Chris Doyon

@nilbog3000.bsky.social

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Future Altair 8800 replica builder

A hayseed coded citizen of Nilbog with beady eyes probably telling you to drink the green milk already
James Bond’s submarine car in submarine mode
Wireless telegraphy and telephony by AP Morgan
The criterion edition of Safety Last featuring Harold Lloyd dangling from the hands of a big clock at the top of a tall building
A green ribbon labeled “participant” hanging from the spurtle held by Tuk Tuk the elephant also holding many blue ribbons
Denny Carter
The graphic for blancolirio’s youtube video showing a fully mental line of hundreds of planes at Oshkosh
Quote from man stabbed: what are you gonna do … stab me?
A manufacturer’s tag on a reverb tank that reads “Folded Line reverberation device. Manufactured by beautiful girls in Milton, Wis. under controlled atmosphere conditions”
An organ grinder cranking away on his instrument while a monkey holds out a collection cup for tips
Smoke trails from the USAF Thunderbirds against building thunderclouds and gusting winds
Ahnold in T2 smiling holding a minigun
A partially completed puzzle showing a proud tuxedo cat most likely about to complain about not having enough food
A mostly blue sky over DC showing the smoke trails left behind in a 4 plane blossom shape
Bill Murray in the film Ed Wood getting baptized in a pool. The preacher asks "do you renounce Satan and all his evils?" "Sure" says Bill
A lovely Amish style wooden bureau
Shallow Gravy from the Venture Brothers
Same photo of the misogynistic loser in the original post but now with a big L on his forehead
A fuscia (?) Phalaenopsis orchid with five magnificent blooms and several expanding buds
A printer ad for a radio hat with two vacuum tubes for $7.95
Three Phalaenopsis orchid blooms in a vivid purple pink color
A Phalaenopsis orchid with a single open magenta bloom and several growing and soon to be opening buds on one spike on a white kitchen island countertop
Principal Skinner asks himself “am I out of touch?.” No,” he confidently concludes, “it’s the children who are wrong”
An electronic sign over the starting grid at the Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix reads “Alex Zanardi 1966-2026” as all the drivers and team members stand in silent remembrance
A male dobsonfly with enormous wings extended sitting in and dwarfing a human hand. Its giant mandibles are in danger of taking a thumb
A beautiful elephant emerging from the woods and walking past me
a concrete building shaped like a fish on the shores of Lake Toba in Indonesia. Colorful dancers are in a line on the walkway leading to the fish's mouth/entrance
Notifications tab error message in red saying “! Rate Limit Exceeded “
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas.
A Citroen DS steering wheel with its iconic single offset spoke
A Sunny in Philly title card that says “the pope and the ayatollah team up to take down the gang”
Trump holding up a little model of his ridiculous “triumphal arch”
the Stonehenge prop from Spinal Tap drawn on a napkin with measurements in inches where feet were intended
TV detective Columbo saying “this is magic, wizardry” while emphatically gesturing with his right hand
Post from Jay saying Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code
Astronaut shooting meme Astronaut looking at Eath: The jerk store called Astronaut with gun: Ok, Koko
The actor from the dumb titty movie who thinks this smile with wide open eyes makes him look adorable but it doesn’t
It’s Torgo from MST3K favorite Manos: The Hands of Fate with his misshapen pan legs
It’s Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate with pan legs?
Two yellow daffodils sprung forth through the detritus of Fall and Winter on the forest floor shying from the low evening Sun
Two yellow daffodils sprung out of the forest floor turning away from the evening sun
A classic tweet from the garbage shit boy @davedittell "yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho" 12:35 PM · Jun 13, 2013
Extremely wet racist Papa John guy saying he ate 40 pizzas in 30 days
The sickos guy at the window but it’s a French aristocrat guy with a wig and a shirt that says pervers saying “oui, hon hon hon oui”
Sharps Island lighthouse on the Chesapeake Bay in Maryland. A cylindrical structure in shallow open water that has settled into the mud it was built on with a pronounced tilt
…was placed in another room and the doors of both rooms were closed. I then shouted into M the following sentence: “Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you” To my delight he came and declared that he had heard and understood what I said
A glass carafe shaped like a beehive with a delicate handle