Ninjava 🌸 🪴(commission) 3.2k @ninjava.bsky.social · Aug 25 Hey mm fic writers.... do you understand that the anus doesn't self-lubricate?? Came across this halfway through a fic that was NOT an ABO... and yet... .. yeah... no. Took me immediately out of the story. WTF I cannot
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I’m convinced a lot of these writers have never had sex before.
LMFAO
read a fic like this recently and immediately closed the tab… uh… no… that’s not… how that works… 😬
I feel bad for them. What was their sex education like? Or are they a child?
just got a random thought, what if they used a bit of a(i) and since the dang b0ts have been scraping ao3 maybe it got confused with a/b/o. that would be kinda funny knowing we confused the b0ts sent to steal from us
allow me to be semi crude here, but the only 'wet' mm writers should be writing about outside of a/b/o is from precum. please understand that we're lubing it up for anything else. lube is your friend please do not use it sparingly. thank you, psa over
😂 oh nooo
tell me they've never had butt-sex, without telling me they've never had butt-sex