A Nick Charles

@nickcharles.bsky.social

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Real Seattle Private Eye. Former USAF SF, former fed, current rapscallion husband, & always an entertainer of a cocktail.

Sarah MacLachlan playing piano.
Boxing Helena poster. A man above a woman in a box barely covered.
Confused looking Tom Cruise in a Navy uniform standing in a courtroom.
A man made from wicker lying in a bed. (“Wicker” movie still).
General Hospital title card over a hospital in the background.
An animatronic Alien xenomorph holding a Manchester United scarf.
A truck with “Goodfellas Transport LLC” on the side of the cab.
Richard Widmark in suit and hat smiling evilly.
A black and white image of William Powell drinking while Myrna Loy looks away.
King 5 news Facebook article “Seattle venues, organizations push for security camera restart”.
A dog being walked with a small traffic cone on its head.
A black man wearing a grey suit with red tie and red glasses in front of a jury stand. Allied Injury Group banner with phone number is superimposed in front of him.
A poster of a white woman in a pants suit. A FIVE button jacket Steve Harvey looking fucking suit. The black heeled dress shoes add to the ensemble. The poster text says: “A professional look deserves professional care”.
April 30, 2016 New York Times Opinion article header by Maureen Dowd. “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk”.
Brad Dourif from Exorcist III.
A full bar with EVERYTHING.
Private investigator desk with steel fan, 1950s lamp, and the Maltese Falcon.
Tweet: "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" with a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and daughter, all smiling.
Jon Stewart and Pete Davidson photos side by side. Both smiling. Variety has the news story about them planning another all-star comedy event to benefit 9/11 charities, 25 years after the attacks.
A man looking in a screen with weird lights.
People in red and white leotards and masks floating.
A woman talking to a man through a grate and bars.
James Bond seated in black and white.
A woman and man examines a ring on her hand.
A man walks to a man behind the counter in a store.
A man and woman climbing down a trail.
A man in a suit looking down.
A man and woman in an office
A man lying on a bed as a woman packs for him on the bed.
A man in a suit speaking to a woman.
A set of hands holding a miniature boat on a table.
A cocktail in a coupe glass on a coffee table. Mixing tools included.
A hand holding a bottle of Irn Bru on a kilt with stag pin.
A man in bed with his hand over his face. Sheets of paper litter the bed.
A cartoon rendition nod of the opening of Sunset Boulevard. A man in a dinner suit face down in the pool, bleeding out. People look at him from the ledge. The view is from underwater.
Confused Tom Cruise in a Navy uniform inside a court room.
screenshot from the new Avengers Doomsday trailer. Thor is looking at someone off screen. He says "It's not possible."
A large woman in a white dress and large black hat on the left. A smaller man in a blue shirt with shoulder holster holding a knife on the right. (Resident Evil: Village).
Interior of a living room. A woman using a camera to photo a raptor on the wires outside.
Christopher Walken wearing a suit in a morgue. A body is outstretched in a T on the floor. Walken kisses his finger and points at the body as he’s turned away. The body ignites in flames. (The Prophecy).
Winners of the World Cup Final 2026 Spain on stands celebrating with the trophy as Trump stands in front of him.
Tom Cruise on a pedestal on a futbol pitch.
A man with a bandaged face kneels over z dead man. A trumpet is near his hand.
Batman 1989 movie: A doctor standing over the Joker in bandages in a chair in a dark room.
A cocktail with mixing tools on a coffee table. Eddie Muller’s “Noir Bar” and “The Thin Man: Murder Over Cocktails” by Charles Tranberg is behind it.
A collage of movie posters with text laid over the top reading, "Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible."
A collage of movie posters with text laid over the top reading, "Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible."
A collage of movie posters with text laid over the top reading, "Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible."
A collage of movie posters with text laid over the top reading, "Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible."
A collage of movie posters with the words "Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible" over the collage.
A spaceman in a chair as a lady is kneeling behind him, holding his hand. They’re in a spaceship. He grins, she looks concerned.
Tom Cruise wearing a Navy uniform and looking confused in a courtroom.
A man in the rain.
Humphrey Bogart and Elisha Cook Jr in suits and ties sitting in a hotel lobby.
A woman singing in the middle of a men’s quartet.
Two men talking in jail.
A man on a phone while two other men look on. They’re in jail with a couple cops.
A blue martini with mixing tools on a coffee table.
William Powell, a gentleman in a tuxedo, holding a glass, looks sideways and wide eyed.
A man and woman in a cramped apartment kitchen.