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"Few men die of threats, Robin." –Batman

Dex Dogtective from Foodfight! (2012)
Simpsons scene of the KBBL radio DJs observing a huge machine covered with dials and gadgets. One DJ looks naively enchanted and the other is sullen. The former is speaking. Caption: "How does he keep up with the news like that?"
Schroeder from Peanuts
stock photo of a man with a thoughtful expression leaning on a sliding glass door
John Travolta in Michael (1996)
Panel from Michael Kupperman's "Are Comics Serious Literature?". A cowboy stands over the body of another sprawled unconscious on the floor and says "Now who else says comics aren't serious literature?"
Mario half-awake in bed, from the ending of Super Mario Bros. 2
Richard Kind
Mr. Ed and Wilbur on the phone, with a Parental Advisory sticker
an Elf on the Shelf doll in a cowboy outfit
Wikipedia article subheading "Later life": "She married salesman Wilbur Eugene Langkop in 1938.[13][16][17] Uldine was committed to a mental hospital shortly after her marriage, and they eventually divorced.[citation needed] Utley spent the rest of her life in and out of mental institutions.[5] She died in 1995, at the age of 83, in San Bernardino, California. A biography of Utley was published in 2016.[1][18]"
Scoopy the Clown
screenshot of Google Translate rendering "der kleine Weihnachtsarschloch" as "the little Christmas asshole"
the bear suit guy and companion from Kubrick's The Shining
elderly Homer and Supreme Court Justice Bart Simpson smiling as they watch The Itchy and Scratchy Movie sometime in the distant future
close-up of ornaments on a Christmas tree, with the caption "10 Fun Holiday Traditions Your Family Can Start Right Now". a watermark reads "cool mom picks".
@dril: ( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
smiling old lady with caption "SEE YOU IN THE PIT"
cartoon artwork of mulleted American Gladiators contestant Purple Rowdy in various action poses. his name is written in the style of Prince's Purple Rain
hyperlinked list of articles under the heading "Flat Earth"
A spectral man wearing a cape and fedora punches a bald, middle-aged, suited man in the abdomen. In a word balloon, the spectral man says, "(LOUDLY) THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO RESPECT WOMEN."
adult man in a floppy Count Chocula Halloween costume
Screenshot of Conan O'Brien talking to a Clutch Cargo style still image of Michael Jackson with a crudely superimposed mouth on Late Night
Owen Wilson as Eli Cash in The Royal Tenenbaums
painting of a titanic Jesus forming the Earth
Headline text: "7 Types of Sexually Unfulfilling Relationships & How To Fix Them"
Annoying futuristic hippies performing a song, from the 1969 Star Trek episode "The Way to Eden".
The elderly woman and her elderlier father from the Mr. Show Mustmayostardayonnaise sketch
Screenshot from the list: "SANTA CLAUS, Actor (SAG-AFTRA) - Writer (WGA)"
typical pap photo of Ben Affleck looking haggard and anguished
Vincent and Catherine from the 1987 NBC drama Beauty and the Beast
Conan the Barbarian, with the caption "What is best in life?"
A child standing in a field with arms outstretched, with the caption: "Chiropractic for Healthy Kids: Brain Development, Strengthen Immunity, Sleep Issues, Bed Wetting, Colic & IBS, Earaches, Allergies & Asthma, Good Posture, Behavior Issues"
A handwritten notebook page with the text: "Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete... Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case... Claire Standish: ...a princess... John Bender: ...and a criminal. Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."
Scene from Seinfeld with Elaine Benes speaking to author Yuri Testikov.
Signed photo of 1970s Stan Lee in a leisure suit jacket over a half-unbuttoned black shirt, with his trademark mustache and aviator sunglasses.
Rocky and Mugsy, the short gangster and his oafish henchman from Looney Tunes
Picture of Ethan Hawke with the Entertainment Weekly headline: "Ethan Hawke says Harry Potter and Star Wars movies leave him disappointed that he's 'not a wizard or a Jedi'"
A blurry screencap of an array of legs in high heels on a hardwood floor with the caption "Actual game played in EASY SPIRIT PUMPS"
the cast of Cheers staring at something off camera with various expressions of bemusement
extreme close-up of Nicole Kidman from the AMC commercial
A circa-1970/80s strip mall sign reading "Lexington Plaza" in shades of orange, directly above a chiropractic office.
25 Best Joker Quotes That Appeal to the Dark Side in All of Us
a tuxedo cat perched on top of a high bookcase, dramatically lit from below like Batman
Poster of The Smurfs Happy Meal toys from McDonald's, with each of the individual Smurfs labeled: Papa, Vanity, Greedy, Clumsy, etc.
detail of the goateed polo shirt anti-woke customers from the comic strip
Page from the KING BABY website's pinky ring collection, with the headline "Not Your Grandfather's Pinky Ring".
Title card from Snatcher (1988): "THIS STORY IS DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE CYBERPUNKS WHO FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICE AND CORRUPTION EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES."
Cover page with the title BURGER KING BRAND PARTNERS GUIDELINES.
The flattened pot smoking girl from the 2006 Above the Influence PSA.
Takara Tomy Rikkaluma toy car, shaped like a kawaii bear
Quasimodo from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Image of Emperor Palpatine shooting Force lightning from his fingers, with the text: "Greatest Generation 1. Personal Responsibility 2. Humility 3. Self-Sacrifice 4. Hard Work 5. Frugal 6. Commitment 7. Integrity".
a parked car with "WWE" scrawled in dirt on the side
A pencil sketch of a hulking anthropomorphic milk carton with humanoid appendages glowering at a stubbly young adult Bart Simpson, who is wearing a glowing medallion and a billowy shirt with "EAT MY SHORTS" written on the back in stylized text.
TikTok screenshot of a guy in a cowboy hat and cross necklace singing and playing guitar, captioned "Devils in the White House- Jordan Parker".
Dewey Cox saying "I think I kinda want it."