Joseph Cain

@nightmarefixer.bsky.social

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Manwitch (My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)

Four headshots of David Cross as Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development. In the first headshot he's in a suit holding books to his chest, in the second he's a doctor carrying a clipboard with his hands on his hips, in the third he's in athletic clothes holding a tennis racket, in the fourth he's wearing a leather vest, harness and ball gag while holding a chain connected to himself.
Crow T. Robot wearing a black shawl, red lipstick and a blown out blonde wig standing next to Mike Nelson in his blue jumpsuit with the Pelican Brief paperback in his hand.
Screen grab of Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall as a crotchety old smoking man with white hair in a dark suit looking intensely at the camera, an old scratched up door behind him with most of the locks undone.
Dead orca on the surface of the moon, the sun and earth seen in the background.
Crop from quoted image of a smiling kid in a blue and yellow stripped shirt holding up a handgun.
Close-up of Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant) in a suit and a hat with a repulsed look on his face.
Screengrab from Twin Peaks Returns of a transparent close up of Agent Cooper's face imposed over a shot of Agent Cooper standing in an office.
Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter sit on a late night set under green lights. Both are wearing sci-fi looking pauldrons and holding a flashlight pointed up at their own faces.
Clip from Brooklyn 99 of Jake and Gina in a bar. Jake shouts at Mario Lopez "Get out of here Slater, get out!"
Picture of the cast of Lexx posing together including a severed plastic robot head with humanoid eyes and mouth projected through screens in the usual anatomical places you would find them on a human, a chisel jawed goth hottie with tall black hair that had all of us a little curious when the show aired, the lost Spice Girl in an alien print(?) top with generous midriff, and a middle aged theater usher.
Video from New Vegas of a robot with a smiling face quoted to say "That was probably pretty dumb, huh?" In Dave Foley's sardonic tone.
Clutch Cargo'd a screaming mouth onto a portrait of Christopher Columbus
Screenshot of a draft from my drafts from 25 days ago that says: Using my time machine credit to trick Christopher Columbus into sticking his dick in a gloryhole full of wasps.
Clip of a man firing an assault rifle as he pursues a target that slips through a closing doorway. The pursuer takes cover beside the closed door and slowly opens it only to have a grenade bounce down the hallway inside and land directly in front of the doorway.
Still from the film Robot Jox of a closeup on two hands giving thumps-up meeting in a fist bump. One is covered in white leather and padding accented with red while the other is in black leather and padding accented by yellow. Both leather gloves and bracers have a number of cables plugged into various ports located on their gloves.
Screen grab from Amazon's Patriot of a book showing how to disable a woman with a bicycle.
Gif of Archer telling Ray "Jesus get over it." And walking off.
Gif from the film 'Lucky Number Slevin' Josh Hartnett and Lucy Liu stand side-by-side in a busy airport looking at Bruce Willis who suddenly appeared. Lucy Liu sits down and Josh Hartnett stands between her and Bruce Willis as he approaches. Bruce Willis gives them a cold stare, Josh Hartnett asks, "How did you find out about us?"
Screen grab of Space Ghost Coast to Coast of a glowing red eyed Space Ghost behind his guest on their monitor holding Tobias Lütke's head in his hand.
Shrunken Katy Perry in her plastic bottle sits on a table with Reducto from Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law leaning in for an uncomfortably close look.
Dennis and Frank in masquerade masks and capes stand before a buffet table in a room full of older paunchy people eating plates of food.
FF7 screen grab of Barret, Cloud and Jessie on an elevator. Barret quoted to say, "The planet's dyin', Cloud!"
Jamiroquai album cover for 'Emergency on Planet Earth' the text in black on top with a humanoid silhouette in the center with a pair of bull horns on its head.
Mac and Dennis on opposite sides of the bar in Paddy's Pub. Dennis holds a stack of 'Paddy's Dollars' they printed out between them. Mac asks, "How does a self-sustaining economy work?" Dennis replies, "I don't understand how the U.S. economy works, much less some sort of a self-sustaining one."
Westboro Baptist church attempted to make a sign condemning Luigi but it's metal af. Center of the image is a grinning Luigi in a suit framed by the words REPENT OR PERISH and flames along the bottom of the image partially covering the bible passage LK. 13:4-5
Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman as Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder
Screen grab from Neuromancer of Molly in a black t-shirt under a black leather jacket. Her infamous silver mirrored inlaid lenses and razors extended from under her nails on display.
Charlie Kelly stands in Paddy's Pub wearing a tux with a beer in his hand captioned to say, "Just like high school."
Six panels of close up screen grabs from Sherlock with altered subtitles that reads: Armed old man gives the initial offer, "You can take a 50:50 chance for $500k or I can give you $50k." Sherlock answers while having a gun pointed at his face, "I'll have the $50k please." Armed old man still pointing gun at Sherlock asks, "Are you sure?" Sherlock, still with a gun in his face replies, "Definitely. The $50k." Extreme closeup of old armed man asks, "You don't want to phone a friend?" Sherlock insists again with a smirk, "The $50k."
Shawn Spencer stands outside in a grey suit at a microphone with a white church in the background. A word bubble has been drawn onto the bottom of the image.
Painting of Timothy Olyphant with an anxious sideways grin from Santa Clarita Diet titled "Nervous neighbor"
Roxy always sunny yelling "Shut up, baby dick."
Brooklyn 99 screen grab of Terry holding Jake off the ground by his shoulders. Jake asks do I even weigh anything to you? Terry replies no it's like holding a couple of grapes.
Laser-eyed Jay and Duke getting ready to roll that beautiful bean footage
Magicians alliance from Arrested Development posing on a set of stairs for a photo while holding a sign that says "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously"
Frank Reynolds leans out of the window of a Range Rover speeding down the street while shouting "Tell people we pushed you!"
Text Reads: “If a man is taking testosterone, his own testes are going to essentially shut off. They run the risk of having what they call atrophy of the testes, so that the testicles can get smaller,” Dobs says. Another associated side effect is a drop in sperm count, which she says should be a concern for service members in their twenties and thirties, “basically at the prime of their fertility.” Lowered sperm counts don’t automatically bounce back once a person quits testosterone, either. And testosterone can thicken the blood, forcing the heart to work harder.
Closed up of a retired professor who complained no one would date him because he's MAGA
Jordan Peele in costume as Carl Winslow, shouting at someone off screen.
Charlie Kelly standing next to Mac in Paddy's Pub and saying, "Oh, yeah, I was going by Trundle at the time, wasn't I?"
Screenshot from Monty Python and the Holy Grail of the guardian of the Bridge of Death being launched upwards towards a moody overcast sky.
An over airbrushed ID photo of Jessica Walter from Arrested Development
Crop of the black and white photo in The Shining (1980) of Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) smiling among partygoers with the text on the photo changed to "Bluesky, Neurodivergence Ball, 1921"
Gif from Star Wars: Dark Forces a Doom clone. The player stands at the corner of an alcove off of a wide hallway until an unsuspecting Imperial officer steps out into the open when the player steps forward and knocks the officer out with one punch, sending him flying across the hall.
Box art of John Tavner (Michael Dorman) from the Amazon series Patriot with JC Denton's sunglasses pasted on John's face as he fights to tread water in the ocean wearing a suit.
Gif of Tobias from Arrested Development looking up and saying "I'm on TV."
Screen grab from Ghost in the Shell. Batou holds up one hand while pointing down at Motoko Kusanagi with his other while she stands there cradling an assault weapon with an exasperated look on her face.
Gif from Arrested Development of John Beard making a scene as he gets up from his table at a nice restaurant and heads for the exit while saying to himself, "I'm part of the story. Can't be part of the story. Can't be part of the story."
Ernest Borgnine with a hammer in "Emperor of the North" about to bonk an unsuspecting hobo drifter who tries to catch an unannounced ride on a train by sitting between the cars.
Screen grab of MST3k of gold robot Crow T. Robot showing off a black T-shirt with a picture of himself in the middle next to the white "You know you want me baby!" A large Midwestern man in a jumpsuit stands in the background flipping through white bound pages, red robot Tom Servo on his left.
Thanos with Minions instead of Infinity Stones on his Gauntlet
Picture of Sigourney Weaver in a shiny dark jacket in pants under harsh orange-red light with smoke in the background.
InfoWars Elf
Out Indefinitely: Plague meme with great helm added
Screen grab of Supernatural of Sam scowling at Dean with his quote changed to "You're thirty, Tom!"
Charlie Kelly in a blue button up and brown khakis with suspenders and a rainbow cap with a propeller on the top gestures towards Dennis Reynolds wearing blue jeans, no shirt and a black duster.