Nicole Tersigni

@nicsigni.bsky.social

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Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com

Tim heidecker as a doctor in I think you should leave, the sketch where the aqua quote comes from.
CTV NEWS Business | News Gordie Howe bridge opening date being 'quietly' negotiated to avoid angering Trump: source
Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social trump: I've ended 7 wars us: which wars trump: now 8 us: you just ended another one? trump: now 9 us: wait what do you think a war is trump: it's like a big beautiful dream where I make love to the most beautiful bird anyone has ever seen US: trump: now 10
Raccoon in a field of daisies
Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social there's a limit to how many horrors I can handle and we hit it about 400 horrors ago
Reese Witherspoon • @ReeseW Crypto is here to stay. I'm committed to supporting creators who have pioneered the NFT space, and encouraging more women to be a part of the conversation. ... bobbyhun... * @bobbyh... • Dec 5, 2021 Reminder that twice as many men invest in crypto than women, and women only make up 16% of the NFT market. Thanks @ReeseW and other women leaders in the space who are committed to changing that. 4:20 PM • Dec 6, 2021
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nicsigni_writes • 3h jd vance brings a very "I have used the display toilets in home depot" energy to the function
JCAC Leave your feedback By — Ali Swenson, Associated Press RFK Jr. says he's launching a podcast to expose 'lies' that have made Americans sick
It's all screenshots of cigars.
Step brothers, will Ferrell saying “are you saying pan or pam?”
Trump calling the war already won is "mostly hyperbole," said a senior White House official granted anonymity to speak candidly about the administration's thinking. "It's part [of Trump] just wanting to declare victory and move on." That impulse, the official said, has become more pronounced in recent days. "(Trump] is getting a little bored with Iran," the official said. "Not that he regrets it or something — he's just bored and wants to move on."
Colin Robinson, energy vampire, from What We Do In The Shadows using the computer
Tim Robinson in I think you should leave saying “shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie”
The slutty little glasses wearing ryan gosling
Kate McKinnon as Hilary on snl holding up signs saying IF DONALD TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT HE WILL KILL US ALL
A hair-raising and spine-tingling collection of chilling tales from some of the very best writers of the genre, including: D. H. LAWRENCE E. F. BENSON ARTHUR MACHEN OLIVER ONIONS HONORE DE BALZAC EDGAR ALLEN POE SHANE LESLIE DANIEL DEFOE WASHINGTON IRVING AMBROSE BIERCE EDGAR WALLACE OSCAR COOK BARRY PAIN HUGH WALPOLE
Snoozing pupper tucked into a blanket
Black cat on the hood of the stove
Painting of a woman on the phone with my caption “Oh you asked ChatGPT? Well I asked Miss Cleo and she said "Call me now for your free reading!"”
Gina from Brooklyn 99 frowning
Quote from Glass Onion: Birdie: Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant. Blanc: No! It's just dumb!
"We're gonna ask Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks, show us the safety data that show that it's OK for a teenage girl to drink an iced coffee with 115 grams of sugar in it. I don't think they're gonna be able to do it," Kennedy said late last month.
Painting of a woman sitting and thinking with my caption “The horrors persist but so does sitting and thinking about the 1987 cinematic masterpiece Moonstruck.”
Crowd trying to get man off microphone, man saying “would” into mic.
Painting of a woman laying her head on a table with my caption “happy women’s history month to all who celebrate”
Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social trump: I've ended 7 wars us: which wars trump: now 8 us: you just ended another one? trump: now 9 us: wait what do you think a war is trump: it's like a big beautiful dream where I make love to the most beautiful bird anyone has ever seen US: trump: now 10
April from parks and rec: I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT ALL CEREAL TASTES THE SAME, AND IF YOU SPEND MORE THAN $5 ON CEREAL YOU ARE VERY STUPID.
NBCNEWS NBC News C @nbcnews.com Welcome to the "Lampverse" the digital world of controversial Leg Lamp "actor", Leg Lamp, that its creator says will allow leg lamp characters to collaborate and build leg lamp acting careers. Photo of Christmas story scene where the dad gets the leg lamp.
Tim Robinson “you sure about that?”
Tank top that says spread cheeks, not hate.
saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not
nicsigni_writes jd vance brings a very "I have used the display toilets in home depot" energy to the function
Scene from Brooklyn 99 with a few minor edits. Boyle: you’ve told us AI is for losers many times Holt: and you’ll hear it again!
Me wearing a shirt that has a raccoon holding a sign saying AI is poop from a butt
[FARTS AND DEFECATES]
Meme of a thick book next to a thin book. The Epstein files with Donald Trump The Epstein files without Donald Trump
Painting of three young women and one older one holding a guitar sitting around a table with my caption: On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me... ...a foot rub. ...absolutely no birds. ...and time to read my book that's smutty.
Painting of a man playing an instrument, with my caption: I have been called every horrible slur, from "white" to "man" This song is about my pain. It's called "Wh*t* M*n Are The Real Victims Here"
Mr potter from it’s a wonderful life
detroitfreepress • Detroit free Press BETTER MADE Unfortunately, significant cost increases with raw materials and packaging components have made the items cost-prohibitive." - Better Made Snack Foods said in an email to the Free Press why they will not be offering chocolate-covered potato chip tins holiday season.
Karolina lesson
CNN Business Subscribe Trump signs executive order blocking states from enforcing their own regulations around Al
Meme of mom fish covering kid fish’s eyes. I put “mike johnson” over the mom and “also mike johnson” over the kid.
Two men in cars talking through their windows. 1: What is your problem, man? Do you know how to fucking drive? 2: No. 1: What?! 2: No, I don't know how to fucking drive. I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.
Tim Robinson “you sure about that?”
Painting of a man and woman with my captions Man: If only there was a way to stop all this gun violence. Woman: We could try making guns a tiny bit harder to get. Man: You sound so insane right now.
Painting of a man with an orange cat on his lap. My captions Man: I guess I’ll cancel my plans for the rest of the day. Cat: you’re awfully chatty for a chair
Man leaning in to talk to a woman holding a baby. My captions: Man: May I offer you some free advice? Woman: no Man: if you want to lose the extra baby weight- oh did you say no? Rude.”
Painting of a man talking to a woman who is looking off. My caption “... and that is my long and unsolicited opinion on the thing that is your area of expertise."
Amityville horror house
That time person of the year cover with “the architects of AI” but they all have poop emojis over their faces
Cute black kitten in the dryer
Donald trump looking old and tired
Little black cat in recycle bin
Two female reporters turning back toward the camera, frowning, donald trump walking away from them in the background
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice. Meme with the grumpy little boy.
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