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Page 5. Panel 1: Inside the basket, Law looks stunned and uncertain. He says haltingly, "I. No. I do NOT know." Panel 2: Luffy squints his eyes shut. He's thinking so hard that there's steam leaving his ears. He elaborates, "Traffy's fan isn't very smart, huh? Mm… It's like… when I smell meat grilling, and I just grab it and eat the whole thing." Panel 3: A tiny Luffy silhouette crouches possessively around meat on a bone. All around him are massive piles of clean bones, with one lying front and center in the light. Luffy is saying, "I mean, it's not MY food, but that doesn't matter. Not if I eat it fast enough!" Panel 4: Law sweats as he yelps, "And THAT'S what you feel around him?" Luffy quirks a brow like it's obvious and says, "Sure. Everybody does." From offscreen, Zoro interjects, "I don't." "Zoro doesn't," Luffy continues, "but he's stupid." Zoro shouts, "Hey!"
8 page One Piece fancomic set in the beginning of Wano, when Luffy brings food to Okobore Town. Page 1. Panel 1: Law grits his teeth and tries to hide by pulling down on the brim of his hat. He says, "This is humiliating. A pirate shouldn't be… giving out gifts or helping civilians." Next to him, Zoro takes a gourd of saké from a town resident and clicks his tongue before saying, "You've been hanging off of Luffy this long, and you still don't get it." Panel 2: Zoro grabs the infamous basket from Law's slack hand. Panel 3: He jams it onto Law's head with an evil grin. Zoro says, "If you hate it so much, just smile and wave, princess." Panel 4: From offscreen, Law mutters, "Damn Straw Hats…" Through a crowd of townspeople, a hand waves wildly in the distance. A voice calls, "Zoro! Over here!" Panel 5: The owner of the hand, Luffy, squints in their direction, shielding his eyes from the sun as he mutters, "Eh?" Panel 6: He points at Law in his basket hat and asks, "Who's that?"
ao3 fic trope tier list Inject It Tier: touch starved, enemies to lovers I Eat It Up Tier: unhealthy relationships, idiots in love, established relationship, porn with feelings, happy ending A Reliable Classic Tier: possessive behavior, dom/sub undertones, dubious consent, found family, friends with benefits, fluff, domestic fluff, unrequited love, dead dove: do not eat, smut, mutual pining Depends on Execution Tier: age difference, main character death, porn without plot, alpha/beta/omegaverse, roommates, first kiss, hurt no comfort, royalty au, fake dating, slow burn, hurt/comfort, crack, angst, miscommunication, sharing a bed, arranged marriage, sickfic, friends to lovers, forbidden love, secret relationship, jealousy, internalized homophobia, soulmates Tread Carefully Tier: childhood friends, single parent, pregnancy, historical au, cheating I’m Closing the Tab Tier: college au, celebrity au
drawing of nico robin from one piece wearing an outfit from a wano-era color spread. she is holding a pistol in a lax hand on one side, and on the other she has four arms, each holding and aiming their own pistols. the most important outfit detail is her single thigh-high sock with black and white vertical stripes.
two really pretty handbound books. the kin’emon/kanjuro one has a bright orange spine and a soft pink cover framing ornately patterned paper of similar colors. the second, the lulaw one, has a dark blue spine and flowery red paper.
trafalgar law in a vague, dark purple space with incredibly bright light coming down on him from above. he is in his feathery post-wano coat and he has a wobbly smug smile
"You've really saved us," Rudd said, eyeing me. "Whatever. It was just a whim," I explained.
But running away was never an option. I had made up my mind to save those people. I didn't know if it was a sign of sentimentality, or just my doctor's mindset, but I did know that the moment I gave up on that decision would be the moment I stopped being myself.
picture of a quote from the law novel. “Friendship: a hard-to-define relationship that’s much more than strangers, but not exactly family, either. Maybe it’s the kind of relationship that’s just right for someone like me.”
a photo of the top of quip’s finger, where they fell, with a light bruise
quip’s stencil and attempted pumpkin mock up
a photo of a pumpkin carved to look like law’s hand holding a heart in an op-op cube. please clap
page 7. panel 1: little mind-law turns in the chest, looking at the base where water is suddenly pouring in. panel 2: he tries to back up in terror. panel 3: overlapping the previous panel, he reaches out a desperate hand as the water surrounds him.
page 5. panel 1: the reflection of devil-fruit-law's silhouette is visible in little law's wide eyes. panel 2: the reflection changes, now showing a building on fire. panel 3: devil-fruit-law, now further away, continues toward mind-law. behind his silhouette is the burning hospital from flevance. pale words in the snow say, "oh, lammy…"
9 page one piece fancomic. the whole thing is drawn with a lot of solid blackwork, to hopefully give it a dark, eerie atmosphere. page 1. panel 1: the narration reads, "at the heart of the room, three trafalgar laws manifest." the first is the devil fruit, shown as law in a hoodie with his fruit instead of his jolly roger. he adjusts a surgical light over his body, the second law, depicted as the one lying on the operating table, connected to an iv stand and covered with a blanket. the third law, his mind, is a child, curled on the floor at the foot of the table. the operating table, crucially, better resembles the slab in a morgue. panel 2: an overhead view of the table. in the halo of light, devil-fruit-law is performing heart surgury on body-law. body-law is covered in scrapes and cuts, and his hazy eyes look either heavily sedated or possibly dead.
black and white drawing of law holding his sword, kikoku. his right arm still has the scars from doflamingo cutting it off, but a couple inches lower, it’s replaced by a mechanical prosthetic arm with bright blue wiring. ports and etching on it resemble his original tattoos. oh, also he has a semi-transparent crop top thing on for additional support. there’s a tiny sketch of eustass kid and luffy drooling and flushed as they watch him cast Room with the arm
close up of just ART and secunit
secunit from the murderbot diaries is standing under ART/Perihelion, drawn as a massive neural network with the vague silhouette of hands curved protectively around secunit. secunit is missing a chunk of its torso and wires and support structures are visible as it leaks. on the other side is luffy from one piece. he is in his massive gear 5 form, resting his face on his hand. his arm is placed protectively around a small, beat up trafalgar law, who is in his dressrosa coat and handcuffs.
screenshot of a text reading: oh ok so you, the guy who's never played dnd before, is gonna tell me, the experienced player AND dm—
a similarly terrible doodle of luffy, pointing at his bicep where the sturgeon law is drawn. a speech bubble makes it look like he is saying the previous post
a terrible sketch of law as a sturgeon. the fish
screenshot from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun. nozaki holds his pencil, ready to draw again after a few days break. he says confidently, “i’ll be fine. my body remembers”
quips copy of utilities included is now on a bookshelf. to keep it propped upright, a sanji figure is mid-kick, his foot against the book.
a package lovingly wrapped in silver mesh. it is sealed shut with a sticker of manga zoro and sanji bickering
close up of a package with quips hand over it. visible between their fingers are the name of the sender (syrup) and the recipient (quip). syrup has written a little “quip open it from THIS side” message
drawing of luffy from one piece saying, “i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, seccy,” as he slots a fist into the opposite palm. murderbot from the murderbot diaries stands stiffly next to him and deadpans, “not my name, but sure.”
screenshot of an ao3 fanfic preview Title: A Helping Hand! Luffy and Kid's Udon Alliance! Author: pseudoanalytics Ships: Eustass Kid/Monkey D. Luffy, pre Monkey D. Luffy/Trafalgar D. Water Law, side Eustass Kid/Killer Rating: E Wordcount: 13,485 Tags: Udon Prison Arc, Character Study, character study with incidental handjobs, the handjobs are part of the studying, Voyeurism, Eustass Kid's gratuitous exhibitionism, Open Relationship, aka whatever kid and killer have going on, Pre-Relationship, aka whatever luffy and law have going on, generally odd but balanced multiship dynamics going on here, Mutual Masturbation, Frotting, some mentions of violence, brief description of drowning, Wano Spoilers Summary: "Oh, it's you," they say at the same time. It had taken Kid a moment to recognize Strawhat under all those bandages. The guy was also tipped on his side, flashing his whole ballsack to the world, so he thinks he can be forgiven for not being familiar with this particular view. Trafalgar screw you over? Kid thinks but doesn't ask. Pirate alliances aren't made to last, it seems. Strawhat finally sits up. "Ugh," he grumbles. "Stupid Kaido." "He kick your ass too?" In lieu of answering, Strawhat's brow furrows deeper, wrinkling the gauze stretched tightly across it. "Shit sucks." Kid readjusts his coat. The floor is exactly as comfy as one would expect solid rock to be. "Welcome to the losers' club." ***** or, kid’s time in wano makes him more agnostic than he’d like to admit
a photo of four extra stickers that go on the teeny flag.
all the parts for a model polar tang spread out precariously in quip’s lap on a blanket, which is probably not the ideal location for assembling something with small parts, but it is the most comfortable one
page 12. a full-page entirely in black and blue. law's lines are pencil-esque and sketchy as he hovers in space. he looks healthier and less sweaty, having vented his radiation and repacked it into the glowing tube floating between his hands. this isn't particularly highlighted on this page, but it feels important to note that for the entire comic, law is borrowing one of nami's criminal brand t-shirts, which is entirely too tight and short on him.
page 8. a full-page image of law standing in the oubliette. the low "camera" angle shows an x-ray-like view of everything above him. he is using room to see up to luffy and nezumi at the mouth of the oubliette, their captured crew taking fighting stances, and all the marines. glowing nearby are some small unidentifiable objects.
page 5. the entire page is solid black, and the white panel lines disappear and fade away at the bottom. law's scream continues all the way down to where an impact mark and THUMP show he's landed.
13 page one piece fancomic. page 1. panel 1: a crowd of marines stand in parade rest around a courtyard. robin, nami, bepo, chopper, shachi, penguin, and zoro are lined up and bound against a wall, and the polar tang rests bisected in a building nearby. in the center of the courtyard, law and luffy are kneeling in handcuffs as a marine commander speaks to them. it is important to note that law is incredibly sweaty, with even deeper eye-bags than usual. he looks unwell, because at this point of the fic he is in fact very irradiated due to his own questionable choices. there is a large hole, or oubliette, in front of them. the commander says, "the reality is this, mr. trafalgar: i have your crew, i have your ship, and i have you trussed up like a holiday capon." panel 2: the commander continues to monologue, but luffy quirks an eyebrow and asks, "what's a 'capon?'" law replies, "he's implying that i'm a castrated rooster." panel 3: luffy looks really puzzled and a bit irritated now, and he's surrounded by question marks. panel 4: law clarifies, "he's implying that i don't have balls." luffy looks shocked. panel 5: luffy's eyes clearly drop to law's groin in curiosity. law grits his teeth and squints at him, fully aware of what luffy is thinking right now.
luffy from the back, with a variety of tattoos. most prominent is a full rhinoceros beetle back piece, but he also has a gear 4 collar piece. the 3d2y and alabasta x is on one arm and a tattoo in the shape of his thriller bark cuff is on the other. there is also a teeny hint of the same forearm tattoo that law has, but that’s neither here nor there.
a fan-drawn wanted poster for nico robin for the favorite character poster for one piece day. she is looking up at the camera snail and there are five hands and petals in frame
page 3. panel 1: eyes wide with shock, ferdinand gasps and apologizes, “saints forgive me! i did not intend—“ but he is interrupted by edelgard and the other black eagles throwing open the doors. edelgard shouts, “ferdinand! dont drink the wine! its been poisoned!” panel 2: ferdinand sweats as weapons and magic fly past him, presumably taking out his would-be assassinators. he mutters, “oh. right. i see. well… i am afraid that, um, i have already had the wine. could that be… bad? or…” panel 3: linhardt picks his way through the tangle of bodies with an, “eugh. blood. ew.” panel 4: he picks up a small glass between pinched fingers and announces, “found the vial. it’s empty.” from offscreen ferdinand adds, “see… that sounds quite bad.”
five page fire emblem three houses fancomic from post timeskip. page 1. panel 1: a nervous, undetailed diplomat sweats as he thinks, “the prime minister is a MONSTER.” panel 2: ferdinand has a brow quirked as he gestures from his seat at a table and says, “alright. we have enjoyed several toasts together. now i believe the time has come to sign this agreement as planned.” the diplomat continues to think, “the quantity of poison we’ve slipped him… theres no way he could survive that!” panel 3: the previous panel drips like poison into a cup of wine. the diplomat continues, “we accepted our own deaths when we made this assassination our mission, but to come all this way and FAIL?!”
photo from above the artists lap, where an orange cat is laying, holding the artists stylus in a curled paw
one page fancomic for final fantasy seven remake. panel 1: cloud walks up to where aerith and tifa are crouching. aerith coos, “who’s a good widdle kitty? you are!” as tifa agrees. panel 2: tifa and aerith look up from their cat petting. tifa says, “cloud! come feed the cats with us!” cloud says from offscreen, “i’ll pass.” undeterred, aerith adds, “but you have to do the voice!” cloud says, “i just said, i’ll pass.” panel 3: he immediately capitulates and squats by a cat. “fine,” cloud says. “here you go, kitty—“ but aerith cuts him off, clearing her throat. she and tifa stand grumpily behind him, not amused by his performance. panel 4: sweating slightly, cloud amends his delivery, attempting to coo, “who’s a… uh, good… wittle kitty…” in the background, aerith and tifa hug joyously, cheering, “yay!”
three sketchy bust shots of cloud strife. in the first one, he is looking to the side and reaching back for his sword. in the next, he glares upward. and in the final one his eyes are wide in shock, with a light blush on his cheeks
screenshot of layers in procreate, meticulously labeled from text bubbles to lines to tones to thumbnails.
drawing of sakusa kiyoomi and miya atsumu in their black jackal jerseys. sakusa is slightly hunched, awkwardly wiping the back of his neck with a towel. meanwhile atsumu is looking off to the side, waving or perhaps gesturing for the ball. according to the artists friend, his expression makes him look insufferable
a screenshot of image searches, chronicling a bunch of honkai star rail characters
photo looking up at the tops of some california redwood trees
kid from the previous art, just without luffy or law. now he looks like a loser, just leaning in space and holding an invisible leg
drawing of law and kid holding luffy on their shoulders for a field day cavalry battle. luffy has several teams headbands captured around his neck. unfortunately, law and kid are attempting to head in opposite directions, so luffy is wobbling and slipping off as they pull him into the splits.
a photo of a tangle of wires and cables hanging from the ceiling
a crop of the final panel from the comic, now in full color rather than the original grayscale
1 page one piece fancomic. panel 1: overhead view of the sunny’s library. nami is working on her map at a desk by the window when usopp walks in. he says, “so, nami. momo gave me a little something before we left wano. i was thinking i could add it to the climatact…” panel 2: nami cuts him off without even turning around. she says, “if it’s not expensive, i don’t care.” panel 3: usopp stands coyly, one hand on his hip. he drawls, “expensive? oh, i’d say…” nami is in the foreground. she’s still not looking at him, but her eyes are wide behind her glasses at the possibility of what he will say next. panel 4: “it’s PRICELESS,” usopp finishes. he is grinning smugly now, side-eying her for her reaction. panel 5: nami finally turns around and pulls her glasses off. she grins at him and says, “usopp, step into my office.” panel 6: a full illustration of nami posing with her climatact behind her head, braced with both hands. she’s in her bikini and a shirt skirt with her hair pulled up in a ponytail. floating text reads: new and improved seastone climatact. the ends of her staff are now dark from the stone.
screenshot of the following text: This is your Dad! I wanted you to know I saw a slug and thought of you! Not because you're slimy (Although you can be. crying laughing emoji. covering mouth emoji. gasping cat emoji.) but because it was a beautiful bug! Love you! Don't need to text back! I'm going to the circus again! That will be two times! Maybe they'll let me join and you can visit me on the road!
sketchy mini comic of an au where corazon lives and joins the heart pirates. panel 1: cora is wearing his standard issue boiler suit as he says, “come on, law,” before correcting himself to, “captain. lets go.” he reaches for law and grabs him squarely by the hat like he did when law was a kid. concerned for his neck, law yelps, “wait wait WAIT! you cant pick me up like that anymore!” panel 2: very scribbly cora helfs law up by the waist. his fingers meet in the middle. law’s face is an odd sort of blank. up to interpretation. cora stammers, “better?” panel 3: cora stares down at luffy, who has law slung under one arm like a mix of a cat and how he carried him on dressrosa. luffy simply says, “like this.” laws face is unamused but ultimately placid. hes allowing this
the first of four headshots is of corazon, looking deflated and annoyed. he is smoking a cigarette. the second drawing is cora again, but now he is cheering, “LAW!” he is grinning widely, oblivious to the way his cigarette has fallen and is lighting his coat on fire. the third drawing is doflamingo, making an ugly little grimace as he grumbles, “law…” law is a very divisive figure in this family. the fourth drawing is doffy sneering and doing that weird tongue thing where he sticks it out all pointy. hes happy now.
a photo of a sticky note boat floating in a sink. theres a doodle of teeny tiny luffy and law clinging to it
diagram of an old tv remote, which includes buttons for vcr control
photo of the leather-bound merriam-websters visual dictionary
ling from mulan
2 page one piece fancomic. page 1. panel 1: zoro is reclining on the deck of the sunny, hands behind his head like he's mid-nap. law sits against the mast, reading a book as he holds his sword, kikoku. luffy is jauntily passing by, when zoro clears his throat. luffy pauses with a curious, "mm?" panel 2: zoro squints his eye open to look at luffy. panel 3: he widens it and gives an exaggerated glance in law's direction. panel 4: he resumes looking at luffy again, now smiling mischievously with a small heh. panel 5: luffy stares at him with confusion. he starts to say, "huh? what..." before he cuts off and jerks back with a loud, "OH!" and a look of sudden comprehension. panel 6: law looks up from his book as luffy approaches him. in a wobbly voice, luffy says, "hey, traffy!"
one page one piece fancomic. panel 1: luffy flies into the kitchen to sit at the breakfast bar. sanji is cooking at the stove, back to luffy. "sanji!" luffy says, "what's for breakfast? i'm starve—" panel 2: luffy cuts off with a loud "WHOA!" as sanji turns around. he looks extremely haggard, with dark circles under his bloodshot eye and unkempt facial hair. panel 3: luffy asks, wide-eyed, "what happened to you?" sanji serves him a plate piled comically high with pancakes and says, "couldn't sleep." panel 4: sanji turns back to his stove. he continues, "because SOMEONE was being louder than a dying sea king!" luffy peeks around him, confused, while shoving a pancake in his mouth. panel 5: luffy's cheeks are puffed full of food as he says, "oops. that was me, wasn't it." panel 6: sanji whips toward him, pointing at luffy. he snaps, "YES! yes, you and—" someone from behind luffy says, "morning." panel 7: law is standing there, looking disturbingly fresh-faced. he has no eyebags and there are sparkles in the air beside him. he says simply, "the bacon smells good." and a furious sanji shrieks, "WHO IS THIS GUY?!"
4 page one piece fancomic. page 1. panel 1: robin, law, and franky sit around a table on a pirate ship, drinking tea together. it's not apparent, but this is actually barto's ship, leaving dressrosa and heading to zou. luffy runs up, dripping wet with seaweed on his hat. he calls, "robin! robin! oh, hi, torao. robin!" and she calmly replies, "luffy." panel 2: luffy is grinning and gesturing as he says, "guess what we found!" "what?" someone asks from off-screen. luffy says, "the fish!" panel 3: law is shocked, staring at luffy with a death grip on his cup. he isn't really listening as luffy rambles, "the fish with the colors, from sanji's book! the one that's supposed to have the best flavor in a stew!" someone asks, "you found it?" panel 4: luffy is still talking, but to law, they are the only two there. he sits, with horrible posture, and looks at luffy, who seems to be glowing. luffy is saying, "we found it! zoro wanted to catch it, but usopp won't let him chop it up. it spoils the eggs or something."
crop of a comic panel of a grinning luffy. hes cute, to me