@ngalwrite.bsky.social

@ngalwrite.bsky.social

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26 year old author (unpublished), putting my liberal arts degree to use in the world of insurance.

It's over we're so back graph
Message saying "Sony is run by people who would drown if it rained and they still have no competition because Microsoft is the 8 year champion of slamming your dick in the car door"
A very sad cartoon tiger
General Jack D. Ripper from hit film Dr Strangelove, who is very concerned about communists stealing bodily fluids.
Superintendent Chalmers pointing at the UK and asking "Good Lord what is happening in there?!"
OOM Command Droid 2163 saying "you're under arrest" in The Phantom Menace
Cat with big muscles mid stride
A Mechanical Turk
Iran can't hit back over Soleimani's killing because America has only fictional heroes Like SpongeBob SquarePants, a prominent cleric said.
Meme fewtissile.
Some schmuck Imperial Officer - "I can't help but wonder how the old Empire would have handled the crisis. I hope you will forgive my partisan attitude but it seems to me that the Emperor would have mobilized his entire armament at the first threat and dealt with the Yuuzhan Vong in an efficient and expeditious manner through the use of overwhelming force. Certainly better than Borsk Fey'lya's policy if I understood it correctly as a policy of negotiating with the invaders at the same time as he was fighting them sending signals of weakness to a ruthless enemy who used negotiation only as a cover for further conquests." Han Solo's response - "That's not what the Empire would have done Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors or some other mistake and a hotshot enemy pilot would have dropped a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."