pants labyrinth

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Just kidding. This is John Cassavetes in Love Streams (1984). But Cassavetes is wearing a stupid hat and has pronounced bags under his eyes kinda like Matt Johnson
screen of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride from RollerCoaster Tycoon. A giant skeleton is tipping its top hat in front of the ride and behind a sign that says THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
The Pricemaster at the microphone
Trent Dilfer's basic statlines for 1994 and 1995. I highlighted '95 because he started all 16 games that year. Most notably, his completion percentage was 54 percent, and he threw four-and-a-half times more interceptions (18) than touchdowns (4).
Mr. Burns getting injected with the serum that makes his pupils grow to the size of dinner plates
Justin Theroux's character in Mulholland Drive, talking to the Cowboy. The camera is over the Cowboy's shoulder and Theroux, bathed in a single light from above, has a stupid paint-spatter patterned shirt and ridiculous chunky glasses on
Anton Chigurh on the phone with a speech bubble over his head
speech bubble pointing to Jim Downey from the Grayson Moorhead SNL bits
the mascot for "maison d'la poutine (house)." it's a tree frog in a beret waving a quebec flag
Philippe the otter from Achewood screaming in fear of the skeleton he thinks is in the closet behind Lie Bot
First panel: Philippe from Achewood, wearing some sort of shawl and a Mohawk wig, says to no one in particular, "You called yourself a 'Cyber-punk' just because you had an email address?'" Second panel: A disembodied voice, understood to be Billy Idol's, booms "I FLAMED ME OWN DAD" as Philippe looks up skeptically
the Zero Wing "All Your Base" villain with a speech bubble above his head
the dead-eyed Baby Gronk Tiktok guy
Chris Christie smarmily looking at the camera as he says "Donald DUCK"
Oblivion guard with speech bubble over his head
Axel from Twisted Metal. A man is strapped to a pair of ~7 foot tall wheels connected by a platform he is standing on
A grid depicting, from top left, Garrett Stephenson, Colby Rasmus, Bud Smith, Mark Reynolds, Steve Kline, Aledmys Diaz, Jason Simontacchi, Ray King, and Kerry Robinson
A can of candy apple red automotive paint
the infamous garfield 9/11 panel wherein Jon answers the phone and hollers "he WHAT?!" while garfield smirks at the reader and thinks "i've been a busy boy"
Cover for A Pinecone! by Helen Yoon. A child with three pinecones in her arms is reaching up intently to pick a fourth
A picture of a wine label—El Enemigo Single Vineyard Bonarda: La Esperanza
A finished pepperoni and bell pepper pizza cooling on top of my oven
An angular-looking house built into a little mesa with some snow on the ground around it. It apparently belonged to Dylan Klebold's family
RFK Jr's grotesque head with the Primus logo superimposed on it
A picture of Bertolt Brecht and Oskar Graf. Brecht is a thin man with a cigar in his right hand and a slightly uncomfortable closed-mouth smile on his face. Graf is a big man with his mouth open wide and his right arm hovering behind Brecht, as if he is extraordinarily chuffed to see his old friend Bertolt. He is holding an enormous beer stein in his left. The whole tableau looks like it could be a still from the intro to Cheers.
The Cowboy from Mulholland Drive speaking to Adam Kesher (played by Justin Theroux)
A Le Creuset dutch oven full of ragu for pastitsio and a saucepan of bechamel sauce with nutmeg
The Piasa (Bird), a mythical creature with four claws, antlers, scales, big wings, long tail and a beard-looking thing on its chin
andre cymone sez: "you can always do an italian accent--it's never racist"
still from chan-ho park's infamous "diarrhea" interview, with a speech bubble on the top edge of the frame