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street view of a matte black house
image of pacman with the caption “asman gold says nobody wants to play a character that looks like a pi chart; do character designs impact a game’s success?”
album cover of herbie hancock “headhunters” looking vaguely similar to the artifact
packaging of “garden of eatin’” red hot blues corn chips. basically hippy doritos and the color scheme is similar to the frog
weird googly eyed grape with a tonsure
four bridges visible in one street level view, sunrise sky
street scene, “CUSTOMER PARKING” sign damaged so it just says “PARKIN”
sign with multiple levels of graffiti covering each other
sign on lightpost: wanna see something weird? april 17th, 7 pm 122 nw couch
a flagrant sunrise and a free way sign that has been partially dismantled, only the word “TO” and an arrow pointing forward or upward remain
graphitti “who rev the engine your mom a hoe”
moss growing on lumpy astroturf
a pair of copper colored fuzzy slippers alone by a bench
skyrim, archmage of the college of winterhold gets ragdolled into space by a giant
icon style painting depicting a saint “Saint Elesbaan having slaughtered Evil”
a broken deture on a pavement brick in the rain, next to lush green weeds
bob ross says “everything is an emergency if you’re creative enough”
woman in ad painted on a train. the warning light over the door replaces one of her eyes
graffiti on a bench that says “BUTT”
a guard points a tranquilizer rifle at a man in a tony the tiger mascot costume prone on the ground
classic @meakoopa tweet from old twitter, dog next to sign that says “aware of dog pleas pet dog” and caption “did… did he make the sign?”
fighting game character in training mode, looks like liv agar
youtube music tab that says "Devil Cock - Beethoven: T"
pizza on pizza stand, below another pizza stand, cropped to look like a dual pole single throw switch in a circuit diagram
a diagram for a three cut six-slice pizza where none of the slices are the same size or shape as one another
graphitti “fuck you! 😒” vs. “be nice”
lie, cheat, steal in the live, laugh, love font
bad enough dude generator output trump at a desk, with text that types out behind him: "can this be detourned? is there some counter to my venal and shallow violence that can be derived through sufficient cleverness? are any of us capable of what this moment requires of us?"
sloppy attempt at j g ballard with a speech balloon, as if the quoted post were his words
raphael from the old tmnt comics, where only the covers were in color and all of the turtles had red headband / masks
the cover of the novel "malone dies" by samuel beckett
old twitter post that has become a meme: @SadiqoJN asks "Why do bash 'dead-beat' dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?"
tom cruise and his famous middle front tooth
pov hammerhead shark is about to bite your ass
lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion 9:33 AM - 9/14/22
statue of an ancient anthropomorphic sun diety
a notification “lily followed you”, marked 43 seconds ago. profile image is a typical adult content spam account, a young blonde
the "ghost" from the ivarstead scooby doo quest in skyrim
a python nested dict but the “}” symbols become progressively more deranged