The fat orange cunt holds on to two bags of hamburgers outside the Oval Office
Christ on the cross
Orange pedo as Jesus with a satanic symbol above his head. Posted by the cunt himself on his own Truth Social account.
An artist’s impression of Trump as Jesus bestowing his healing powers on a sick man lying in bed. A veteran, nursing and praying girl are all looking lovingly up at him while soldiers he has killed in the Middle East ascend above him to heaven. Cunt.
A cunt speaks to a reporter
An artist’s impression of Trump as Jesus bestowing his healing powers on a sick man lying in bed. A veteran, nursing and praying girl are all looking lovingly up at him. 25th this cunt now.
The Pope on a playing talking to reporters
A map showing the Bab El Mendab strait
A photo of Rubio with Trump at the UFC match last night. Rubio looks like he’s drunk four gallons of Bud whilst simultaneously snorting his body weight in Coke
Satellite view of the Strait
So, there you have it, the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not. Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an "ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT" basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, "There may be a mine out there somewhere," that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted. I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas. We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL! Iran knows, better than anyone, how to END this situation which has already devastated their Country. Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khomeini, and most of their "Leaders," are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade. Iran will not be allowed to profit off this Illegal Act of EXTORTION. They want money and, more importantly, they want Nuclear. Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully "LOCKED AND LOADED," and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran! President DONALD J. TRUMP
A satellite of the open and closed Strait of Hormuz which is mine-free and currently being cleared of mines that were laid earlier by Iran’s non-existent Navy
The speaker looking at four photos of murdered children whose photos are on top of their backpacks on the airplane seats
Trump truth social: know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon - Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They're stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don't have what it takes, and they never did! They've all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren't even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they're NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some "free" and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some "clicks" because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody's talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn't have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of "TRUMP," not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn't even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he's never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, "Only Rosie O'Donnell," question, or "Crazy" Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it's not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called "pundits" are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left "News" Organizations, are "hailing" them, and …
A satellite view of the Strait of Hormuz
Emergency personnel at the site of an Israeli airstrike in Beirut's Corniche al-Mazraa neighbourhood on Wednesday. Fires still rage around twisted metal and collapsed buildings. Photograph: AFP/Getty
A young child who is covered in dust and wearing a grey sweatshirt and is looking down to the floor is held by an adult
Pakistani PM post; With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes. Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the 'Islamabad Talks' succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!
A scene of burnt buildings and twisted metal
People sheltering in a cafe as black smoke from bombs fills the place
The front cover of this week’s Economist shows President Xi in focus smiling at Trump who is in the foreground out of focus ranting. The Economist’s headline read/: “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
A post by Axios’s Barak David which reads: White House press secretary Karoline Leavit tells me: The President has been made been aware of the proposal, and a response will come"
1000s waving Iranian flags
Post by Pakistani PM which reads: Diplomatic efforts for peaceful settlement of the ongoing war in the Middle East are progressing steadily, strongly and powerfully with the potential to lead to substantive results in near future. To allow diplomacy to run its course, I earnestly request President Trump to extend the deadline for two weeks. Pakistan, in all sincerity, requests the Iranian brothers to open Strait of Hormuz for a corresponding period of two weeks as a goodwill gesture. We also urge all warring parties to observe a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks to allow diplomacy to achieve conclusive termination of war, in the interest of long-term peace and stability in the region.
Over 100 freshly dug graves in Minab for the schoolgirls are seen from above with families gathered around in mourning
The face of the orange felon next to a clock showing just over 8 hours until the maniac’s deadline
Men with messages on paper form a chain along the street
A long Iranian flag being held across the bridge
People wearing black and waving flags outside the plant
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
UK will refuse Trump access to British bases for Iranian bridge strikes Targeting civilian bridges and power plants would constitute a war crime, some international law experts have warned
TEL AVIV-The U.S. and Israel have a set of targets lined up in Iran designed to cripple the country's economy and ensure the regime's recovery from this war is long and painful.
Due to the conflict in the Middle East, the U.S. government has requested all satellite imagery providers voluntarily implement an indefinite withhold of imagery in the designated Area of Interest (AOI). Effective retroactively from March 9, 2026, Planet is moving to a managed access model, extending the publication delay for all new imagery within the designated AOl, and releasing imagery on a case-by-case basis and for urgent, mission-critical requirements or in the public interest. For the media, this model is in line with the media policies of other remote sensing companies. We expect this policy to last through the end of the conflict. Access to imagery for the rest of the world is unaffected. These are extraordinary circumstances, and we are doing all we can to balance the needs of all our stakeholders. We will continue to monitor the situation and make adjustments as possible to minimize the impact on data availability to our customers. For questions regarding specific projects or to request a policy exception, please contact your Customer Success Manager or support@planet.com. We appreciate your continued partnership as we work to ensure our data remains available for responsible use. Best Regards, Planet Team
A jar of Nutella floats weightless through the Orion capsule on the Artemis II mission
A photo of the orange clown man who is currently in the Oval Office prior to his move to The Hague.The warmongering omnicunt is wearing a blue suit, white shirt and checked tie. But the camera angle means the large Easter Bunny’s ears behind him look like his ears. The white and pink fluffy ears set against his an oompah lumpah skin tone. A generational shithead looking foolish yet still not as insanely moronic as he actually his. Die soon please.
A post by Carnegie Fellow and Atlantic writer Karim Sadjadpour. It reads: Over 47 years the Islamic Republic has made only two major compromises. The first was its 1988 decision to end the Iran-Iraq war--after eight years and an estimated 200K Iranian deaths--a concession Khomeini likened to drinking poison. The second was Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal.
A scene of total building destruction
The end scene of Oppenheimer with visuals of nuclear bombs
Map showing the co-ordinates of the location of the 1st pilot extraction near Shahrekord and the crash site
Two correspondents talk to Sky News anchor
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump promises strikes on Iran’s power plants and bridges on Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz isn't reopened.
Truth social post which reads: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP