Soon-to-be Assistant Professor of astronomy and physics at University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. Union man and sorta OK home cook! Big fan of classical music and sci fi TV from 1990-2010.
![A list of quotes from my introductory astronomy class:
"Plasma is basically spicy gas."
"Running. Bumping into someone. Changing directions. Running. Repeat until you find your way out."
"The sun jiggles!"
"Friendly neighborhood nitrogen."
"Cluster turn-off."
"Live fast, die young."
"Black holes are really just piranhas."
"Weird looking pancake."
"Stars are being actively formed in the arms."
"Galaxies are cannibals."
"The quiet subdivision of our galaxy."
"MILK-DROMEDA"
"Spiral arms are galactic traffic jams."
"The race is on."
"But they're trying very hard and we're very proud of them."
[Deadpan] "I am in free fall."
"We're not that hot."
"The Sun is GREEN!~"
"This question tripped up a graduate student, and you just answered it."
"If you want to measure radio wavelengths, you want to be as far away from human civilization as possible. So, West Virginia."
"If the Great Dane goes after a squirrel, you will too."
"I'm not trying to dunk on this kid, but.."
"Why?" Prepares menacing voice 'HISTORY.."
"I WOULD tell you about intermediate black holes, buuuuut we have no information on them."
"[Galaxies] have friends?!" Professor Nine: "Yes, they do!"
"Apparently SCP-401 is some kind of human flesh tree?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hs6hiwy33uzi5zorkce27kho/bafkreiak63fmky3iqirq6zdeu5zubx7rcaquum52vmpcwymuaykvrn565q)
Soon-to-be Assistant Professor of astronomy and physics at University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. Union man and sorta OK home cook! Big fan of classical music and sci fi TV from 1990-2010.