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Star Trek The Original Series scene. Kirk, in the dessert, has his shirt ripped open and looks like he's been in quite the tussle. He's doing a fist pump, as if his favorite sporting team recently scored a sporting point.
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Ok, so we see the EMH doc in uniform standing in front of what must be like a movie theater sized screen just behind him. On that screen is two Klingons in their Klingon military uniforms with long hair and forehead ridges. The Klingons are looking at each other and snarling and kind of intertwined. Closed caption reads, "initiate courtship by biting the female."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. An early season clean shaven William T. Riker is shown investigating something. You can tell he's investigating something because he's leaning forward on one leg, and looking *intently*. I think he's in the transporter room. Closed caption reads, "Odd-looking."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in the bridge of the "D" and Worf stands with arms crossed, looking defiant. (Like pissed and fed up not like the USS Defiant from Deep Space 9) Closed caption reads, "Die."
Star Trek The Final Frontier scene. Kirk and Spock, friendly colleagues, are on the bridge in their 'movie red' uniforms. Kirk is facing Spock and holding onto his shoulders as if he's going to share a long kept secret that dareth not be spoketh.... or maybe just going in for a hug, as good work associates do. Spock is just standing and speaking, and being held by Kirk. Closed caption reads, "Please, Captain... Not in front of the Klingons."
So there's a large guard looking fellow. He's wearing a dirty fur vest garment, some armor, and holding a shield. Has a shielded helmet on too but the helmet also has hair. It's like a reverse mullet helmet with metal plating for protection. Mr. Man here has a messy & thick beard, and could really benefit from seeing a dentist. Basically this guy has seen better days but is still menacing in a meth kind of way. He's standing guard in front of a castle door. Closed caption reads: [Grrr]
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise. Various crewfolk are crewfolkin' in the background and we see Counselor Troi standing and looking like she's half offended and half interested in something. Closed caption reads, "He's planning to beam himself"
DS9 scene. Ezri Dax and Odo (🎶 Bucket's of fun🎶) are standing next to a table. Both are wearing clear safety glasses, and both are human looking though one has a slug worm thingy inside of her and the other is a shapeshifter guy with v smooth features. On the table is a round purple object being held up by some kind of holder-upper type thing. Closed caption reads, "Now, take a step back from the melon."
Scene from Picard Season 3. We're in space and looking at one of those giant Federation spacedocks that looks like a floating mushroom. We see a beautiful version of the Enterprise from the underside doing a fly by. Exploding all around are big bursts of fireworks. Reds, greens, yellows, purples, pinks all beautifully fireworking it up in space. Can fireworks burst like this in space? I'm sure people will argue and expound in the comments, stay tuned!
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're "on the D" and see Picard in red uniform sitting on the bridge in his captain's chair. Looks like he's stewing about something. (Pun intended) Closed caption reads, "("Stars and Stripes Forever" plays loudly)"
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Close up on Quark, a Ferengi guy with a smooth and domed head that kind of looks like a butt and huge exaggerated earlobes that connect like a unibrow across his forgead. He also has nose loaf that kind of looks like a pine cone. He is pursing his mouth and doing a 'Jim from The Office' look to camera. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene, and it's a VIDEO! OK, we're on the bridge and looking at Mr. Worf in red uniform sitting at a console in those cool lean-back pleather chairs. Standing behind him alone is Data, in gold uniform. Data's standing casually and looking to his left and slightly nodding like he's in convo with someone. Then, he rests his elbow on a nonexistent something and leans on it and falls immediately over to the floor because the thing he leaned on is not really there. Heh. Data's doing bits.
Star Trek First Contact scene. We're in a clearing outdoors with thicc green forest and camping tents in the background. We see Zefram Cochrane (a human guy) further back looking up towards Geordi, and Geordi up close, on some kind of platform or stage. He's posing, holding one arm up and out, as if getting handed something from someone above. Both he and Zephram are wearing civilian clothing, outdoorsey "I own a kayak" type stuff. Closed caption reads, "I gotta take a leak."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Data is sitting motion less like he's glitching and malfunctioning or maybe just tripping balls. Picard is holding his arm and has an arm behind his back to stabilize him and he's making a face like you'd make if you were a pirate and yelling YARRRRRRR, MAYEY!! Closed caption reads, "How do I destroy everything?"
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on a planet that appears rocky with a red backdrop sky because it was probably inexpensive! We're looking at some kind of ceremonial area, with stone carved features and flat surface for a performance or ritual. In the middle is maybe a fire or coal pit, and some artifacty items. Standing with his back to us is Spock, in baby blue uniform, and he's hitting a mallet against one of those gong things that makes a big gong sound. Closed caption reads, "[gong]"
Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. For some reason Worf is sitting and looking at himself in a circular salon type mirror. He holds a tuft of his mustache between two fingers daintily, admiringly. He looks transfixed by his own beauty, because of course he is beautiful. No caption. Words would add nothing of value to this moment.
Star Trek The Animated Series scene. Cartoon Kirk is standing in his gold uniform, and has a man satchel over a shoulder. Behind him is a green and blue archway/wall design. Closed caption reads, "[FLAPPING] There it is again, a flapping sound."
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on planet somewhere and in a room backlit in purple and red. There's a human looking man standing and looking off in the distance with a determined face. He's wearing a snug white long sleeve shirt and white spandex pants that fit a bit too tight if you ask me. Definitely rocking some moose knuckle. Kirk and Spock are standing on either side of him, Spock is holding his arm and leaning in as if whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Closed caption reads, "Logic is a little tweeting bird."
DS9 scene. Dax looks like she might be in a purple dress versus a uniform here, and she's short of draped onto The Sisko, also in casual wear. She's doing that thing where someone who is annoyingly drunk gets way too close to tell you something they think is SO IMPORTANT but really they're just hammered and it's stupid nonsense. Closed caption reads, "Have I ever told you that you smell wonderful?"
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're on the bridge! of "The Voyager" and we're seeing a convo between Chakotay and Janeway. We're facing Chakotay and see Janeway from the back. They're in command chairs next to one another. Chakotay is leaning in, and has a smirk on his face. Seems like that thing where you lean in to say something you don't want everyone else in the room to hear. Closed caption reads, "You strike me as the bear type."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Worf stand close together for a dude chat in a corridor on the Enterprise D. Worf in gold uniform with silver baldric, Riker in command red. Worf is looking cautiously/suspiciously at Riker. Riker has raised brow and a cheeky grin. Thier eye contact is strong as steel. Closed caption reads, "It's jazz."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. It's a VIDEO! We're in the conference room. The whole video is just back and fourth on Troi and a guy. They're sitting across the table from another and locked in a staring contest it seems. There is swelling intense music that builds throughout the brief clip. The guy is a normal looking guy except he has an extra large head and you can see an enlarged brain above his ears sort of bulging on each side. He's SO smart! Ok, so we start on guy, slow zoom in, he's looking INTENSELY at Troi. Then we slow zoom on Troi, she's intensely looking back at him. Then we're back on him but ZOOMING IN ON HIS FACE AND EYES CLOSER NOW! THEN BACK ON TROI AND ZOOMING IN ON HER EYES THIS TIME! ITS ALL VERY INTENSE BUT ALSO VERY GOOFY. (Absolutely no dialogue, just awkward staring. )
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. In uniform Worf is standing in what looks like a cheap 1993 motel room. There's a tall fake plant to his left, and he's holding up an actual phone line telephone w/curly cord, like people used to use in the olden days. He's holding the receiver and turning around to speak to someone behind him. Closed caption reads, "There is a female voice asking if we want room service."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the Enterprise, in a room with many windows out to space. It looks like a classroom type setup with a table and crafts in the background, but also probably Ten Forward with a different set. Picard is standing in front of a banner hanging in the room with 'Captain Picard Day' drawn on it. The letters are different colors and clearly drawn by children, like if you were a righty but tried to write with your left. The banner also has different cute little other drawings around the letters, like planets and names of kids. In front of Picard is a table covered in children'a drawings and two very very rough sculpturs or poorly made dolls of the Captain in uniform. His arms are crossed and he looks a teensy weensy bit irritated. Troi is next to him also regarding the pictures, but she's smiling and looks pleased. Closed caption reads, "I don't see why we have to do this every year."
TV Guide cover. (Note to youth: before the internet they sold lil books with WHAT WAS GONNA BE ON TV and it was called TV Guide) We have bold text across the top reading "TV GUIDE" and down the left hand side is the title story: "STNG'S Patrick Stewart THE CAPTAIN LETS HIS HAIR DOWN." Pictured just beside is the wonderful and bald Patrick Stewart with a cutie-patoodie smile. He's wearing a white T-shirt under a black leather vest. Sir Patrick is holding his arms up overtop and resting them on his head, with one hand clasped around the others wrist. It's a real casual, cool boi pose, HE'S JUST VIBIN', Y'ALL. His biceps look swol, as the hip kids would say. Side note, I think but I'm not certain that his brown pants are pleated, which really dates this to the 90s. The remaining text reads, "PLUS: X-FILES, ODYSSEY, BABYLON 5 and TV'S SCI-FI EXPLOSION."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in the mess hall on the "V" and see Neelix. Neelix, not to be confused with Netflix, is an alien guy with head loaf sort of weirdly resembling a hermit crab shell up and around a mostly bald head with a stripe of punk hair mohawk. He also has muttonchop whiskers and a jacket inspired by 1980s lampshades. Here he's sitting at a table, over a glass of juice or fancy drink. He has a depressed look of pondering, as if he's contemplating the objective meaninglessness of existence. Closed caption reads, "Alien organs."
Star Trek The Animated Series scene. Close up on a Vulcan, with pointy ears and eyebrows wearing normal Vulcan clothes not a uniform or anything. In the background is some kind of stone or tan wall and a blue plant. Or maybe a blue abstract piece of art. It's wavy and shapey and kind of geometric in its design. Ok, back to our main guy here, he's looking serious and the caption reads, "You constantly display your emotions."
Okay so it's a screenshot from The Original Series. We're outdoors on a rocky looking planet and possibly outside a cave. Front and center we see a gross looking alien monster. The monster looks like if you decorated a soft comfy chair in wet, brown, earthwormy, slimy looking goop. There's two white fang teeth sticking out of where each armrest of the chair would be as if to indicate arms and claws. The head of this abomination is sort of mushroom shaped with glowing yellow eyes, and the 'mouth' seems kind of fused shut like in the matrix. Also there's 2 additional yellow eyes just sticking out of this son of a bitches forehead. Closed caption reads, "Your good and your evil use the same methods."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on DATA! He's speaking and looks earnest. We're in personal quarters. (The room not the coins). Closed caption reads, "Am I not behaving as a solicitous mate?"
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Counselor Troi and Riker are standing in personal quarters and talking. The room is nicely decorated and homey feeling. Various plants and vases and furniture surround. (Including a Horga'hn, the sacred carved fertility statue from a pleasure planet!) Pic 1 with Riker speaking, caption reads "What's wrong?" Pic 2 with Troi replying reads, "Everything."
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an earth like planet in summertime. It's beautiful outside, bright green grass, trees, and a river or lake in the background. It's GORGE outside, y'all. We're looking down on Doctor McCoy, in his baby blue uniform. He's standing and holding up a communicator. While normally a grumpy gus, here we see Bones glowing with happiness, simply RADIATING with joy, and sporting a big smile. Closed caption reads, "A real cold Georgia-style mint julep, huh?"
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01, stands in a Voyager room but hard to specify where, I think maybe the galley/dining room. I'm sure someone in the comments will know for sure. Anyways she's wearing her purple uniform with her lil dolphin shaped borgs metal piece above her eye and is speaking intently, as always. Closed caption reads, "Resume your disorder."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Captain Janeway is walking down a CORRIDOR! focused and looking at a handheld device/PADD. Tom Paris is walking alongside her, and seems to be leaning in and mansplaining something. Caption reads, "...you can always uncork the pheromones."
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're in a dimly lit room. We see Garak, a simple tailor. He's a Cardassian, which means he's got boney, spiney facial features. They run along his jaw line, down each side of his forehead and around each eye, and an independent line of boney spiney face loaf forms a little spoon shape on his forehead and runs to his nose. Here's he's got some intensity to him. Closed caption reads, "You never told me you had a secret mountain hideaway."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in orbit around an earthlike looking planet. Beautiful blues and greens on planet are shown and white blotches for cloud cover. The USS Enterprise is orbiting in space. Holding it like a toy is a giant green and semi transparent hand.
TNG scene. Picard is standing on the bridge near the back console and smiling an uncharacteristically big ol' happy smile. Closed caption reads, "I'll look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on Data in personal quarters. He is crouching down next to a bed, leaning in and looking at an orange cat who is laying and looking back at him. No caption.
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so it's an episode where they're in the FUTURE! because Riker is more aged than normal. (embellished hair color age). We're "on the D" bridge, up front is Riker and Data, both in Command red uniforms. In the background are various other officers at station. Data is looking at Riker, and Riker is steeley eyed and PISSED. The body position is as if he was standing and talking to Data and then did a half turn to yell at someone. Closed caption reads, "I said shut up--as in close your mouth and stop talking."
Star Trek Enterprise scene. Trip "Trip" Tucker sits on ship in his early Starfleet blue uniform. He looks lost in a thought, and kind of ill. Closed caption reads, "mm, headache, nausea, diarrhea."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Harry Kim, doing a nice Zoolander male model Steel Blue pose and looking super suave, is devastatingly looking into the distance. Behind him is a colorful background with flags and light. It's indoors but looks carnivalesque. Closed caption reads: "🎵He thinks I am a virus🎵"
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek The Original Series scene. Two pics; First up is "Bones," he's standing in blue uniform against a blue background, and he's talkin' with his mouth curled like he's doing a John Wayne impression. Bones, "I've got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano." Picture two, Kirk, green uniform, looking a bit inquisitive, "Good. Start distribution immediately."
Deep Space Nine scene. We're on planet somewhere, Dax is shown in uniform in a room with mosquitoe type tenting/curtains behind. In front of her is a person in civilian clothes, potato sack type shirt and robe. He's bald with visible purple veins on the neck and across the noggin, probably an alien. He's speaking and over the course of 2 pictures sits down at a table. Behind are others in a line waiting to enter the area. Closed caption reads, "I cancelled my death for you. I was really looking forward to it."
Star Trek Picard scene. Commander Data, older now but I cannot explain why for spoiler reasons, is in uniform. He's wearing a jacket with brown leather shoulders (probably fake leather because we evolve in the future hopefully) and black bottom, and is standing on the bridge of the Enterprise-D, just behind his old console chair. He's touching the back of the chair with both hands and smiling looking down at it. Closed caption reads, "Hello, chair."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in an older earth looking home with some antiquey lamps in the background and a bookcase. From the center, sitting with hands on lamp looking wistfully down as if lost and thought is Dr Beverly Crusher. She's in her blue uniform which here looks teal but we know. It's blue. There's another standing near her but mostly off camera. Closed caption reads, "Nana always kept it lit."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in Sick Bay! Bright lights and golden lit walls line the back! A Doctor could do some surgery in here, you know? Standing over a console closer up we have Seven of Nine (Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01) next to the good Doctor EMH. Se7en is looking down and hard at work. The Doc is looking up pondering something out loud. Closed caption reads, "The computer sounds like it needs a stimulant."
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We are in engineering with some extras in the background engineering stuff. Up and close in, Data is looking as serious as a heart attack. He's turnt and speaking with an older woman sitting next to him. Closed caption reads, "I am incapable of embarrassment."
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's dark on the ship. Janeway looks like she's been through some rough shit the last few days, kind of disheveled and dirty. She's working on something with tools in her hand, concentrating. Closed caption reads, "Today is May 20."
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. In uniform Worf, possibly sitting 'round a campfire at night, has a stern look on his face. He's looking across at a second person. His long and glorious hair is down, no doubt Kahless would be proud of those luscious, curly waves. Caption, "I killed it, and now I am going to eat it."
Star Trek The Undiscovered Country screenshot here. Looks like we're in a frozen place. Maybe a cave? MAYBE AN ICE CAVE? Captain Kirk (left) is standing and looking directly at Captain Kirk (right). Both Kirks's'es are wearing thick furs, and looking unshaven and a bit bedraggled. Closed caption reads, "I can't believe I kissed you."
Star Trek Voyager scene. Commander Chakotay and Captain Janeway, both in uniforms, very profesh, are in her ready room standing next to a teal couch. Behind them is a large full wall window showing space and stars. I think I'd probably stand there a lot and just think about stuff. Janeway is bent over grabbing a cup from a tea kettle and set on the table. Closed caption reads, "Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised."
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Kira, in red on orange uniform, looks focused with inquisitive eyes and intensity. Closed caption reads, "Did you sleep with them both?"