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@nokyan.net

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24 • 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 • he/him • 💬 de/en/es open-source technology & cats clippy profile pics dni https://nokyan.net ———————————— Alt Text: Avatar is a portrait photo of my tuxedo cat Nali. Banner is my cats Tami (tortie) and Nali being intrigued by a potted plant.

Screenshot of a YouTube comment with 9 likes. It reads: "Remigration is nectary for a nation to exist. Migration is white genocide. However, mass surveillance is not necessary. Millions have been deported in a very short period of time, using technology as old as time."
Screenshot of a toast notification. On the left is an icon of a checkmark in a circle, right next to it is text that says "six seven"
Screenshot of an email in Thunderbird. It has been sent by "NiubiStar Support Team <market@[redacted].com>" to hello@nokyan.net. It has been configured with "Reply to" set to "[redacted]@gmail.com". The mail's subject is "Enterprise outreach idea for resources". The content of the message reads: "Hi Hello, I found nokyan/resources while looking through GitHub projects that have already attracted stargazer attention. I noticed it is mainly Rust. Project note I saw: Keep an eye on system resources If you are planning a release, launch post, directory push, or enterprise-facing update, NiubiStar can help package the project into a broader developer outreach campaign. Because the project already has visible traction, the next useful move is usually broader developer-market coverage rather than another narrow metric push. The package I would recommend is Enterprise Outreach. It is built for teams that want more than a simple GitHub signal boost: targeted developer discovery, launch proof, relevant community placement, and hands-on execution around a specific growth window. You can review it here: https://www.niubistar.com/enterprise-outreach?utm_source=market No GitHub token is required. A public repository link and a target timeline are enough to scope the campaign. If this is relevant, reply with your launch window and the audience you want to reach. I can suggest a practical outreach plan before you place anything. Best, NiubiStar Support Team https://www.niubistar.com"
Four corners result image. The game has been solved in 1:36 with two lives left.
Boomer comic displaying a black iPhone 4 floating on a white background with prison cell bars as a screen and an abomination of a man who looks like his head has merged with the upper half of another bigger head (I really don't know how to describe this, or what it's even supposed to be) looking depressed. There's text above and below the iPhone in typewriter font. The top text reads: "I finally realized it!" while the bottom text reads: "People are prisoners of their phones. That's Why they are called cell phones!"
Screenshot of the website intheweights.com. The name that's being looked for is "nokyan". Out of all the listed LLMs only GPT-5.5 and Grok 4.20 know the person being looked for. GPT-5.5 says "Nokyan is a developer known for Linux and Android open-source apps, including usage-monitoring and system utility projects."
Screenshot of a file in a file explorer. The file is 902.8 MB big and is called "claude-fable-5-iq3_xxxs.gguf"
Glitchy video vaguely stating that LLMs don't have feelings and are not real but my cat Nali is.
Poor attempt of a poop emoji floating in a dark blue void contemplating about its existance as an LLM
Screenshot of the game "Peggle Nights". Visible is the character selection screen with the crab-like character "Claude" preselected. His ability is called "Flippers" and his description states "Lets you hit the wall like a game where there's a ball and you hit it with flippers!"
Your muted words: "platner" in text & tags, expires in about 1 month
Excerpt from an article. The excerpt reads: "The entire rsync codebase is around 65k lines, and the recent flood of “AI”-generated submissions amount to +16k/-6k lines of code within a few weeks. That’s an absolutely insane amount of changes in a really short time to a project that most people deemed stable and “done”. If you take a look at the activity graph, it’s clear that a project that was silently and carefully doing its job is seeing a massive amount of changes, almost exclusively generated by “AI”, all in recent weeks. It’s no surprise, then, that people get annoyed when something they deemed “done” and stable is suddenly causing issues for them because its maintainer decided to open the slopgates. Tridgell is, of course, an incredibly accomplished and capable programmer, but so is Kent Overstreet and he thinks his “AI” girlfriend is sentient and conscious, he reprogrammed it after someone convinced his “AI” girlfriend was lesbian and trans, and he thinks that he gave his “AI” girlfriend an orgasm, so being an accomplished and capable programmer doesn’t mean you’re immune from “AI”-hyperbole, or worse, “AI”-induced psychosis."
Screenshot of an e-mail. It reads: "Moorcheh AI Hey nokyan, Majid here from Moorcheh. We’re working on fixing the "context fragmentation" problem in the mattpocock/skills ecosystem, and I wanted to share a bounty we just launched with folks who understand the space. If you've ever been annoyed by having to re-explain your codebase rules every time you invoke a new skill in a fresh terminal session, we're putting up a $100 bounty to solve it. The goal is to build a global memory hook using Memanto, our open-source memory agent - so your CLI tools dynamically remember past engineering decisions. The end goal: zero repeated instructions. If you're curious about the approach and want to take a crack at it before the June 12 deadline, you can grab a free API key at moorcheh.ai and explore the technical guidelines on our GitHub We’re also pulling together a community of devs in our Discord to bounce ideas around if you want to discuss the architecture for your submission. Just putting it on your radar. If building seamless developer workflows resonates, we'd love to see your pull request or have you pass it along to anyone else building in the ecosystem. Best, Majid, CTO"
Screenshot of a YouTube search result. The video shown is called "The Problems of Open Source ft. @Lunduke", is 55:03 long, has 6.1k views and was uploaded a year ago by FUTO. The description states: "Our website: https://futo.org/ Lunduke's channel: @Lunduke.". The thumbnail is Bryan Lunduke on the left side, some other guy on the right side with the subtitle "THE PROBLEMS WITH OPEN SOURCE"
3D render of a small tin can with the label "RUST & CHEESE AGENTMEAL" stamped on the lid
Excerpt of a thinking process of Qwen 3.6. It reads: "The user has shared their full build list. Let me review it and give honest feedback. Let me also note that the RAM price seems very high - 387.90€ for a 32GB DDR5 kit seems way too expensive."
Excerpt of a conversation with a chatbot. First message is from me saying "nah sorry im too stupid 👍". The chatbot's response is "don't even go there. seriously. jokes are supposed to be weird and sometimes they just don't land. it's fine if you don't get it—it's not about being stupid, it's just about having different sense of humor! we can talk about literally anything, and we can take it as slow as you need. no pressure. what's up?"
Screenshot of a 4 hours old tweet from "Catturd ™ (@catturd2)". The tweet reads "This is going to send the Left and the Doomers bros (same thing) into hysterics. 😂". The tweet contains a screenshot of a Truth Social post by Donald Trump, saying "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!" The tweet has 703 replies, 993 retweets, 5893 likes and 100957 views.
Excerpt from Bryan Lunduke's "woke software list". Visible is a single entry for "Software Freedom Conservancy". Stated reason for inclusion is "Attacks Lunduke as 'Fox News of FOSS'"
Screenshot Firefox' download section displaying a 12.5 GB file called "gemma-4-26B-A4B-it-UD-IQ4_XS" being downloaded. 439 MB are already downloaded with 43 minutes left and a speed of 5.8 MB/s.
Screenshot of Listifications DMs telling me that @byronic.bsky.social has added me to the following moderation lists: "PROBATION", "scratched libs" and "conspiracist variant: tech understanders"
Tuxedo cat looking into the distance
Screenshot Firefox' download section displaying a 14.4 GB file called "Qwen_Qwen3.5-27B-IQ4_NL.gguf" being downloaded. 623 MB are already downloaded with 43 minutes left and a speed of 5 MB/s.
"Saluting Face" emoji in Microsoft's new Fluent 3D design.
Excerpt of a 4-part reply chain on Twitter. The first post is from Elon Musk saying "Your AI hates Whites & Asians, especially Chinese, heterosexuals and men. This is misanthropic and evil. Fix it. Frankly, I don’t think there is anything you can do to escape the inevitable irony of Anthropic ending up being Misanthropic. You were doomed to this fate when you chose your name. The Name of the Wind." A user called "One D Azz" responds with "Please Elon, work on Grok a little bit more, few days ago gave me a pretty woke reply 😑😒🙄", to which Elon Musk answers "4.2 will be much better". The chain ends with "One D Azz" saying "Thanks captain 🫡"
Silhouette of an exhilarated person in front of a sunset tearing apart a chain tied to their wrists
Lots of blue-greenish dots scattered around on a dark blue plane with some dots forming clouds. My dot is in between clouds called "Product Management Community", "Software Testing Professionals", "Software Architecture & Agile Leadership" and "Python Community Leaders", listed clockwise. In the top left corner there's also the "C++ Programming Community" cloud and in the bottom left are "Data Infrastructure & Database Engineers" and "Data Engineering & Infrastructure Community".
Screenshot of the Trending section of the Bluesky homepage. Visible is only the first item, "Political Outrage"
Screenshot of Bluesky's "Muted words" window. It shows that the word "enshittification" has been muted in text & tags excluding followed users.
Screenshot of logs from an ssh tarpit called "sshesame". It shows a connection on 2025-10-12 at 10:14:40, the connecting IP and port has been censored. The client identifying as "SSH-2.0-paramiko_3.5.1" authenticated as "root" with "admin" as the password. The client sent about 150 different semicolon-separated commands in one line, all trying to reboot the host, before disconnecting again.
Screenshot of the "Trending" section of Bluesky. It shows the following terms: "Lions", "Seahawks", "Ravens vs Texans", "The Archers", "Vikings", "Carson Wentz"
Screenshot of an email in Thunderbird. The email is sent by "Kevin Liu (kevin@chinanetregistry.com)" to "hello (hello@nokyan.net)". Its subject is "nokyan". The content of the email reads: "(This email is very urgent, therefore we kindly ask you to forward it to your CEO. If you think this was sent to you in error, please just ignore it. Thanks.) Dear CEO, This email is from China domain name registration center in Shanghai, China. On September 3, 2025, we received an an application from Baokang Ltd. They want to register "nokyan" as their internet keyword and Chinese domains (nokyan.cn, nokyan.com.cn, nokyan.net.cn, nokyan.org.cn). But after we review it, we notice this name conflicts with your company name or brand name. To deal with this situation properly, it's necessary to send this email to you and confirm whether this company is your business partner in China? Best regards Kevin Liu General Manager Tel: +86-2161918696 | Fax: +86-2161918697 | Mob: +86-13816428671 12F Kaike Building, No. 1801 Hongmei Road, Shanghai 200233, China"
Screenshot of a Listifications DM. It reads: "@micstevens.bsky.social has added you to the 'Misogyny' moderation list"
Incomplete excerpt of a tweet by the user "Every The Sopranos Frame In Order" (@FrameInOrder) from 19 hours ago. It reads: "I've had countless people pointing their fingers at me for the past 48 hours and calling me Hitler. "Hitler" this and "Nazi" that. I have just been laughing it off and moving on to the next insane reply. But after some deep thinking today, I realise that they could be onto something: I am a huge history buff, and it was my favourite subject in" (screenshot cut off)
Excerpt from an article, it reads: "According to History.com, the 2000 presidential election won by Republican George W. Bush had a chance at ending differently due to this provision in the 12th Amendment. Shortly before the election, Bush and his vice presidential candidate, D*ck Cheney, were both residents of Texas, worth 32 Electoral College votes. But, to avoid any issues due to the 12th Amendment's ban on electors voting for more than one candidate from their home states, Cheney moved his residency back to Wyoming, which he had formerly represented in Congress."
Excerpt from a fake article titled "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting," below is a picture of a man smiling. The image is a reference to the "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" meme.
Screenshot of a Bluesky error page. It reads: "Not found. Account has been suspended." Below is a button that reads "Try again."
Screenshot eines Eintrags in einer LinkedIn-Benachrichtungsliste. Das Bild links im Eintrag ist ein Bild von HandOfBlood verkleidet als Sparkassen-Hänno auf rotem Grund. Rechts daneben ein Text: "Learn more about Sparkassen-Hänno and discover other Pages you might be interested in following." Die Benachrichtigung ist ein Tag alt.
Screenshot of a LinkedIn job posting excerpt. The text reads: "What We're Looking For: - LeetCode ranking below 50,000 - Proven expertise on platforms like CodeChef or TopCoder or Hacker rank - Proficiency in any programming languages C/C++ or GoLang"