taddy mason

@nogoblins.bsky.social

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imp of the perverse ⋆˙⟡♡

Racist white lady calling the cops
Mike Judge the creator of Idiocracy with a speech bubble that makes it seem like he's saying the above quoted reply
The book Blood and Thunder by Hampton Sides. It shows some people on horseback
Historic sign for "Spotsylvania County" assumed to be a fictional location
Photo of an ear of yellow corn, edited to look like an old film photograph with blue light leaks and chromatic aberrations
Old twitter screenshot from deleted user @no_goblins it reads "Pretty cool how the ruling class is serving us the Cold War + the dust bowl + leadup to the holocaust + the Great Depression + the Black Plague all at the same time very groovy"
Insane artwork featuring Ruth Bader Ginsburg lighting her cigar with the US constitution
Illustration of a pig-faced rich man in a top hat grinning
A beautiful modest red sunflower. A longhorn bee is enjoying some pollen
Sunflower bud getting ready to open. The petals are dark
Letterboxd screenshot with poor ratings for recently reviewed movies
Ancient artwork on papyrus depicting the Egyptian god Anubis weighing the heart of a man against a single feather
Sleepy brand new baby robin in a nest. It looks like two eggs are newly hatched and one is still intact
Potato quality digital map of the US state of Georgia showing major cities and also a town called Dacula in the middle of the state
The cover of Agatha Christie's "Death on the Nile" with a gun floating superimposed over the mask Of an Egyptian sarcophagus. There's a speech bubble on top that makes it look like the sarcophagus is saying the quoted post
Minthara from BG3 she's a blue elf lady with red eyes, looks really mean with her brows furrowed
A lovely birds nest with one blue egg. Robins egg blue to be exact
A vintage book held in front of a red brick wall- it's Agatha Christie's Death on the Nile and the cover shows a gun superimposed floating in front of the face of an Egyptian sarcophagus. The cover shows some wear and it's really cool
Little brown dog sleeping with his tongue sticking out and his face stuck underneath a piece of furniture for some reason. He also has a jaunty blue bandana but you can hardly see it through his fluffy fur
Tootsie pop owl lickin on a tootsie pop
Lyrics to Yankin by Lady. It's pretty vulgar
3 camisol tops with lace edges
Meme showing the gun guys from South Park the bottom text says "he's coming right for us"
Twitter screenshot from 12/28/21 user @no_goblins "You know how fuckin embarrassing it is to tell your doctor that you're not sexually active"
A painting by Charlie Immer showing a candy colored character, suffering numerous injuries, escaping from a yellow cartoon Iron Maiden
Part of a Charlie Immer painting showing the face of an anthropomorphic yellow Iron Maiden. It looks confused and disassociated
Ugly ass Trump saying he's not a pedophile even though he is
Botanical identification image showing the (basically identical) seed heads three species of carex (sedge). The labels read: C. brevior, C. normalis, and C. molesta
A cranky looking old brown dog with a white face, resting his head against the metal legs of a desk in a way that looks very uncomfortable yet he's choosing to do it
Crochet mushroom, a classic toadstool with a white stipe and a red cap with irregular white spots
Cool vintage cover for "And Then There Were None" by Agatha Christie, it shows a giant skeletal hand pointing to a big white mansion all alone on a barren black rock island far out at sea on a dark night
Kamala Harris saying "we did it Joe"
A 2.5 star review of Eddington
Screenshot from Letterboxd. First there are posters for four favorite movies: Drop Dead Gorgeous, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Superbad. Then there are four covers for recently reviewed movies: Tales from the Hood (3.5 stars), Deadtime Stories (3 stars), Pusher II (3.5 stars), and Bugonia (3.5 stars)
Four beautiful trillium
Weird fetish posts on What's Hot Classic feed on Bluesky
Tired looking black rat smoking a cigarette
Meme of a cake that says "sorry my follower added that comment to your post"
Duckduckgo search results for a terribly mistyped and half-remembered version of Limp Bizkit lyrics from "Break Stuff" and the first 2 results are straight up pornography from xvideos and there's a pop up where it shows the safe search feature is set to moderate but these results don't seem moderate to me
Awful monster man RFK Jr with a speech bubble coming from his mouth as if to indicate he's the one saying the quoted post
Book cover for Programmed to Kill by David McGowan. It's a very disturbing image of a human torso wrapped in wire, framed by the names of famous serial killers
Book cover for White Nights by Dostoyevsky it shows a beautiful painting of a man's silhouette near a river with a bridge and a large romantic looking building in the background. The whole painting has a blue dusky color and is very atmospheric
Renowned scientist who studied distant planets fatally shot at his home near LA Authorities suspect Carl Grillmair was shot by man arrested for carjacking, as friends mourn him as ‘irreplaceable’ A renowned California Institute of Technology (Caltech) scientist who studied distant planets and other areas of astronomy for decades was recently shot to death at his home in a rural community outside Los Angeles, authorities said.
Duck duck go image search result for "guess I'll die" but instead of the famous meme it's some DND shit
Swaggy old station wagon
Joe Pesci in iconic "funny like a clown" scene from Goodfellas- Italian gangster guy expressing indignation to a group of friends and coworkers
Twitter post from user no_goblins from 09/16/21 it says "Subtweeting irl would be hilarious. Someone walks into the party wearing an outfit I don't like and I stand up and announce to the whole room that "a lot of ppl think that boot cut jeans are acceptable but they're not"
Dramatic chipmunk
Facebook marketplace ad that says "Snake passed away. We took the legs off and used as a table top. Still have the legs"
Twitter post from user @no_goblins 10/14/20 image of the Anarchy A repeated 4 times with lines drawn on it spelling out "VOTE" the caption says "did y'all know about this 👀👀"
Epic handshake meme with 2 big strong guys shaking hands. One guy is labeled BG3 and the other guy is RDR2 and their shared handshake is labeled "not worth playing past act 2"
Two dogs wearing Halloween costumes. One is an old dog with a white face, he's doing the doggie version of a scowl and wearing a red devil costume. The other dog is larger and black with a white face, she has a dopey but alert expression and a black bat costume. The photo has a grainy sepia filter on it
Movie poster for Primate, it shows a creepy chimpanzee wearing a shirt huddled in the corner of a room
A map that shows where I would live in America- all the states are green, indicating a willingness to live there. The only exceptions are Tennessee and Florida (reluctantly), and Texas (never)
A tan fluffy Lafufu smiles eerily out from between the branches of a Christmas tree, bathed in multicolored light
Don Draper smoking in the Cinema. He looks focused
Shrimp melatonin (shrimp mirliton casserole) which is a rather un-photogenic pile of brown stuff, served with a red chard and gooseberry salad
An SMS alert banner from the FBI saying "delete this shit right now"
Two star Letterboxd review of Good Boy the review says "this made me feel bad"
Poster for Good Boy