nicejs

@nicejs.codersquack.nl

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javascript programmer, archiver (sort of), pokemon fan, ipv6 stan, will post random shit (prepare thyself) as well not dutch, fedi: @nicejs@guild.pmdcollab.org if you're gonna DM me and I don't know you, please provide full context or I may not reply

At the end of 2023, the entire original series' D1-format master-tapes were borrowed from Mainframe by a documentary crew for an attempt at converting them. Problem was there were no remaining compatible cassette decks in operable condition to do so. The documentary crew put out a worldwide call for help amongst tech enthusiasts. Linus Tech Tips answered by finding and securing a functioning playback deck. By the end of the summer 2024, the first tape was successfully converted, and Mainframe Studios

PR: "Rewrite Bun in Rust"
Jarred merger 6755 commits into main from claude/phase-a-po...

Sword and Shield May 2018 beta build showing a comically large joltik compared to the player.

microbat with a big belly

cop: are you high?
me: hello, am I what?
cop: high
me: hello

Epson Ecotank L4260 printer

@[redacted] just vibrate your balls to throw off their sonar, bro

Skill issue

Don't listen to her

Bichão, o bagulho é o seguinte

Tu vai usar Linux sim

Removing obfuscation in Java Edition

YouTube comment from @danieltobin4498:
"Uh oh, it's a combination lock. Looks like I'm gonna have to cut through it. Good thing I have Jin Woo's chin!"

Address me

Never buy a GPU off temu 😭💔
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 4060 Femboy Edition

Prices shown in USD. Final price will be shown in next screen, taxes and additional costs may apply depending on your country.

Mom dad silksong in Fortnite

That's right! Two weeks
A fortnight is a unit of time equal to 14 days (two weeks). The word derives

how do i even alt text this

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PCB letal

PMDFF for legacy browsers screenshot, showing the fic "Age of Shadows", with it's cover art, by author starfalcon555 (with the moderator and beta tester badges).

Among Us initial release date: June 15, 2018

Diagram of "how to tell apart asian languages"

Carvo

@jhonny6382: BTW people, if you can just donate some money to the internet archive
Replies:
@Toaster2thousand: Then what
@hellohaveagoodday: @Toaster2thousand they get the money tf you think

grammarly suggesting a correction of "truly wasn't" to "was trulyn't"

Horse on rain

Reddit post from r/nottheonion by u/teslawriter: MY HOA Banned Me From Charging My Tesla Cybertruck in the Common Area, Says "It Needs to be Unplugged Due to Fire Concerns."
Below it is a comment from u/gregorytilidie saying: "cybertruck owner vs. HOA is one of those matches where you hope the ring explodes."

"I modded my car into a gaming PC," followed by balatro gameplay

You have been granted access to unlock until Beijing time 05/29/2026 (mm/dd/yyyy)

NEVER TRUST ANYONE

WHO KINS THESE MFERS

AO3 Summary:
Mio has blue hair. She also has shenanigans with a notebook. The only logical course of action is to write a fanfiction where Sonic and Light are her dads. It makes sense.

cat

Battery usage stats:
Termux user at 43,23%
Discord at 24,10%
PipePipe at 17,23%
Documents at 4,90%
Firefox Nightly at 3,49%

"NEVER TRUST ANYONE"
[A bunch of characters from different fandoms]
"WHO KINS THESE MFERS"

Mi Community app, on the bootloader unlock section with the following error:
"Account Error Please try again after 05/25 (mm/dd)"

horse implied to be holding yellowish liquid

Discord mobile app screenshot with a popup saying "Can't find this computer!"

catird

github 404 page

List of Supported Document/File Formats:

+ Microsoft Word (.doc, .docx)
+ HTML (.htm, .html)
+ LibreOffice/OpenOffice (.odt, .sxw)
+ Microsoft Works (.wps)
+ WinWord, WordPad (.rtf)
+ WordPerfect (.wp, .wpd)
* Plain Text, NotePad (.txt)
* PDF (.pdf)
* ePUB (.epub)

# = Enhanced support where basic layout styles (bold, italics, underlines, centering) will be preserved. Highly Recommended.
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Charizard with the caption "Me full of micro plastics", followed by a Charmeleon with the caption "My dad full of asbestos", and a Charmander with "My grandpop full of lead"

black cat with bowtie

Lawnchair 14 home screen showing Moon+ Reader Pro, AzaharPlus, BlueSky, Infinity, NewPipe, Shizuku, InnerTune, Device info HW, Aurora Store, Material Files, Xiaomi Community, and Droid-ify

YouTube video titled "How Every 'Modern' Code Base Is A DUMPSTER FIRE"

Screenshot of ULTRAKILL level 1-1 // HEART OF THE SUNRISE

YouTube "Cast to" menu showing 4 different TVs

post-blessed npm package, version 0.3.2, published 5 years ago.
The readme starts with "Looking for maintainers"

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Firefox devtools suggestion for "React.": __SECRET_INTERNALS_DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED

$Neovim screenshot of TypeScript code: export interface IDeviationSubmission { creation_time: string; category: string; file_size: string; // WHY IS IT A STRING resolution: string; submitted_with: { app: string; url: string; } }$

Screenshot of the Minecraft Bedrock Edition marketplace showing off a resource pack named "Sigma Pack" and it's exactly what you'd expect.

"how twitter perceives age:"
To the left there is a dumbass looking child with "17" at the bottom.
To the right there is a muscular man in an anime style with "18" in bold impact text at the bottom.

Discord screenshot of Pokétwo:
Wild Tinkatuff fled. A new wild pokémon has appeared!
Guess the pokémon and type `@Pokétwo#8236 catch <pokémon>` to catch it!
[Embedded image of a Zigzagoon with a night sky background]

unicode: Neo ConfuserEx would rename symbols to Unicode unreadable characters.
Reflection may not work in this mode.

11/04/2019, 15:00
Vetis:
Our obfuscator by default had a ton of anti sandbox stuff
11/04/2019, 15:00
Neko San / Bigparty:
any way to download it then?
11/04/2019, 15:00
Flarey:
When I said Dual Boot I mean it has two operating systems
11/04/2019, 15:00
Vetis:
We turned them way down but some of them just can’t be turned off
11/04/2019, 15:00
Neko San / Bigparty:
like im very inexperienced about this
11/04/2019, 15:01
Leostel:
Why would it need anti-sandbox?
To make it harder to boot hundreds of clients and spam with them?
11/04/2019, 15:01
Vetis:
PMU doesn’t. Our obfuscator just has it built in

Screenshot of the Pokemon Mystery Universe window displaying its splash screen, alongside a mono error on the top left saying "Width or height too large" (coming from SDL)

Bluesky draft writer with a mention to @w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.wamellow.com

Below it there's a popup asking "Are you writing in Polish?" (where Polish is bolded)

fanfiction.net website page:
Pokemon: Gospel Version
By: God's Little Princess
"Pokemon" is very popular at my children's school, but it contains demons, demonic rituals, and idolatry. I thought of the perfect solution to this. I will make a Christian, family-friendly version of "Pokemon" that teaches the Words of the Lord, family values, and friendship. May God bless you!

Rated: Fiction K - English - Spiritual/Family - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, Colress/Akuroma - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,060 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Feb 4, 2022 - Published: Oct 26, 2021 - Status: Complete - id: 13978926