James O'Hara

@nextyeardc.com

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Waiting for the next team to breakthrough. Nats, Caps, Hokies, Commanders and Mystics mostly.

President George W. Bush giving a thumbs up in front of a banner that says Mission Accomplished
Hollywood Reporter Headline ‘Ted Lasso’ Was Finished. Then Jason Sudeikis Had an Epiphany
[TITLE] is so perfectly up its own ass in a way that no movie nowadays would dare to be, there's not an iota of irony in any of this, no knowing glances, no patronizing gestures to endear itself to a sneering contemporary western audience, none of that sh*t. just a bunch of oiled jacked-up dudes posing against a harshly desaturated digital mythology. it's kind of ridiculous, kind of genius.
Dril tweet that says CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
Edited version of the Simpsons, a man in a detective outfit sits in a diner booth with a large ice cream Sunday in front of him with sparklers in it and says "this isn't a very happy bastille day for Didier Deschamps"
Homer Simpson saying "he's doped up or dying or something!"
Screenshot of quotes from Blake Butera on Andrew Alvarez: "I don’t know if it was pitching scared. That’s what it felt like,” Butera said in a particularly pointed remark. “I know we threw a 3-0 breaking ball to Cam Smith one at-bat (in the top of the fourth), which I didn’t love. If we’re going to go down, we’ve got to go down attacking. I’ve said that from the beginning of the year. I was just surprised to see that.”
@ouij asking how do you say ball don't lie in Arabic and directly above that is @edsbs writing ball don't lie in Arabic.
Homer Simpson holding a beer up and staying to the bullpen the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Myself and @sandwichpick.bsky.social tweeting almost identical Nasim Nuñez did WHAT?! including putting WHAT in all caps
Juan Soto’s manager in Washington for his first four-plus seasons, Martinez was fired last July by the Nationals amid the team’s sixth straight losing campaign. It’s unclear whether Soto would endorse Martinez’s candidacy. While discussing his willingness to move from the third spot in the batting order to second with the San Diego Padres in 2023, Soto said: “In D.C., I was upset to be hitting in the second hole. I tried to tell Davey. He did what he wanted.”
From The Onion Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation
Obi-Wan Kenobi holding Cerveza Cristal
A really awful statue of Christiano Ronaldo
Edited from the Simpsons President HW Bush is typing on a typewriter and dictating "And since I'd achieved a series win there was no need for a sweep"
Google Maps screenshot of the borders of Hammond, IN which look like a giant L
A younger woman helping an older woman with a walker with a caption of the older woman saying "Craig Kimbrel was an elite closer"
Cover of Matt Christopher's The Kid Who Could Only Hit Homers edited to say The Team
The burning of Atlanta at the end of Gone With the Wind with a Waffle House sign edited in.
In the style of the Waffle House logo the word Barves
View from my seat at Nats Park
“We basically wanted to keep him around 20 pitches, and then once (the Mets) went up five, I just can’t put that kid’s health at risk,” the manager said. “Him going out there three days in a row for us and taking the ball is huge. I can’t let that kid get hurt. That’s just not the right thing to do.”
“I’m trying to be more on time with the fastball, catching the ball out in front of the plate rather than letting it get in on me,” House said. “That way I have some room to work with. I mean, I’m just trying to hit it wherever it’s pitched. I feel like I’ve been getting pitched in a lot this year.”
Lisa Simpson swooning on the phone while listening to a teen boy voice say "Hi, you've reached the Corey Hotline. $4.95 a minute."
A graph oscillating between "it's so over" and "we're so back"
The WB Mason guy strapping disposable gloves on his hands in an extremely creepy way
Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons with a staffer leaning over whispering "election in November. Election in November." after Quimby insulted the citizens of Springfield
The Weekend at Bernie's poster with the names Andrew Alvarez and Riley Cornelio over the alive characters and Miles Mikolas over the clearly dead Bernie.
Looks like those clowns in the bullpen did it again what a bunch of clowns
Tweet from em_dash01 on June 25, 2018: "Someone's gonna break the seal and forfeit someday. Why not now? Why not us?"
From Statcast, a plot of the position of all pitches challenged by catchers for the past week. There's a noticeably higher number on the left, right and bottom edges compared to the top of the zone.
Homer Simpson hitting his TV with the caption "stupid hitter. Be more good!"
An edited image of Kent Brockman of the Simpsons with the text " THAT missed calls SUCH AS low strikes are DOWN 80%, WHILE HEAVY SACK BEATINGS ARE UP A SHOCKING 900%?"
Mark Zuckerman's post game recap with a headline that says the Nats won 13-2 over the Phillies and the next line says "the Nationals are 2 games over .500 for the first time in five seasons."
The Nats game on April 17 includes a watch on listing for Fox 5 WTTG
Picture from my seat at the Nats spring training game
A grey 2000-style computer pop up window with a black and white picture of a white guy with glasses and a beard with text next to him in all caps that says "You can't cut back on copy editing! You will regret this!" An edit of a screenshot from Sim City 2000.
A collage of Post Sports front pages documenting the Nationals world series run
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne
Drew Storen looking out at a stadium of fans righteously booing him with closed captioning over the image that says [BOOING]
The worst person you know who just made a great point.
View from my seat at the PWHL takeover at Capital One Arena
Tweet from @aolomonmissouri Aug 23, 2021 "You think you wanna be out here cause you not out here"
An AI generated Google News story that incorrectly claims the Miami-Ohio State game was tied at 7.
The basketball arena at George Mason University
Edited still from the Simpsons of one man holding his hand up to another in a recording booth. The caption says NO, NO, NO-- LET Him Run. I'M TRYING TO GET FIRED.
The Red Sox tweet from right after they traded Mookie Betts that says "iykyk" with a picture of someone pressing a reset button on a keyboard. This is a reference to the team getting under the luxury tax line because they didn't have to pay Mookie and resetting their penalties.
Max Scherzer's eyes staring into your soul
An edited still from the Simpsons. Frank Grimes is standing next to extremely high voltage with a Seattle Mariners logo over his face. The quotation is edited to read "runners on 2nd & 3rd, up 3-1." Well, I don't need a good pitcher because I'm...
A picture of Kyle Finnegan with the following words below it: You are Kyle Finnegan Hate to break it to you, but you are my garbage Kyle named Finnegan. You are the Kyle equivalent of a foul wind and you make my nights colder. When I see you in my house, I think to myself, “Here is my Dumpster boy, the one I hate.” Your interests include faking injuries and doing terrible things to my wonderful leads. When my huge beautiful GM did the signing of Finnegan, I didn’t think things could get any worse, but I underestimated the garbage soul of Finnegan, and every day is a new carnival of miseries. Truly, Finnegan is the Gutter Prince and knowing about him makes me tired. That’s who you are. You’re my garbage Kyle Finnegan.
Dril tweet "the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit"
From Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, a man with 70s styles glasses and a leather jacket mid-exclamation with the caption "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
The Joe Kelly Dodgers mural from 2020
CHOTINER: And then at the deadline, you were in first place, and at that point were looking to add? TIGERS: Yes we had identified a pitching weakness and traded for multiple CHOTINER: And the best was Kyle Finnegan? TIGERS: Well he was a closer in DC and we used him earlier CHOTINER: It says here his own fans called him Garbage Kyle? TIGERS: Yes, well, it was just a nickname. You know fans these days. CHOTINER: Right and the nickname is not based on his abilities? TIGERS: We try to look at the whole player - CHOTINER: Not just the nickname? TIGERS: Right.