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McNulty, a teammate of overall race leader Tadej Pogačar, was confronted by an angry motorist who overtook him on his way to the start of Stage 16, Mauro Gianetti, the CEO of UAE Emirates XRG, told broadcaster Eurosport.
Epic handshake meme show a toddler who made a potty and the World Cup champ’s next jersey both getting a gold star
Man surprising his girlfriend with a proposal on top of a parked car at the Knicks Parade
The members of Weezer from their Blue album cover, super imposed on Bleu Cheese
All premier league performances given letter grades, with some receiving E’s instead of F’s
Snl sketch of a weightlifter participating in the All drugs Olympics, tearing his arms off while trying to lift an insane amount of weight
Trump showing King Charles and Camilla a painting with Melania dressed in black head to toe creeping behind them
Netflix’s new baseball score graphics resemble a cat’s face
Parody dune poster that says Deuce Bigelow
Meme of obi wan kenobi confronting darth vader in the death star. The quote has been changed to: “Honk at me, and I will go slower than you could possibly imagine.”
Detail of a map showing the Citi Bike points for two stations very close to each other
A Halloween decoration outside of an apartment building, featuring a skeleton vomiting a neon green liquid into a garbage can.
Patronizing subway ad for a Dystopian ai pendant called ‘friend’
A desk from West Elm, ivory colored with a brick pattern that greatly resembles the album cover for Pink Floyd’s The Wall
An origami crane made the the receipt, sitting on a bed of ginger, in the take out container.
Vacuuming dirt off of a Roomba
“Somebody needs to do something about this” from the Selina Meyer presidential library on Veep’s series finale
Oblique Shadows on concrete slabs, making them look like abs
Video taken in subway car, audio is of the iconic NYC door opening sound “bing bong” being played in reverse for some mysterious reason.
Hand written sign that says “We have candy! Trick or treat 0
Orange cat in repose
KFC double down sandwich, which uses fried chicken instead of bread
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A box of “If you care” brand unbleached coffee filters
A ginger cat looking handsome
No trespassing and no smoking signs side by side
So generated image of Pistol Pete Maravich being bereft at losing his scoring record, but it’s a literal broken vinyl record titled “scoring record”
We walked home And beat the bus Fucking bus
A weird contraption in someone’s head in a plane
Thin crescent moon at dawn, thinly veiled by a wispy pink cloud.
Indiana Jones swapping an idol labeled “intrinsic motivation” with a bag of sand labeled “extrinsic motivation” right before it causes him to outrun a giant boulder.
Cat with glowing eyes, relaxing in a bookshelf
An inequality, asking what’s less than Jake but better than Ezra.
Longshadow cast by the Sun being lined up with the street
Silhouette of birds in complex twisting branches