Liam

@nicecuppatea.bsky.social

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Formerly @twigletsrool on Twitter. Leftie, old fart, (voluntarily) exiled Londoner. West Ham fan/sufferer. Technically a Cyclops.

Tweet from the useless idiot Boris Johnson that reads: "Heartsick at the death of Rod Liddle - an outrageously funny and gifted writer with a beautiful conversational style. He had a unique talent for finding the thing that was obviously true but supposedly unsayable and then saying it with such panache as to give the maximum possible offence - and to all the right people. Spectator readers absolutely loved him."
'GROT: The place for rubbish', from the 70s BBC sitcom 'The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin'
A picture of 'The Hood' from British children's TV show 'Thunderbirds'. He bears a strong resemblance to Gianni Infantino, just not quite as evil.
A poster for the film Dune Messiah, in a font that makes it look like it reads 'Dunc Mcssiah'.
Lucy Powell looking like she's struggling to release a particularly large poo.
A picture of comedy actor, and deliciously dirty laugh owner, Sid James with matchsticks holding his eyes open.
Picture of Marty Feldman in the Mel Brooks film 'Young Frankenstein' holding a brain in a jar labelled 'ABNORMAL'. In the film Marty Feldman's character misreads the label as the name Abby Normal.
Ludicrous bullshit from the Telegraph that reads, "Wes Streeting is a 'Left-winger presenting as a centrist', his former speechwriter has warned, amid speculation that he could become the next chancellor."
Picture of a tiled roof with two open umbrellas being used to cover a large hole in it.
Mr Fucking Blobby, annoying British TV thing.
Picture of Sid James, laughing.
Post that reads 'A blunder is something that weakens your position so dramatically you can never recover. By definition you can't have dozens of them.'
Picture of Bill and Ben (Flowerpot Men) with Little Weed.
A picture of former Labour Prime Minister James Callaghan.
A picture of fires burning in a Belfast street, after racist riots.
Screenshot that reads: "It's unsettling how hard it is for people to understand that equal treatment doesn't produce equal results unless equality already exists in the first place. Did y'all ever take algebra? An inequality will always be an inequality unless you apply different operations to each or either side. It's really simple, but I guess it's hard for privileged people to understand that everyone's not on a level plane."
Picture of Julie Goodyear AKA Bet Lynch from Coronation St. in full leopard skin clobber.
Colour chart with the word 'Banned' alongside lighter colours and 'Not Banned' alongside darker colours.
Picture of Private Fraser from Dad's Army (one for da kidz) above the caption, "We're Doomed. Doomed I tell ya".
Where do I start? A muscular bloke with a long curly perm clenching his arm muscles and pulling a strange face, in a bedroom with a carpet up the wall. Looks Russian, maybe?
Trending list for Bluesky at 2:25 on 12/05/26 1. Jess Phillips 2. GameStop Proposal 3. Wes Streeting 4. Andy Burnham 5. EU Defence
Tweets from Polly Mackenzie that read: "Four years ago Lib Dem Ministers started agitating for a 5p charge on plastic bags. It took us months to persuade Cameron and Osbourne." "We finally got the policy in an eve-of-conference trade, in return for tightening benefit sanctions."
The Scousers characters, from The Harry Enfield Show.
A picture of a Cyclops, looking happy?
Scene from the 1985 film 'Brazil', Katherine Helmond's character having her face surreally stretched.
Ludicrously hysterical headline that reads: "Whitehall renamed Greta Thunberg Way. Right-wingers incarcerated in re-education camps. Constant power cuts. Supermarket shelves empty. As polls point to a surge in support for the Marxist-Islamist party... Welcome to the Green utopia under PM Polanski. Saturday Essay by LEO McKINSTRY"
Picture from the computer game Crimson Desert of a man on a horse.
An angry, fist-clenching, baby... possibly called Kieth.
A photo of a bedraggled looking owl being showered with water.
Picture of Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel laughing hysterically, from their film 'Blotto'.
Newspaper clipping that reads: "It is the hyperbole and inflammatory depiction of opponents prevalent across the political spectrum - for instance Zack Polanski publicly questioned whether I was a 'patriot', while Tommy Robinson called me a 'traitor' when I disagreed with their points of view." written by Stella Creasy.
A picture of Stan Laurel looking befuddled.
Mr. Bean pulling a face.
Picture of Elmer Fudd from the Bugs Bunny cartoons, appealing for your silence while he pursues 'wabbit'.
Sky News: Prime Minister Sir Kieth Starmer tells reporters it is a "little bit far-fetched" to suggest that the theft of Morgan McSweeney's phone was to hide Peter Mandelson's messages.
British comedian Tommy Cooper dressed in a WW2 military uniform that is half British and half German, divided down the middle.
Phoebe (a black, ginger, and white tabby cat)
A rant from Mad King Donald the Dumb: "If Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Clive Dunn as Corporal Jones in Dad's Army.
Here's a Labour source: "We must not learn the wrong lessons here. When labour tried socialism, we got shellacked - with our worst result since 1935. When we campaigned in line with the mainstream of where the British public is, we won our second largest majority ever. Some will want to retreat to their comfort zone - and that will be the long-term damage today's result could deliver."
Parody Allister Heath headline that reads "The catastrophic reality of Thatcher's minge is finally dawning on the British public"
Picture of Kieth Starmer in Parliament beneath text that reads "Keir [sic] Starmer says the Green Party's policy to legalise all drugs would "shatter lives" "As a father of a 17 year old son, the idea that when he turns 18... it would be lawful to provide him with heroin and crack cocaine...is absolutely disgusting"
"We understand that Paul Holden, the pro-Corbyn investigative journalist who obtained the documents, is currently living with Jessica Murray," Szreter wrote. "Jessica Murray is daughter of Andrew Murray, a political adviser to Corbyn during his leadership of the Labour party. Andrew Murray is a highly controversial figure who is suspected of links to Russian intelligence by MI5"
Guardian headline that reads, 'Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of Peter Mandelson. And I fully understand the lessons we must learn' by Wes Streeting.
Picture of John Thaw as Inspector Regan, in 70s TV show The Sweeney.
A comparison picture of Penfold from Dangermouse alongside Chris Mason.
Guardian clipping that reads: "That explains the depths of the prime minister’s unpopularity. Even Labour MPs who are infuriated by all the errors of judgment – not least the calamitous choice of Mandelson as ambassador to Washington – think Starmer is a decent man with an honourable sense of civic duty. He is not a crook or a sleazebag. They understand public disappointment, but are stunned by how venomously it is expressed on the doorstep; the hatred."
Guardian clipping that reads: "It won't matter though. Starmer will go down as the worst PM in Labour history and one that may have finally broken it. He's a coward who refuses to take responsibility for his actions. He is a moral gravity-well from which neither decency, honesty or integrity can escape. A genuine disaster for this country and the Labour movement."
Guardian clipping that reads: "It won't matter though. Starmer will go down as the worst PM in Labour history and one that may have finally broken it. He's a coward who refuses to take responsibility for his actions. He is a moral gravity-well from which neither decency, honesty or integrity can escape. A genuine disaster for this country and the Labour movement."
A black and white picture of a run-down row of houses on a rainy day.
Newspaper clipping that reads: "I want the government to succeed. We all do. But people have limits, and I just feel ashamed at the moment. We need a kind of moral reset, and that means Morgan has to go. It's the only way Keir can recover some authority at this point."
Scene from Monty Python's parrot sketch where John Cleese holds the parrot up and shouts "allooo Polly!!" at it.
A blurred Starmer trying to pretend to be Scottish for Burns' Night, but just making a fool of himself. Irn Bru, Tunnocks Tea cakes, etc on the table in front of him.
1936 Bugatti type 57G for Assetto Corsa (PC racing sim)
An embarrassingly cringeworthy cartoon of Kieth Starmer opening his shirt to reveal his underlying superhero costume, the cover of the latest issue of the awful New Statesman.
Guardian report that reads: Starmer criticises politicians who have responded to Greenland crisis with 'grandstanding' Starmer concludes by welcoming the stance taken by Kemi Badenoch on Greenland. But, he goes on: "[In] moments like this there will always be people who reach for the performative, who think an angry social media post or grandstanding is a substitute for hard work. That’s an understandable instinct, but it’s not effective. It never has been. It may make politicians feel good, but it does nothing for working people whose jobs, livelihoods and security rely on the relationships that we build across the world." This seems to be a jibe at people like Ed Davey and Zack Polanski.
Picture of Shabana 'The Jewel Thief' Mahmood reacting to a Reform Party troll about her joining them with the words 'Over my dead body'.
Picture of a cyclops, from a Ray Harryhausen film...I think.