Nigel James

@nigeljam.es

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🗣️ Speaking 🎼Vocalist 📷Photography 🚣‍♂️Watersports 💾 Software @nigeljames.dev #include disclaimer.h my opinions only - not opinions of any company P.S. If you can be anything, be kind.

A dog sleeps while the Australians play Egypt at the world cup
Humorous image crafted to look like news from TV BREAKING NEWS Great American state fair crowd so small Trump cancels fake assassination.
Blue sky, a palm tree with a building painted with Gossy Good Times
an edited section of the page from https://www.immigration.govt.nz/visas/skilled-migrant-category-resident-visa/ that lists official requirements for applying for a skilled NZ visa The last one has been cheekily edited to "be cheering for NZ at the world cup"
A puppy asleep on her bed
Screen SBS pops up when the ads don't quite match up with the hydration brake from World cup football. The text reads live TV is currently in an ad break enjoy the silence your program will resume shortly
comparison of travel to canada v usa by australians Canada is up, while USA is down.
Score card and stats from first half of Australia v Türkiye
A mural painted on a wall of Sam Altman saying "Please bro, we're so close to AGI. Just $20,000,000,000 more bro."
A lunch plate with rocket lettuce, avocado cut in half and Fried eggs covering slices of ham aka Green, eggs, and ham
Split screen showing 3 GC #giroditaliawomen riders all within seconds of each other on the final day of the race
Cheesecake on a plate
A man wearing a green cap with AWS on it with sunlight streaming across his body sits in a cold office wearing a mutlicoloured earthy tone 3m long scarf wrapped several times around his neck
Screen grab from the classic you wouldn't steal a movie piracy is a crime trailer that studios put onto DVDs in the recent past 2000s or so. Problem is, they didn't pay the license for the font.
Screenshot of create options from Microsoft copilot exporting to only Word documents or PDF documents
Waves rolling in on a curved sandy beach. A man on the right of screen wearing shorts and a red and blue striped shirt is facing left
Blank screen of Davinci Resolve running on 7 year old laptop running ubuntu 2204
a screen shot from a Windows server shutdown where the reason given for shutting down the computer is "operating system reconfiguration planned"
A weight loss chart showing three point four five kilograms lost weight There is also a button with the text view goals that links to you goals.
Edge in Window server
Screen shot of VisiCalc the first spreadsheet program
AI Overview Yes, I am here and ready to help! I am a large language model, trained by Google, and I am always available to assist with your questions, writing tasks, or creative projects. How can I assist you to
error from google search Server Error We're sorry but it appears that there has been an internal server error while processing your request. Our engineers have been notified and are working to resolve the issue. Please try again later.
A screenshot of the intrusive copilot icon and floating menus interrupting normal flow and shoving "AI" where ever they can.
An image of my top 10 votes in ABC Classic FM's GOAT (Greatest of all time) vote for classical works Bach, Beethoven, Holst, Ravel, Shore among the composers I voted for
output of hostnamectl on a new install of Ubuntu Studio 26.06
A screenshot of ventoy with several ISO images ready to be installed on a new system
An intel NUC all plugged in and ready to go to get updated to Ubuntu 26.04
Task Manager showing Sql Server using 21 Gb memory and the server at 94% cpu capacity
A dog with curly creamy colored fur, sitting on a chair.
A person with glasses and a headset staring at computer screen off to the right with a blurred background wearing a SAP Mentors 202012 shirt, with the mentors lemon logo on the collar
A photograph from a Kindle showing a page in The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book 2 restaurant to the end of the universe with the following quote highlighted "People who can supply that amount of firepower don't need to supply verbs as well"
A listing of all the covers of "the very thought of you" in apple music
A picture of a reminder message surrounded by Frozen beef pies
A page of text photographed from the code book by Simon saying the highlighted passage reads Garfield estimated that 100 megahertz Intel Pentium computer without megabytes of RAM would take roughly 50 years to factor a number as big as 10 to the 130
Screen shot of the concept2 logbook filtered to 6000 m results 29 min in sep25 and 27:46 today
Screen shot from task manager on win11. Firefox with 17 processes is using 2.8Gb memory and Edge with 24 processes is using about 1Gb
Two people and a dog go kayaking
“The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?” -- quoted from Douglas Adams in Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy
Iced coffee sitting on a developers desk
Angus Taylor (now leader of the opposition) congratulating himself on Social Media
Photograph of several USB drives poking out of a computer
Generated image with bad spelling showing similar headline from Independent "newspaper" Block boys protest over rise of hell-cars
Headline from Independent "newspaper" Lyft and Uber drivers protest over rise of self-driving robotaxis
Screenshot from a weather app showing 30 degrees C 8am getting to 40 at 4 p.m. and still 31 at 8pm.
Pictures of podcasts imported into Apple Podcasts
A screenshot of a SMS conversation where atlassn had been changed by voice to text to lesbian