Noah Becker

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Eagles graphic Jordan Davis that putatively represented that they had exercised his fifth year option but more pointedly suggested JD was getting into the best shape of his life.
Step 4 in a 10-step plan to fix the New York Giants reads, in part: 4. Re-sign RT Jermaine Eluemunor, CB Cor Dale Flott The Giants finally got their offensive line to a stable place last season. It would be a huge mistake to remove a pillar of that foundation and trust that the 31-year-old Eluemunor can be replaced by second-year pro Marcus Mbow or another cheap, young player.
Article headline and byline from August 21, 2025 predicting which NFL defense will be the best this season.
An age curve from Brian Burke showing that 28-year-old DTs are approaching the steepest part of the DT age curve and likely to quickly decline as pass rushers.
A headline of a fan post that reads "Urge Giants owners to demand a full league investigation of extreme refereeing bias in Eagles favor."
A Rams blog writing unkind words about Jalen Hurts after losing yet another game to him. The paragraph says: "All-in-all, Stafford finished with 19 completions on 33 attempts (58%) for 196 yards, two touchdowns, and an interception. It's never a good day when you are the second-most productive passer with Jalen Hurts on the other sideline."
Variety pack of low ABV beers from Founders made for washed elder millennials.
Incredibly stupid paragraph reading: All summer, we’ve heard things like “Micah is a remarkable talent,” or “There’s no chance we’re trading Micah,” or “We’ve got three years to work this thing out,” or “Nobody appreciates Micah more than me.” All of this was phony bologna. He wasn’t sending a message to reassure fans. It was a complete smoke job to maintain Parsons’ trade value to the outside world despite it falling within the organization. It was an acting performance that rivals the remarkable job he did in the TV show Landman. Give that man a Golden Globe!
1. Tarik Skubal 2. Paul Skenes 3. Garrett Crochet 4. Cristopher Sánchez 5. Logan Webb
A quote that
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Nick Sirianni smirking during the "if everyone could do it, everyone would do it" press conference with the smug satisfaction of a man certain that his team has skills other teams do not.
An article noting that the Rams "had a higher offensive success rate than the Eagles, had more yards, and a higher EPA per pass" in the playoff game they lost and then asserting that "[i]t's the little things that come back to haunt you."
Text from Zach Berman's game story that reads: “It was tough tonight because they were playing in a soft zone,” Packers coach Matt LaFleur said. “Really the entire game got basically a six-one front and played quarters. We didn’t have a whole lot of luck running the ball consistently, getting him out of that. There were a couple drives where I thought we did pretty well. I thought [Packers RB] Josh (Jacobs) competed his butt off. I thought we were competing. It’s just we weren’t as productive as we’d like to be. Then the pass game was just pretty much a struggle all night. …And (the Eagles) have good players. And even when we were running quick game, it’s like they were triggering and coming downhill and like smacking us in the back too many times.”
An article on the Packers' SBNation site "Acme Packing Company" with the headline "Jordan Love's contract isn't going anywhere anytime soon" and the subhead "Love is going to be the Packers' quarterback for at least the next three seasons"
Paragraph of text from a Jason LaCanfora report that reads: In and of itself, it's not a big deal, but given the timing, with the team falling out of the playoffs around Christmas and with the atmosphere in the organization growing more toxic, it exemplified the growing divide between the way Kelly operated and what Lurie wanted his organization to be. "That's just part of a long list of reasons why Jeffrey made this move," said one source close to the situation, "but the whole thing with the Christmas party just epitomizes the split from what Jeffrey wants the Eagles to be, and what he felt like they were becoming."
Darius Slay saying "We love you Football God!" with his hands together in prayer on the Eagles sideline while wearing a large coat.
Text reading "7th time since '70 NFL Merger that #1 Run O will play at home vs last-ranked Run D in WK14 or later (6-0, 32.5 PPG, 226.3 rush YPG, 2.5 rush/TD in those games - all 6 had at least 180+ rush yards in the game) ... one of those was Eagles: WK16 2013 vs CHI | PHI had 289 rush yards, 4 rush TD (8.0 YPC) - won 54-11"
Slay in a long coat on the sideline saying "We love you, Football God!"
Chip Kelly licking his lips like a drunk panda.
A genuinely pathetic argument that the Cowboys run defense was pretty good on Sunday because they *only* gave up 187 rush yards against the Eagles with most of those yards being gained after the game was out of reach.
The stats from the first two years of Jordan Davis’s career. The top line—from all of his games in 2022–shows no sacks, 8 solo tackles. one tackle for loss, and 0 QB hits. The bottom line—through 2 weeks in 2023–shows a forced fumble, 1.5 sacks, 4 solo tackles, two tackles for loss, and 3 QB hits.