Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker

@nomads.bsky.social

7976 Followers 820 Following

Posting live from the Most Serene IL-Khanate of the Great Khan JB Pritzker

Q: Are you aware of the "Khan of the Great Plains" memes and if so, what do you think of them? A: I hope the rally cry of the horde is heard across the country.
Q: Of the main Star Trek captains, Kirk, Picard, Janeway, Sisco, and Pike - who would make the best Governor of Illinois and why? Who would make the best Attorney General? A: I love Kirk, but I do not think he would make a good governor. Janeway seems the most discerning and tough. I think Picard is the most intellectual. Most intellectual and best leader. Competition between Janeyway and Picard. Neither Kirk, although they're my favorite, and controversially, Chris Pine is my favorite Kirk.
That cereal meme where a guy is like "This won't ever happen" - and then it does!
JB Pritzker, seated, holding a bowl, draped in majestic wolf's hides with lasers coming out of his eyes
A Ben Garrison cartoon detailing Pritzker's Conquest of the United States
A meme: the Edmund Fitzgerald vs the Titanic
David, Jacques-Louis, né en 1748 à Paris, décédé en 1825 à Bruxelles
Evil Reddit man
Sitcom screenshot
Image cap from the big short, "Hey, there's a bubble."
John von Neumann Looking pensive
The no kings crowd. Huge!
A portrait of Pritzker with the text, "They thought I was a Whale. Turns out, I was a shark."
The tables will turn one day," Prtizker told FOX 32 Chicago."These people should recognize that maybe they’re not gonna get prosecuted today, although we’re looking at doing that, but they may get prosecuted after the Trump administration because the statute of limitations would not have run out."
Pritzker standing in front of a bunch of tanks a la Tiananmen square
Taylor Swift
JB Pritzker standing in front of a map of the US labeled "The United State of Illinois"
The "I'd go to school if..." meme featuring JB pritzker, the city of Chicago, a Financial Times weekly broadsheet, and an vanguard index fund.
A man on a jet ski
JB Pritzker with glowing eyes in a "Dark Woke" format
Donald Trump's letter to Epstein
A scene of the French beheading Louis XVI
JB Pritzker Khan's plans to invade Indiana
JB Pritzker shooting an arrow into the back of Donald Trump
An image of Senate candidate Graham Platner, with a zooming effect and laser eyes
The deep state whispered to governor Pritzker, "You cannot withstand the storm that is coming." The Governor whispered back, "I am the storm"
Big men have big dreams
JB Pritzker and Philip DeFranco discussing Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker
The wind has brought me the cries of a forlorn people. They cry out for liberation by the blade and arrow of Illinois
JB Pritzker, the Great Khan, seated in a cross-legged position wearing a fur coat
a terrifying DHS employee spreading propaganda
Taylor Lorenz tweeting "Nazis are fascists but..."
JB Pritzker receiving the blessing of Tengri
JB Pritzker with glowing eyes
Big men, have big dreams
One ugly mf-er
When she moved to Aberlin Springs in 2020, Ms. Pitman immediately felt like she was joining an extended family. The community rallied around her in 2023, she said, organizing a meal train while her husband served 45 days in jail, after pleading guilty to several counts of fraud and theft that involved a medical marijuana business. Ms. Pitman said the experience has deepened her family’s faith.
The AI bot Grok identifying Mr Beast as JD Vance