No Context Hat

@nocontexthat.bsky.social

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All hat, no fat. (fan-curated content. Not Ken White)

Screenshot from a post by Fucking Bitch Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads "The Rule of Goats is this: If you fucking a goat, you're a goatfucker. It doesn't matter that you were fucking the goat ironically, or to troll people. You fucked a goat."
Screenshot of a comment from Popehat's Interests First (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "This was before Bluesky existed which is why my Atlantic piece didn't mention how mean y'all are."
Screenshot of a comment from Popehat's Interests First (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Trolling Ari Cohn with bad free speech takes is a cherished cultural tradition and should not be limited."
Screenshot of a comment from Bad Popehat With Evil Intentions (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads "/3 Anyway, it's time for the good Father to go write his Atlantic piece about what an echo chamber Bluesky is."
Screenshot of a comment from Bad Popehat With Evil Intentions(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Nothing worse than those Public Counsel and ACLU fuckers rolling up in their yachts."
A screenshot of a comment from Call ICE The Gestapo Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Ponies should fly out of my ass"
Screenshot of a comment from Well We're All Going To Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "[me, wheezing as I lumber after a bulgogi taco truck playing KPop] why do they have to drive uphill"
Screenshot of a comment from Well We're All Going To Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Once a Canadian Twitter user told me to eat a bowl of dicks. They're a very tidy people.
Screenshot of a post from Well We're All Going To Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "/3 Anyway, a reminder: when people are proud to be a piece of shit, insist on treating them like a piece of shit. You'll get some hand-wringing about cancel culture but not from anyone worth listening to."
Screenshot of an old tweet from AbortinistBitchHat (@popehat) that reads, "Just can't get into those. I feel each person deserves an individualized moment of contempt, a personal touch in my rejecting them as a human being.
Screenshot of an old tweet from DarkTimesHat that reads "Every now and then on this hellsite some C-list celeb comes bustin out of the wall like the fuckin Kool-Aid man all hot and bothered."
Screenshot of a comment from Stop Illegal Ideas Hat (kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "/3 Bachir Attalah could be useful to trees if he were mulched, I suppose."
Screenshot of a comment from Stop Illegal Ideas Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Oh Ken I know you are humble but as your biggest fan I have to ask how you can be a trial lawyer a poet and a sexual Death Star all at the same time"
Screenshot of an old tweet from Popehat that reads, "Never follow a lawyer to a second location"
Screenshot of a potentially misleading cropped comment from Stop Illegal Ideas Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Hi I am going to post something thoughtless and mildly transgressive"
And now for something completely different
Screenshot of a comment from Soaring Eagle Hat (@kenwhitw.bsky.social) that reads, "Fortunately, I had time for lots of coffee and now all that shit is in a knife fight." Pictured below the comment is a scene from The Simpsons, depicting a doctor jamming a bunch of toy germs in a small doorway at once so that none of them can pass through
Screenshot of a post from Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Anyway fuck that loathsome subnormal Elon Musk and fuck all the creepy losers who idolize him."
Screenshot of an old tweet from Popehat that reads, "/8 So, what I'm saying is that it's possible the devoted life of the mind may lead to parenting styles yielding manchildren who convulsively confess to assorted federal crimes in the course of expressing their feelings."
Screenshot from Domestic Enemy Hat that reads, "I flom know what you arps Marian"
Screenshot of a comment from Domestic Enemy Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "/4 The butt-chewing was prolonged ans thorough. I have an appropriate amount of fondness for the outdoors in moderate doses, but I feel it is not my role to express the anal glands of a fox not personally familiar to me."
Screenshot of a comment from Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads "I'm mostly just giving a slow pitch to @nocontexthat.bsky.social"
Screenshot of an old tweet from DarkTimesHat (@popehat) that reads, "I love how Ben Franklin is such a snuff fiend that seeing giant animate pitchers talking to him is nbd."
Old tweet from SomewhatProblematicCrossExaminationHat(@popehat) that reads, "/2 Also: because a subset of our listeners will insist on pointing this out, a succubus was a type of demon from 1st ed D&D through 3.5th edition, became a subset of devil in 4e, and in 5e appears to be classified as a 'fiend,' which I view as woke euphemistic bullshit."
Screenshot of an old tweet from OverdueLibraryHat (@popehat) that reads, "Also, just me, but I kind of think being a fascist is more mean spirited than calling a fascist a fascist."
Screenshot of an old tweet from YesterdayIsAHardWordForHat (@popehat) that reads, "Every time I find some residual hope for humanity I see rubes falling for a grifter like this and despair"
Screenshot of an old tweet from LocalPoliticalHat (@popehat) that reads, "It's all about principles, the principle being 'I am vengeful but dim' "
Screenshot of a Twitter comment from 18Hat793 (@Popehat) that reads, "I wouldn't be Trump's lawyer. But I could see being Trump's lawyer's lawyer's lawyer."
Screenshot of a comment from Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "No I think you're a tiresome, narcissistic scold and also not particularly bright "
Screenshot of a comment from Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "I was mocking you for your bumptious attempt at emotional manipulation."
Screenshot of a comment from Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "See, that's why Molotov cocktails are a bad risk."
Screenshot of a commet from Domestic Enemy Hat ( @kenwhite.bsky.social ) that reads, "It's okay. i know you threatened me in your heart."