New Video Game Advisor

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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games. Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Tag me or send DM for submissions (I'll bookmark them to repost them later).

An NPC named Sara is saying, "It feels so good to swim in the pool!"

Pauline is saying, "There's nothing better than having a ham sandwich in the park!"

The NPC Kent is saying, "We must be very quiet around the newborn puppies."

Mitsuru is saying, “I’d say 95% of the people referred to as charismatic by the media or charlatans.”

A room display called the No. 1 Fan set has the description, "Hyperfocus on your passion until your home is full of stuff."

An Operator is speaking to 2B and 9S. They're saying, "Want a piece of advice from someone who's been in your shoes before? Back up your data whenever you can."

Text reads, "If an area looks strange, simply touch it."

Lisa Simpson is saying her "iconic" phrase, "Embrace nothingness."

A text box above Yoshi and Baby Mario reads, "The more Stars you collect, the safer you are."

A player villager stands in the center of a room. A message reads, "You can't report your own properties."

A bird named Margalo is talking to Stuart. She's saying, "Hey, life is an adventure. But if that's not enough for you go and race this bug! If you win you will awarded with a jeweled ring!"

An image of a satellite with the text, "You can't see it, but it's there. Watching you."

A warning message reads, "I shouldn't have to say this, but for your safety (and my sanity) please do NOT eat ANY of the mushrooms."

Miis of Tomoko Kuroki and Konata Izumi are seated at a table with a Virtual Boy sitting on it. Text reads, "They're talking about how you shouldn't overlook the Virtual Boy."

A girl is saying, "Hey! I heard that rubbing sticks can start fires..."

The village chief is saying, "Many monsters have appears these last few years,"

A message is above Homer Simpson that reads, "Destroy the Marge fountain to stop enemies from re-appearing."

A large bird NPC is saying, "Gotta find time to enjoy your existence. Kick back with some of life's finest treats."

Yukari is saying, “Trying out all kinds of shows seems like a good way to find hidden gems.”

A text box reads, "Use potions to kill death."

A loading screen reads, "There are hiding places everywhere. Hit the Y button to hide inside. If you can surprise someone from a hiding place, you'll score more points!"

A text box reads, "You need a band before you can make music! Find 5 creatures to unlock Beatbox Mode".

A message appears from Dennis Nedry that reads, "Hi Grant... Spitters will not hurt you. Their spit gives you more power!"

Toad is saying, "Having a lot of coins is nice, but it's not enough to win."

Racer X is saying, "I don't want to find you behind the wheel of a car again."

The character Lune is saying, "As long as even one of us stands, our fight is not over."

A screen reads “You can play the extra game”

A Toad named Taskmaster is saying, “Take care out there.” to Mario

Adam is saying to Samus, "You are faced with overwhelming power. Accept your helplessness."

Text reads, "Use "Gestures" from the main menu to perform a variety of basic poses."

A screen features Snoopy at a cliff. The top of the screen reads, "Be careful."

An image of a Wii remote sitting on a table by an open window is seen. The text reads, "Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing +."

Perry the Parasol is saying, "Stop for a while in your travels and your Vibe Gauge fills!"

Text reads, "You are greedy. Go to the torture room."

Mayor Pauline is saying, "It's good to catch up with old friends."

Text reads, "Before you fight, please use the restroom."

Basho the Firefly is saying, "OW... I went boom again. Big rocks can be kicked, they say, Mushrooms must be stomped."

Annette is saying, "Singing is so much fun! Everyone should enjoy themselves while they're doing it!"

A Mii of Zap Rowsdower from The Final Sacrifice, dressed as a pig, is speaking to a Mii of Sheva from Resident Evil 5. He's saying, "I read that if you're having a bad day, screaming "You got an ass that don't quit" in the shower can turn it around."

An NPC is speaking to Ness saying, "The sun is merciless today, so please take care of yourself."

The protagonist is watching TV. On it a program is saying, "For even better luck, try skipping and frolicking around!"

Text on a player select screen reads, "Girls from West Japan prefer to collect SNK cards."

Pascal is speaking to the player. He's saying, "People gotta stop asking if a hot dog is a sandwich. Just eat your lunch, maaan."

A Toad is speaking to Mario, who is standing on his table. He's saying, "Where are your manners, Mario? You shouldn't climb on the table."

A guard is saying to Link, "Hey hey! You're not allowed in the castle, son! Go home and get some sleep!"

Kris is looking at books. Susie is telling them, "Stop looking at books. It's the weekend."

Garfield is saying, "Eliminate anything distracting Odie."

A bartender is speaking to Cloud. He's saying, "A drink now and then is good for you. It'll relax you a bit. ...If you know when to stop."

An NPC child is saying, "We are OK without our parents."

Knuckles is saying, "Having trouble with the Clouds? Being careful's a wast of time–just go for it!"

Tenna is saying, "By the way, don't forget to take lots of PHOTOS while you're on vacation!"

A video clip of a Mii of Sadako Yamamura from Ring. She's addressing the player, who she refers to as "Ghost Fucker", asking how many dicks they own. The player responds "Just one". In response Sadako advises them to get another in case they lose the one they currently have.

A text box on the screen reads, "When you collect avocados and pears you can't be hurt!"

A billboard of a dog reads, "Give your Dog Grub™"

Text on the screen reads, "You'd be s much happier finding your inner child, pal."

An illustration of a figure swinging around with a 3DS is seen on a white board. It reads, "Be careful! On Sundays you can use motion controls. Make sure not hit things nearby!"

Text reads, "If an enemy has a head, it's a weak spot."

Text reads, "A monkey can lead you to a hot spring in the mountains."

The Cheshire Cat is speaking to Alice. He's saying, "Doors have locks. Locks need keys, which you don't have. Let's the doors are open."

A Mii of the baby face from Mario Paint is saying, "Ahem, don't rush. Don't panic. Life is not a competition!"