Nona Moss

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Robert F. Kennedy and Pat Paulsen in The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour (1967) - stolen from IMDB
Rob Schneider "The Metamorphosis" (American Library Association, 1997) Rob Schneider in a cockroach costume, sitting in a chair with a copy of "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka.
Barbra Streisand in "On A Clear Day You Can See Forever" 1970 Those cheekbones, those eyes, the tendrils in her Grecian-style hair. Those willowy arms strumming that golden harp. The decolletage. Her beautiful, beautiful hands. Every scene in this film she looked faaaaaantassstick. A true romance of camera and subject.
A little blue ceramic tile with a raised white flower surrounding the tiny hole in its middle
Spain v Argentina: Final - FIFA World Cup 2026 EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - JULY 19: King Felipe VI of Spain lifts the FIFA World Cup Winner's Trophy while Queen Letizia of Spain, Princess Leonor of Spain and Princess Sofia of Spain and players of Spain watch at the award ceremony following the FIFA World Cup 2026 Final match between Spain and Argentina at New York New Jersey Stadium on July 19, 2026 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)
The "How do ya like them apples?" moment from Good Will Hunting, except, instead of holding up Minnie Driver's phone number, Matt Damon is holding a badly photoshopped golden apple, which started that whole Trojan mess.
a black shorthaired cat long-loafing on top of a cloth shopping bag
Your JND is 0.0037 Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND 0f 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate.
a small pool of algae-infested water with bits of coating that have peeled off and are now floating at the top. made by pouring bright green resin mixed with gold mica into one of those dumb deckled coaster molds. on top i drew ragged shapes using a dark blue mettalic paint pen. i glued light blue felt to the back in case i ever decide to use it as a coaster. lol
That stupid poster comparing the length of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to the heights of famous skyscrapers, but instead of being held up by Donald's tiny hand, it is held up by Molly's hand, showing her Algae manicure which is much prettier than that nasty-ass pool is right now.
A paper napkin from Trump's Freedom 250 rally is floating in the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial. The base of the pool is dark blue and there are swirls of green algae surrounding this bit of jingoistic trash. REFLECTING POOL WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 21: A Freedom 250-branded napkin is seen on the bottom of the Reflecting Pool on June 21, 2026 in Washington, DC. Earlier in the day, NPS personnel worked to vacuum algae from the pool. (Photo by Pete Kiehart for The Washington Post via Getty Images)
"They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" A black and pale yellow movie poster with the two leads of the film, Jane Fonda and Michael Sarrazin. They are dressed in old-timey track suits and Fonda is holding Sarazzin up. It's the middle of The Depression and group of desperate people compete in a dance marathon for a $1500 prize. I never got into The Hunger Games because this movie was hunger enough for me.
Welch's Sparkling Rosé. It's not too sweet and pleasantly bubbly. It even has fancy gold foil around the neck.
Three protestors at the edge of Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, with the Washington Monument in the background. On the left is a person with green hair, green pants, a t-shirt that reads: Antifa Algae and they are holding a sign that says Go Algae On the right the person has pink hair, a waist-tied sash that looks like the neck of a cartoon frog. On their sign: No Fascist Pedo can stop Mother Nature. In the Middle is someone in a pink, inflatable frog costume, the word AMPHIFA, written on the belly. WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 21: Craig Paulette(l-r), Nadine Seiler, and Karen Irwin hold protest signs and chant slogans at the Reflecting Pool on June 21, 2026 in Washington, DC. Earlier in the day, NPS personnel worked to vacuum algae from the pool. Among the slogans chanted were 'Let's grow algae, let's grow!" (Photo by Pete Kiehart for The Washington Post via Getty Images)
my left hand. the nails are painted in a diagonal of messy dark blue at the top and slimy green at the bottom.
Jimmy Stewart in "Bell, Book and Candle", holding a bowl of nasty-ass green potion with a look of abject terror on his face as Hermione Gringold commands him to DRINK! ALL OF IT!
a manicure where every nail is painted shimmery pink except for the ring fingers nails, which are painted gold
Blue Paint Begins To Peel Off Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 18: Seen through algae-laden green water, a tear in the recently applied sealant can be seen on the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on June 18, 2026 in Washington, DC. The National Park Service is working to control and remove an algae bloom that has turned the pool green following the Trump Administration's recent $16 million repair, resealing and painting project. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
strips of stickers made with a cricut cutting machine. each strip contains 10 half moon-shaped, blue vinyl stickers
A lady in a nice tunic and snazzy hat sits down before the Kennedy Center as Trumps name is taken down from the building.
Taylor Swift posing with sportscaster Ernie Johnson at the NBA finals game. Her manicure tweaked my crow brain so I had to find out what, exactly, was painted on those nails. NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 10: Ernie Johnson and Taylor Swift pose for a photo during Game Four of the 2026 NBA Finals on June 10, 2026 at Madison Square Garden in New York, New York. (Photo by Jesse D. Garrabrant/NBAE via Getty Images)
A Zenith Space Commander 600 remote control. It's body is brushed silver with gold/brown plastic edges. The buttons were tall, oval and slim and when you pressed down on one it made a sound like a toy piano made of tin.
The 60 Minutes set with a b&w promo image of a young Mike Wallace, wearing old style radio headphones and holding a notepad.
a magnetic polish manicure in deep blue with cateye streaks at a 45 degree angle
A black shorthair cat assumes the loaf position on top of red & white striped rug that he has crumpled up all by himself.
A rare albino buffalo nicknamed "Donald Trump" is transferred to the national zoo in Dhaka on May 27, 2026. The 700-kilogram buffalo, which became an online sensation ahead of Eid al-Adha, was spared from sacrifice after Bangladeshi authorities intervened. (Photo by Abdul Goni / AFP via Getty Images) A buffalo with a buff-colored coat, horns and long blonde hair on top of his head that sweeps to the side.
The tagloine from the Talatico campaign tonight: THE PEOPLE vs KEN PAXTON
Dylan Thomas iykyk
Manicure on my right hand. The index, middle and pinky nails are painted in light pink with magnetic polish. The ring fingernail is painted with light blue magnetic polish. An evil eye has been drawn onto the lower portion of the blue nail with acrylic paint markers.
James Coburn as Derek Flint in "Our Man Flint" 1966. This is the best Bond. Derek Flint, dressed in a Tuxedo, counting coins in his palm, standing before a dingy pay toilet.
"Are We Not Men?" - DEVO 1978 I saw them perform "Satisfaction" on SNL, scooped up the pieces of my blown mind and raced to the record store the next day.
Samuel West. Son of actors Timothy West and Prunella Scales. He is very good as a devious bastard (Peter Judd - Slow Horses) but he is equally effective a sympathetic hard-ass (Siegfried Farnon - All Creatures Great and Small)
Actor Billy Magnussen as a desperate tech mogul in the AMC+ show "The Audacity". His character is wearing a designer chore coat over a designer t-shirt. On one hand is an Oura ring. On the other is a bandage from when another tech mogul stabbed him with a fork. The side of his face is wounded from getting smacked by tech mogul security. His hair is permed and styled in that damned broccoli haircut. This man is screaming.
Trump walking on the White House lawn towards a helicopter. His yellow tie is suspended at a perfect 90 degree angle in relation to his body, like it's trying to fly away from him. US President Donald Trump walks on the South Lawn of the White House before boarding Marine One in Washington, DC, US, on Tuesday, May 12, 2026. US President Donald Trump and Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping will meet Thursday morning in Beijing, according to the White House, for a high-stakes summit that will be dominated by discussions on trade and the war in Iran. Photographer: Bonnie Cash/UPI/Bloomberg via Getty Images
A round disc with a gold bee on a black background, made with vinyl and resin.
Sarah Paulson at tonight's Met Gala. She is wearing a Matières Fécales gown that is made with yards of grey tulle. She is also wearing a dollar bill strapped across her eyes as a mask.
Emma Thompson in that scene from Love Actually, where she's trying to gain composure, while listening to Joni Mitchell, because love sucks, actually.
Blunt-headed burrowing frog (Glyphoglossus molossus). Hua Hin District, Thailand. He's very round, brown and shiny. He looks more like a snub-nosed hippo than a frog.
Asim Chaudhry, Zazie Beetz, Haley Lu Richardson, Michael Peña and Juno Temple, sitting on a couch, outfitted in makeshift armor and holding makeshift weapons. "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" (2025)
WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 25: People take cover after an incident at the annual White House Correspondents Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 25, 2026 in Washington, DC. According to reports, President Donald Trump, along with other government officials, were evacuated from the Washington Hilton after what sounded like gun fire.(Photo by Nathan Howard/Getty Images)
Joe Rogan in the 1990s. He has a head full of hair and is actually handsome. He is wearing a boxy, un-tucked shirt and his arms are crossed against his chest. He is looking at the camera and you can see a human being behind his eyes.
I found this in 2024 on a German clickbait site. I can't remember its name. I don't think it exists anymore. All the news images were cartoonified. It's a cartoon illustration of a 2018 AP photo by Pablo Martinez. The Alitos' are standing next to each other and they are pretty, glossy and fit. Both look about 30 years younger than they actually are. The art even uses the actual caption that reads: "In this file photograph, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Jr., left, and his wife Martha-ann Alito, pay their respects at the casket of Reverend Billy Graham at the Rotunda of the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, D.C., on February 28, 2018."
Egypt has been called the gift of the Nile. Once every year the river overflows its banks, depositing a layer of rich alluvial soil on the parched ground. Then it recedes and soon the whole countryside, as far as the eye can reach, is covered with Egyptologists. "The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody" - by Will Cuppy
A Texas Horned Lizard. It has a scaly, bumpy hide and a flat little body edged with spikes. There are several little horns on its head that fan out and make it look like a dinosaur. B-movies used to use them as stand-ins for Dinosaurs. Lizards have been around since the Triassic period.
Some a.i. generated image of Donald Trump as a heavenly being that he posted today. Above him are some floating silhouettes that are, I guess, the spirits of dead soldiers, only one of them has enormous wings, no neck and a flat lump of a head with three horns - a Sky Balrog. Also the three aircraft look like they are in a very dangerous formation and I'm worried they're going to crash into each other. A.I. art is bad and wrong.
Grinttney (Riot Rogers) - A lady version of Philadelphia Flyers mascot, Gritty. She is covered in bright orange fur with long hair, bug eyes and a star-spangled bikini. She is grabbing a utility pole and holding a sign that reads: LOL BYE
text reads: After graduating from the University of Texas law school, she moved back to her home town of Amarillo in 1950, with her husband A.J., whom she met in law school, and then became a county court-at-law judge in 1955. Ironically, under state law, women were still not permitted to serve on Texas juries or sign contracts under their own names. “I couldn't buy an automobile because I couldn't sign the note,” Robinson recalled. “At the same time, I was trying lawsuits that involved millions of dollars.” In 1960, she became a state district judge and eventually was the first woman to serve on a Texas appellate court. In 1979, President Carter named her to the federal bench.
My hand grasping a stcker and ceramic trinket dish from HELLOCLOUDY. The sticker is a kiss-cut black kitty. The tray is a ceramic oblong in black with a lovely tuxedo cat face. It looks like a cat in a loaf pose!
Four helicopters on a big boat
A helicopter containing rescue team and Reid Wiseman
All four Artemis II crewmembers have exited the capsule and are on a big floating pad.
Rescue crew has opened to hatch to the Artemis capsule. I love the bright red balloons keeping it afloat in the water.
Artemis II capsule splashes down. Pretty red/white striped parachutes in all.
The view of Earth from the Artemis II capsule returning home.
A comic panel where a woman is talking to another woman. The woman says: "If they can put one man on the moon, why not all of them?"
The Colossus of Rhodes, illustrated by Ferdinand Knab. One of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. A 200ft statue of the god Helios, erected in 280BCE. One day, tectonic plates shifted and it fell down. They thought about reconstructing it but the Oracle at Delphi said "No".
Demonstration Held Outside White House Against Trump's War In Iran WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 7: Protesters in opposition to the war with Iran gather outside of Lafayette Park across from the White House on April 7, 2026 in Washington, DC. As the protest was held, U.S. President Donald Trump was announcing a two-week ceasefire with Iran at the behest of Pakistan, which has been serving as an intermediary during the conflict. (Photo by Andrew Leyden/Getty Images)
A paper mache effigy of a large scrotum painted with the face of Donald John Trump. 2026 Judas Burning In Merced Balbuena Artisans and residents burn papier-mache figures filled with fireworks during the traditional Judas burning in the Merced Balbuena neighborhood as part of Holy Saturday, including figures depicting Donald Trump and other public figures, in Mexico City, Mexico, on April 4, 2026. (Photo by Cristian Leyva/NurPhoto via Getty Images)
The Ocean Sunfish from Animal Crossing New Horizons. Baby is big and round and sells for 4000 bells.
Needle-nose pliers and scissor-style tweezers. Both were cheap but they've never let me down.