Night Water

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A late night niche culture newsletter by @fakeadamcecil.bsky.social. Sent most Tuesdays at 11 pm eastern. “Offbeat, often delightful.” - one satisfied subscriber https://www.nightwater.email

A pair of headphones are balanced on the edge of a door. The cable runs down to an iPod Radio Remote, which is then plugged into an iPod on the floor by the door. A cat has come in and is sniffing the iPod.
Throuple - Lumiere Cinema, Beverly Hills CA Screenings and Q&As March 21 and 22 March 21 - Cameron Scheetz moderates March 22 - Michael Varrati moderates for info and tickets, visit https://lumierecinemala.com
An image from SpongeBob SquarePants showing the titular sponge sitting on a log in Sandy’s bubble, head covered in a fishbowl full of water, a look of disgust and consternation on his face. Caption: “Night water drinkers looking at dry mouthers 😂😂😂”
Night Water author holding a Greggs vegan festive bake in a park
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a glass of water on a bedside table with a significant radial blur providing a disorienting effect
“get to know my favorite glasses of water. for every like, i will post one water i love ❤️”
Series of screenshots from the film My Dinner with Andre. Wallace Shawn waits for the subway. Captions show his inner thoughts: "When I was young, all I thought about art and music. Now I'm 36, and all I think about is..." at this point, the text changes to a different font, showing that it's clearly been edited... "making sure I have water by my bed before I go to sleep."
Cindy Crawford in a high fantasy Xena: Warrior Princess type outfit in an add for Pocari Sweat, a Japanese sports drink.
Photo of a woman and man in bed. Woman is looking over her shoulder at man, who is turned away, deep in thought. Caption: "Her: He's probably thinking about other girls. Him: Ah shucks, I forgot to fill up my bedside water carafe with ice cold water before I got into bed. Now what happens if I get thirsty in the middle of the night? I'll have to get up and walk to the fridge like a Neanderthal."
On left: Jannik Sinner and his girlfriend Anna Kalinskaya look at a phone. On right: An iPhone open to the Night Water post "Late Night Vibes: Wimbledon Queue Edition"
Screenshot from included link. "The newsletter grind! It can be grueling to deliver digital articles on a semi-weekly basis. Indie pop darlings The Magnetic Fields sang about the oft-depressing life of the internet content producer on their track 'Papa Was a Podcaster': 'Papa was a podcaster, Mama was a Twitter stan / I could post a 'gram and stream on Twitch before I learned to stand / Home was anywhere with internet, love was an OnlyFans / Never stuck around long enough to build a brand'"
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Screenshot of Facebook post from Shonan Beach FM 79.9MHz sharing the Night Water article "Shonan Beach FM will transport you to Japan" with the comment "What a great article!"
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Screenshot from Google Search Console showing a large decrease in impressions and clicks in the last week.
text on the wall reads: “What is your connection to water?” a hand holds up a piece of paper that reads: “I love a big glass of water @ 3 AM”
Screenshot from Night Water analytics showing 69 unique visitors. That's the sex number.
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A meme based on Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries cereal, except Cap'n Crunch has been replaced with an iPod Classic and it reads "Oops! All Pirated MP3s"