Noah Joad

@noahjoad.bsky.social

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All that and then some; short, dark, and handsome

Guided by Voices playing live. From left to right: Nate Farley on guitar, Tim Tobias on bass, Bob Pollard on vocals, Doug Gillard on lead guitar
ANDOR -- two imperial propagandists make up lies about Ghorman and the Ghor
Elon Musk tweet that says, “Good point.”
Scene from the end of RAIDERS: Guy with pipe says, “Top…men…” to Indy
Shaun and Ed from SHAUN OF THE DEAD sitting on a couch. Shaun has a cup of tea and a stunned look on his face. Ed is sucking on the paper top of a Cornetto.
Simpsons-style Robert Goulet at the foot of a treehouse. The caption reads, “Greg Abbott said that?”
A scene from OUIJA SHARK. A woman sits on the edge of a pool with her feet in the water. If I remember correctly, she is very stoned in this scene. The Ouija Shark appears as an apparition before her. Though it lacks corporeal form, I am pretty sure it eats her.
Poster for movie OUIJA SHARK. A woman in a bikini stands by the ocean with her back to the camera; she is holding a ouija board. An enormous shark with blood around the teeth of its open mouth bursts from the water; there is blood in the water around the shark. In the distance for some reason is a lighthouse. The caption for the movie reads, "Gonna Need a Bigger Board."
A woman flips two middle fingers to a photographer above her
Greg Norton, bass player for Husker Du, leaping very high off the ground during a show
Michael Scott declaring,”I declare bankruptcy!”
Freddie Mercury of Queen performing before a massive crowd at Wembley Stadium for Live Aid.
Album cover for 2112 by Rush
Still from the Simpsons; Robert Goulet asks, “Mike DeWine said that?”
“Footage not found”
Donald Trump, not laughing at a joke President Obama made about him at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner
Billy Eichner running with a group of women wearing clown wigs and saying “Here we go! Let’s go, clowns!”
Billy Eichner running with a group of women with clown wigs saying, “Let’s go! Here we go, clowns!”
Soundtrack to the movie Rushmore
JD Vance speaking; the closed captioning reads, “Single person clapping”
Michael Kay and his two sidekicks do simultaneous face palms
Samuel Johnson reaction meme
JD Vance breaking the fourth wall during his interview on The View
Picture of JD Vance giving a speech. The closed captioning reads, “single person clapping”
Elon Musk tweet reading “Oh man haha”
Kermit the frog doing a skateboard trick. The caption reads, “the vibe is in shambles.”
The words "Mystery Science Theater 3000" on a planet -- the MST3K logo
Ed from SHAUN OF THE DEAD saying, “We’re not using the zed-word!”
Ed from SHAUN OF THE DEAD saying, “We’re not using the zed word!” during an altercation at the Winchester.
Still from Insane Clown Posse video for “Miracles.” The clown is asking “Magnets? How do they work?”
Clip from Family Guy. A policeman has pulled over Peter, who is wearing a fez and ornate vest. The officer's hand is visible holding a card marked "Okay" and "Not Okay"; there are lighter skin tones in the "Okay" range and darker skin tones in the "Not Okay" range. It's a joke about racially profiling for terrorists.
The Kids in the Hall
Horror-inducing AI of absurdly muscular Trump wearing football pads and terrifying shorts and, for some reason, holding a basketball.
Picture of President Trump looking into the camera. The caption reads, "It Will All Work Out Well In The End."
The Simpsons: Homer is whispering, “This is going great” to Apu.
Still from a music video; a woman is singing “There is nothing to be sad.”
A piece of sheet music that reads, “Suddenly very gay”
Twilight aristocrats meme
Joe Biden kidding his son Hunter
Cast of Battle of the Planets
A wall with graffiti in French: “Les enfants sont grognons.”
Ja Rule and Billy McFarland promoting Fyre Festival
Gob Bluth drinking a bottle of vodka and a bottle of whiskey. A caption reads “Professional Magician Do Not Attempt “
Michael Scott yelling, "I declare bankruptcy!"
Michael Scott yelling "I declare bankruptcy!"
Picture of Dr. Nicole Saphier
Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point meme
Picture of JD Vance giving a speech with caption “single person clapping”
Cover of Paul Reiser’s book Couplehood
Multiple choice form and all four possible answers are "yes"
Flash from Flash Gordon, saying “This place is a lunatic asylum.”
angry goose meme
Image from “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong” from Chappelles Show. Dave Chappelles character is sitting on a toilet yelling “Granny, don’t…!”
Senator John Cornyn reading Donald Trump's ART OF THE DEAL
Zombie named Big Daddy from George Romero’s Land of the Dead