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Random moments from Spider-Man comics. Not a bot. These panels were created by humans. Their names in alt text / reply Sibling to podcast That 90s Spider-Man Show. Run by @whatdidjackdo Links, pod + the discord ⇨ linktr.ee/nocontextsm

Doom [edited]: So long, Suckers! Nothing can stop my SPACE JAMS anyway.
Kolfax Mingo - Writer Winslow Mortimer - Pencils Mike Esposito - Inker A.J. Hays + Julie Mishkin - Editors David Kraft - Consulting Marvel Editor John Romita - Art Director
Panel from Spidey Super Stories #31 (1977) Doctor Doom watches a spaceship flee through a window, arm raised as he turns away. "So long, SUCKERS! Nothing can stop my STAR JAWS, anyway."
Nick Cuti + Jim Salicrup + Bill Mantlo - Writers Winslow Mortimer + Mike Esposito - Artists A.J. Hays - Editor Dave Kraft - Marvel Consultant John Romita - Art Director
Panel from Spidey Super Stories #25 (1977) Spider-Man faces off against Doctor Doom, who has his hands cuffed with webbing. Between them in the background we see a smashed mirror frame and two figures disappearing into yellow light. Narrator: The broken mirror made the Web-Men DISAPPEAR! Spider-Man: THEY can't help you. Looks as if you're DOOMED... to go to JAIL! Spider-Man webs Doctor Doom up into a burrito. THE END
David Michelinie - Writer Mark Bagley - Penciler Randy Emberlin - Inker Richard Starkings - Letterer Bob Sharen - Colorist Danny Fingeroth - Editor Tom DeFalco - Editor In Chief
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #371 (1992) Black Cat in her (frankly, absurd) new costume, sits on the arm of Peter and Mary Jane's sofa, facing away from them. Peter stands with his arms folded, wearing his Spider-Man costume sans mask. Mary Jane stands further away, eyes closed to her husband's nonsense, drawing a cigarette from her pack. Peter: And what does my old buddy FLASH THOMPSON think about all this? Black Cat: I... haven't told him.
Bill Mantlo - Script Greg Larocque - Pencils Jim Mooney - Inks Joe Rosen - Letters George Roussos - Colors Tom DeFalco + Danny Fingeroth - Editors Jim Shooter - Chief
Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #84 (1983) Spider-Man embraces Felicia Hardy, with his mask half-up, smiling. Behind them, her (extremely understanding) mother waits for them to finish their goodbyes, holding a a taxi cab door open. Spider-Man (thinking, wrongly): But everything's gonna be okay now! Spider-Man: Give me a kiss, lovely lady! Felicia: Eight days a week, you GORGEOUS arachnid! Lydia: Felicia, the meter's running! Felicia: So's mine!
Peter David - Writer Mike Wieringo - Penciler Mike Manley - Inker Paul Mounts - Colorist VCès Cory Petit - Letterer Michael O'Connor Axel Alonso - Editor Joe Quesada - Editor In Chief Dan Buckley - Publisher
Panel from Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #9 (2006) Man-Spider, still wearing a torn Spider-Man costume after being totally transformed into a giant Spider-type-Man, looms over a pile of superheroes, including Spider-Woman, Cyclops, Captain America, Ms. Marvel and Luke Cage. Behind him are walls of webbing that have encased Iron Man and Falcon.
Peter David - Script Bob McLeod - Art
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #267 (1985) Spider-Man stands on the sidewalk of a residential neighbourhood next to a bus stop sign. He slumps his shoulders sadly as he watches a bus speed away.
Ben Grimm: What would THEY think if... Spider-Man: SHUT UP!
Tom DeFalco - Writer Ron Lim - Penciler Jim Sanders III + Sam DeLaRosa - Inkers Chris Eliopoulos - Letters John Kalisz - Colorist Danny Fingeroth - Editor
Panel from Spider-Man Unlimited #2 (1993) Spider-Man walks away from two gravestones in silhouette. One says 'Norman Osborn Beloved Father' and the other says 'Harry Osborn In Loving Memory' Spider-Man: Believe it or not some monsters stay DEAD and BURIED forever -- and their ghosts CAN'T haunt you unless you allow them! (thinking) I hope.
Danny Fingeroth - Writer Greg LaRocque - Penciler Vince Colletta - Inker J. Ferriter - Colorist Phil Felix - Letterer Jim Owsley - Editor Jim Shooter - Ed.-In-Chief
Panel from Web of Spider-Man #4 (1985) Spider-Man steps out of a lorry's driving seat. Cars are gridlocked around him, with drivers in and out of their cars yelling angrily at him. Angry Man: You JERK! You almost caused a major disaster! My front end is a total loss! Daily Bugle Reader: Jonah Jameson's right! You're a threat AND a menace!
Reginald Hudlin - Writer Billy Tan - Pencils John Sibal - Inks Avalon's Ian Hannin - Colors VC's Cory Petit - Letters Steve McNiven - Cover Cory Sedlmeier - Asst. Editor Azel Alonso - Editor Joe Quesada - Chief Dan Buckley - Publisher
Panel from Marvel Knights Spider-Man #13 (2005) Peter Parker approaches Jarvis the butler through a doorway. Jarvis is holding a mug of tea. Peter: Huh? Jarvis: Tea? Peter: Uh, no. What are YOU doing here, Jarvis? Shouldn't you be polishing Iron Man's helmet or something?
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #507 (2004) A large humanoid figure with glowing yellow eyes, formed entirely of spiders, stands on a New York street. Spider-Man (off-panel): You know what? You don't look so tough to me. Just one more big strong guy. Made out of spiders. Well, okay, two points for originality.
Peter David - Writer Joe St. Pierre - Guest Artist Jimmy Palmiotti - Background Inks Ken Lopez - Letterer Joe Rosas - Colorist Joey Cavalieri - Editor Tom DeFalco - Chief
Panel from Spider-Man 2099 #26 (1994) Spider-Man (Miguel O'Hara) swings through Nueva York in the rain. Narrator: If the definition of gaining TRUE wisdom is realizing how much one DOESN'T know... then right now I'm the SMARTEST man on the PLANET.
Dave Kraft - Script Herb Trimpe - Pencils Mike Esposito - Inker Diana Albers - Letters Bob Sharen - Colors Tom DeFalco - Plot & Edits Jim Shooter - Editor-In-Chief
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #109 (1981) Spider-Man sits in Dazzler's apartment, shaking and clutching the blanket wrapped around him. Behind him a man with a gun holster looks out the window, and Dazzler approaches (in civilian dress) with a cup of tea. Inside... Dazzler: Here, Spider-Man! A cup of tea should help! Sorry I don't have any milk or crackers! Unfortunately, I have an agent who keeps getting me charity GIGS!
David Michelinie - Writer Erik Larsen - Penciler Randy Emberlin - Inker Rick Parker - Letterer Bob Sharen - Colorist Jim Salicrup - Editor Tom DeFalco - Editor in Chief
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #342 (1990) Spider-Man, his costume torn to shreds you say, stands alongside Black Cat at the edge of a building rooftop, watching a helicopter fly into the distance with the tiny figure of The Scorpion clinging to the bottom. Black Cat: Fine. we’re alive. NOW can you tell me what that was all about?!? Spider-Man: I don’t know Close-up of his mask, his hair poking through the battle-ravaged mask and one lens smashed. Spider-Man: But I think we can FIND OUT!
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Gerry Conway - Writer Alex Saviuk - Penciler Keith Williams - Inker Rick Parker - Letterer Bob Sharen - Colorist Jim Salicrup - Editor Tom DeFalco - Editor In Chief
Panels from Web of Spider-Man #61 (1985) Dragon Man breathes fire onto Spider-Man, engulfing him in flames with a FHOOSH. When the fire dissipates, a naked Peter Parker is still standing, unharmed other than some scorch marks. He clenches his fists, one hand glowing with cosmic power. Peter: Okay. Okay. Now I'm REALLY mad.
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #378 (1993) Doppelganger, a twisted version of Spider-Man with spioked teeth, bug eyes and six arms, perches watching. Carnage (off-screen): Must be confused! Wonderin' whether to help me or th' goblin! I HATE wishy-washy!
Stan Lee presents: Spidey and Dracula -- TOGETHER?? Len Wein - Writer Ross Andru - Artist Don Heck - Inker Glynis Wein - Colorist John Costanza - Letterer Roy Thomas - Editor
Panel from Giant-Size Spider-Man #1 (1974) Peter Parker walks along the top of a ship, past a cloaked, extremely-Dracula-like figure. They both glance back at each other after bumping into each otherwalking opposite directions. Peter: Guess I was so wrapped up in my THOUGHTS, I didn't SEE where I was going. SORRY. Dracula: Very well -- but do not let it happen AGAIN. Peter (thinking): Man, what a GROUCH that guy is. Dracula (thinking): Bah, what FOOLS these mortals be.
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #527 (2005) Peter Parker stands facing a gigantic spider. It looms above him with its mouth open and a large web behind it. The Other: "Embrace us."
Gerry Conway - Script Sal Buscema - Art Rick Parker - Lettering Bob Dharen - Color
Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #136 (1987) Peter, wearing ketchup trousers and a mustard shirt, squats stuck to the wall. Mary Jane passes him a newspaper as she passes by holding boxes. Peter: Great. Like I need to see myself pilloried in ANOTHER paper. MJ: Don't SWEAT it, Petey. You have my personal GUARANTEE that there's not a thing in there that'll UPSET you. Peter opens the paper to see that most of the content of the front page has been cut out, framing his surprised face.
Danny Fingeroth - Writer Greg LaRocque - Penciler Vince Colletta - Inker J. Ferriter - Colorist Phil Felix - Letterer Jim Owsley - Editor Jim Shooter - Ed.-In-Chief
Panel from Web of Spider-Man #4 (1985) A heavily armoured red figure approaches Doc Ock's tentacles, which are rampaging independentally. Narrator: Flamethrowers, ropes, steel mesh nets -- all are unable to even slow the arms of octopus. Then... NYPD Officer: Clear the area! I'LL handle this! This cybernetic battle armour set the police department back a cool MILLION! It can handle ANY -- The arms wrap around his waist and neck and he immediately succumbs. NYPD Officer: GARRRGGHH!! OWWWWW!
Web of Spider-Man #8 (2010) Writer: Fred Van Lente Artist: Javier Rodriguez Colorist: Muntsa Vicente
Panel from Web of Spider-Man #8 (2010) Peter Parker in a dark room, unemployed. He thinks: "As if with my unemployment I need another reason to feel hopeless and useless. I just wish... I could do something..."
Nick Spencer - Writer Steve Lieber & Rich Ellis - Artists Rachelle Rosenberg - Color Artist VC's Clayton Cowles - Letterer Kris Anka - Cover Artist
Panel from Superior Foes of Spider-Man #14 (2014) In the background, behind the shower curtain, The Beetle (Janice Lincoln) sits on the toilet in her full costume. In the foreground, Shocker sits in the bath facing the opposite direction, fingers in his ears and frowning. The cybernetic head of Silvermane, however, happily watches, propped up on a soap dish. Shocker tries his best to imagine Janice watering flowers with a watering can.
Plot: J.M. DeMatteis Script: Todd DeZago Pencils: Mark Bagley
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #404 (1995) Scarlet Spider (Ben Reilly) is stunned as a swarm of dozens of Spider-Men leap towards him. '...TERRIFYING!' he thinks. Narrator: MAXIMUM CLONAGE continues in Spider-Man #61! BE THERE!! 'Nuff said!
Roger Stern - Writer Al Milgrom - Penciler Joe Sinnott - Inker Joe Rosen - Letterer Christie Scheele - Colorist Mark Gruenwald - Editor Jim Shooter - Editor In Chief "Uh, yes. Starfox was just telling me about it, She-Hulk"
Panel from Avengers #237 (1983( Spider-Man holds a hand to the side of his head. "Wow. I saw it, but I still don't believe it!"
Nick Spencer - Writer Ryan Ottley - Penciler Mark Morales and Cliff Rathburn - Inkers Nathan Fairbairn - Colorist VC's Joe Caramagna - Letterer
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #24 (2019) Mysterio sits on a therapist chair, hugs his knees to his chest insecurely
Howard Mackie John Romita Jr. Scott Hanna story and art
Panel from Peter Parker: Spider-Man #12 (1999) Mysterio, surrounded by green smoke. "Yes... My recent life would appear to be a puzzle. But, for now, my identity... my life... my death... are all up for speculation... And will remain so. It makes me happy."
Writers: Sharon L. Webber + Michael Siporin Penciller: Winslow Mortimer Inker: Mike Esposito
Panel from Spidey Super Stories #40 (1980) Spider-Man is engulfed in a cloud of gas after being sprayed by a giant Bug Spray cannister. Narrator: Meanwhile... Spider-Man: *COUGH!* This is TERRIBLE!
Writer: Paul Jenkins Pencilled: Humberto Ramos Inks: Wayne Faucher
Peter Parker, a little furry, with four bug eyes, turns away from the wall he is stuck to. “I don’t FEEL so good.” Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man 17 (2004)
David Michelinie - Writer Todd McFarlane - Artist Rick Parker - Lettering Bob Sharen - Color Jim Salicrup - Editor Tom DeFalco - Editor-In-Chief
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #303 (1989) Spider-Man reads a newspaper with a headline that reads 'I Destroyed Gamma Base! says C. Quartermain', along with a photo of the Hulk. Further text reads 'McFarlane in hospital. Artist in stable condition after [...] Hulk beat [...] quit. Silver Sable in all-white casual attire stands in the background and points towards him. "You're disrupting reception procedures, Spider-Man. Don't you usually come in through WINDOWS?"