Kryger

@no381.bsky.social

248 Followers 230 Following

he/him 🏳️‍🌈

Old Grist Mill is powered by butter and dreams!
A GameCube c-stick keychain and a GameCube ABXY button keychain
FRESH TO YOU authentic brand Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
me in my silly little outfit for the day damn @jampri.bsky.social we need to clean this mirror
About 200,000 ahead of you. Please stand by ... good things like endless pasta take time, but your place in line is secured. No need to refresh your page. In the meantime, start dreaming up your first bowl of pasta, from the delicious toppings to the sauce you crave.
A discarded plastic shell of a Plan B One Step package
Me sweating my ass off
an oshawott on the runner couch
a sweaty meatball of a man (me) post run wearing a green and neon tank with green short tights
A man is being asked about his water by his wife, to which he clarifies that it is strong water from vietnam
Flex for them hoes
two (in the eye of the beholder) sexy dorks, me and @jampri.bsky.social , between sets
me at da pool reading
my neck, featuring 20 million tiny bugs. These are the ones I DIDNT manage to wipe off mid run
some user who i'm not going to put in the alt text has added you to the "Wrong about VR AI Crypto Smart-glasses GLP1 NFTs or Bitcoin" moderation list
a woman at a blender with a tweet from "ivorygazelle" over top saying "see you in hell you stupid fruit"
@no381.bsky.social and @shoy.dev being classy
me in my silly little running outfit and a shirt that is way too oversized but was only like $5
Me eating a Eat-n-Park smiley cookie in the airport terminal
On Wires music video from Carly Rae Jepsen on an Ayn Thor
Before photo
A douche and carrying bag discarded on the grass median of a high traffic road
Tales of Symphonia, from the Nintendo GameCube, being played on an Ayn Thor device. The top screen is showing the Synopsis tab, which gives a summary of events happening to that date, with timestamps of how long ago the player encountered that story point.
Me at da pool wearing my Rowlett “I don’t know how to read” hat with black and neon pink Speedo because I am depraved and this is pride month
@jampri.bsky.social getting ready for his workout.
McMuffins Featured Sausage McMuffin® with Egg $5.19480 Cal Meal $7.19 620 Cal - 790 Cal Protein 25g Crispy Chicken McMuffin® $4.29 410 Cal Meal $7.19 550 Cal - 720 Cal Protein 17g Egg McMuffin® $5.19 310 Cal Meal $7.49 450 Cal - 620 Cal
STEAK SHAPED FROZEN DESSERT
Myself (front) and @jampri.bsky.social chilling by the pool.
Ali Raza Khalid liked your post • 38s you admitted this on main and now I will forward every wario64 sale on the collection to you (im kidding please dont block me) Ali Raza Khalid and 1 other liked your post • 40s oh good question; unfortunately I've just been blocking them without checking Imaoooo Ali Raza Khalid liked your post • 42s It's giving... fake video game in the background of a procedural television show.
ME: oh no 5 minutes left ME: we're not getting KH4 are we SHOY: lmao. SHOY: you really thought??? ME: of course not
A post run sweaty boy
Me being a dork
A message from Renegal Shoy “have you found that climax yet” with no context
me trying to relax at the pool
@jampri.bsky.social enjoying that Vegas High from Kylie Minogue
Sundance the Golden Retriever laying belly up paws folded on his bed, legs spread. Looking very relaxed.
DO YOU KNOW ANY DRAGONS?
The remains of a Thawfest Platter from the Mead Hall of Epic Universe
A big lovable golden retriever (Sundance) acting like he’s a puppy when he’s actually nearly 6 years old
Genis Do you use your eyes at all or are they just there for decoration?
Teto getting that call (Spoken For from Flavor Foley)
Collette being offered Hot I mean Iced I mean Hot coffee
he’s a luxury few can afford
a tweet by @lesbuny on twitter showing good and bad witch character design
@jampri.bsky.social looking stunning
A shirt with a possum that says “私は考えないしたがって私は存在しない/ I DO NOT THINK THEREFORE I DO NOT AM”
Fox McCloud
Zelda saying “Oh, so it was a joke” and casually throwing aside a large rock
me being a Buffoon behind @jampri.bsky.social
A Fogo De Chao gift card display featuring a woman staring at a waiter carving meat for her, but her eyes have been covered by googly eyes
piles of flour at the Costco
A mushroom under a pipe in Toadstool cafe
Peach’s Cake
A sign that says ‘’Monstertreffen” the joke is they are monster effin’, or a monster fucker
a Yoshi crosseyed turning to the camera