Michael

@noobixcube.bsky.social

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Albums bought since I started using streaming services in 2011: 1 Albums bought in the month after I gave up streaming in November 2025: 4 Support artists.

A very large official with a clipboard leans on a boulder, as Sisyphus walks down a hill towards him. The Titan says “so uhh… got some bad news from the Big H… Turns out this whole time, you’ve been pushing the wrong rock up the wrong hill. There’s a joke here about futility but look who I’m talking to.”
A photo of a truly heavenly food. A HSP, or Halal Snack Pack. Mixed lamb and chicken doner kebab meat, served on chips, in a styrofoam container. The meat is covered in garlic, chilli and bbq sauces drizzled in a criss-cross pattern. It's unclear in the photo if the chips have melted cheese on them, but you can practically smell the delicious salty goodness radiating from the image.
A meme of Quark, the Ferengi bartender from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Top text: Rule of acquisition # 286:, Bottom text: If someone posts a quality meme, youre not only right to acquire it; you are obligated to acquire it.
A photograph of an A6 notebook. On the left page is written "Australian Women's Weekly was a weekly periodical because a women's monthly is something else entirely". Clearly whoever wrote this thinks he's a genius. Please do not call attention to this delusion. On the right page is written a quote from the foreword to Superman: Kingdom Come, "We have an obligation to understand the rammifactions of the things we do, and to choose to do them - or not - with our eyes open" - Elliot S Maggin
A picture of a pale imitation of an iPod, playing an episode of Chilluminati
A single panel comic showing a woman standing in a blue-grey void. She is saying "So, to cut a long story short, that's why I'm no longer allowed within ten kilometers of an Ikea...". The text box below reads "Repeated detailing the 'Meatball Incident' was fast becoming her least favourite aspect of the job interview process.'"
A single panel comic. The background is done in a rough and blotchy watercolour and charcoals style, while foreground elements are sharp outlined and flat shaded. In a richly appointed sitting room, a pair of foreleg bones hang on a rack above the fireplace. The guy on the left points at it and says "Wow! Is that a real dinosaur bone?", the guy on the right, frowning and sloshing his wine, says "What? No, of course not! Dimetrodon was a Synapsid!".
A screenshot of the exact same comic from the original post (depicting a chubby monster with a big butt devouring Christmas snacks, captioned "I'm dreaming of a wide christmas"), with the "Adult Content" flag in view.
A cropped screenshot from the foreword of Sunstone Mercy. “It won’t compare until the storyline is finished and you can competently see each story for what they are, in stead I ask you to forget, and I hope for you to enjoy. For the book you have in your hands right now is the beginning of a journey, and we have merely exited the front doors. Sunstone’s powerful moments and its ultimate impact came from its subsequent issues. Same is with Mercy. It too will make you laugh, and it will break your hearts over and over again, if you let it”. The words “it will break your hearts over and over again, if you let it” are highlighted.
A comic page divided into a classic nine panel layout. Palin one, Peter looks down silently, his face in shadow. Panel two, Peter looks to MJ, “… I don’t want to say something and not be able to take it back” Panel three, MJ, holding glass of red wine, looks at Peter, “Well, that’s just not how any of this works… But I do promise, nothing’s going to change how I feel. About you. Or about us. So…” Panel four, Peter, not making eye contact, “… I think I need… a change.” Panel five, MJ “Hey, when I quit to start my own business last year, you were one hundred percent on board. And I mean, sure, we’ve got bills, and kids, and it might be tough… but why would you think for a second I wouldn’t be behind you doing something else?” Panel six, Peter rubs the back of his neck, “No, MJ, I mean *I* need to *change*. Panel seven, MJ sets her wine glass down, “Oh.” Panel eight, low angle shot as MJ meets Peter’s eyes, “That.” Panel nine, peter, confused, maybe defensive, “What do you mean… ‘that’?”
A picture of Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space 9, with standard black-outlined white filled meme text. Top text: Rule of Acquisition #286:, Bottom Text: If someone posts a quality meme, you’re not only right to acquire it; you are obligated to acquire it.
An image of “the chart”, from the TV series The L Word. Names are scattered over a whiteboard with lines connecting them denoting who has hooked up with who. Some names are larger than others, and have numerous connections, while others only have one or two.
A screenshot of the first paragraph of this absolutely vile cunt Graham Linehan's Wikipedia entry: "Graham George Linehan (/ˈlɪnəhæn/; born May 1968)[1][2] is an Irish comedy writer and anti-transgender activist. He created or co-created the sitcoms Father Ted (1995–1998), Black Books (2000–2004), and The IT Crowd (2006–2013), and has written for shows including Count Arthur Strong, Brass Eye and The Fast Show. Early in his career, he partnered with the writer Arthur Mathews. Linehan has won five BAFTA awards, including Best Writer, Comedy, for The IT Crowd in 2014." Don't watch anything he's worked on on any way that makes him money. Pirate it all, if you must watch it.
A screenshot of an absolute mockery of a privacy notice, saying Plex now needs my consent to sell my data, making me wonder if they were doing it before, without consent, or whether this is a new era of monetizing me, a paying customer, further. The URL for the privacy policy is not a link, and the “I do not agree” button is just a pretty picture of a button and does nothing.
An iPad with the screen of, the light catching it to reveal a 9x9 grid of fingerprints.
Jazz Jackrabbit sits alone at a bar. He is wearing a faded bandana and his jacket from the GBA game is crumpled, greasy, and will no longer close over his overweight pudgy belly. His fur is matted, ears nicked and hanging limp, and his hair line is receding. There's a cigarette slowly smoking away in his right hand.
A clipping from a recent issue of The Ultimates. Captain America saying “alright, enough reminiscing about the good old days of killing nazis…”
A single panel comic of two people talking. The one on the right is wearing an upside down fishbowl full of water on their head, and has gills. The one on the left says "Why did you get those gills installed, anyway?", and the one on the right replies "Have you SEEN what the plants do in the air? Gross..."
A three panel monochrome comic in the style of A Softer World, but hand drawn. Each panel has a caption poorly written in a style reminiscent of a serif monospace font. Panel one, a coffee cup on a bench, lit from the right. The caption reads “I do not feel very hopeful”. Panel two, two plants in a planter, lit from the right. The caption reads “But I must somehow have some kind of hope”. Panel three, a trowel lies in the dirt next to a small pile of dirt. The caption reads “because I keep buying seeds”. In the lower left gutter of the comic, it is titled “A Softer Crab”.