David Clare Neilson

@nonbinarysmurf.bsky.social

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They/them Non-Binary 🏳️‍⚧️ Masc. 41. Pan. Polyamorus. Demi-Romantic. White Mancunian. Maladaptive Daydreamer. Neuro-Divergent. I 💜 Monsters. Critter.

New 1st level Spell (Ranger/Druid) Summon Jimothy: Casting Time: An Action (concentration) Duration: 1 hour Range: A place you can see within 60 Feet of you Description: A small, hunched, raccoon appears in an unoccupied space. All creatures with a passive perception of 10 or higher can see the adorable racoon and must make a Wisdom saving throw, or have disadvantage on further Wisdom saving throws until they take a short or long rest, or the caster looses concentration. All creatures with a passive perception of 9 or lower see a disturbing sinister cryptid and automatically have disadvantage on Wisdom saves while the creature is in sight for duration of the spell. At higher levels: Each level above 1st allows you to summon a Baby Jimothy, causing creatures making initial Wisdom saves to minus that number from their roll. Eg. The spell is cast at 3rd level, causing a -2 penalty to the initial save.
A photo of a computer screen showing a registration form drop down menu of titles. Ms. Miss. Mrs. Mr. Doctor. Professor are the only options. This field is set as mandatory information.
A spooky cat tattoo. The cat has bat wings and is in the loaf position.
A beer label peeled off the can and laid flat so the artwork can be seen. A goblin creature looks up at the Brass Castle logo, and above that is the word Fluffernutter, which is the beer's name. There is a broken barrel that seems to have contained shelled peanuts and D20 dice. The goblin is holding on to a giant piece of marshmallow fluff. The beer is 8.4%
A dark green crocodile facing from left to right. It has some rib bones exposed and skin missing from its front right foot. The skull is completely without skin or teeth and inside the mouth is a spiral of green glittery energy. Watercolour on heavy paper.
A person with green and blue hair taking a selfie with a small grumpy dog. The dog has grey fur around the muzzle and is staring at the camera like a grumpy old man.
Slow motion video of snow falling on a quiet street. The shops are shut and the snow is an undisturbed white blanket.