Emperor Norton

@nortontheeternal.bsky.social

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a bit of a gigglepuss All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it she/her

The Navy Seal copy pasta. If I had enough room, I'd put the entirety of the text here, but you're gonna have to Google that shit, buddy
Screenshot of Emperor Norton's bio
Spock's 7 Year Itch saying, "AND answer the question. What the fuck have you done? Who the fuck are you? You're white, aren't you?"
A personality test revealing what a larping ass nerd I am
A bag of Takis sweet dragon chili chips. There's an image of a sweet ass neon dragon eating a Taki on it, it's fucking dope
An image of poor Bert's dismal follower count
Red text reading "You Died" on a black background. You know, like in that one game
A person with cat ears who's wearing a skirt and boots is pointing at you. The speech bubble next to them says, "gay."
A bolter with a ruby set in the grip, a skull above the trigger, and the imperial eagle by the barrel. It's coated in blessed auramite (that's nerd for gold)
A bolt carbine covered in purity seals, wrapped in the blessed words of the holy God Emperor of Mankind
Two panels showing 30 Rock's Jenna Maroney. In the first she's saying, "I'm going to be constructive here." The text of the second is cutoff, who knows WHAT that may say
An orange and white cat is curled up asleep on a stack of blankets. In the bottom left corner is text reading "Big Shrimpin!"
Evil alternate universe Cranny boy Le Jacques du Cran a.k.a. Cranny boy with a mustache
Black and white photo of a young Dolly Parton
Screenshot of my notifications. It shows rye liking my dumb riff then following me back
A thirty foot tall mech (an Imperial Knight Warden) strides through a battlefield. Its right arm is a titanic gatling gun, it's left ends with a four fingered hand. On top of its back sits a pair of firing missile pods. It's painted green with white trim and covered in iconography of the Imperium of Man
Poster for the film The Quick and the Dead. Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, & Leonardo DiCaprio are pictured in western garb over a shot of a dusty old west town street
The Loch Ness Monster, a.k.a. Jack the Ripper, looms over a lady of the night
The grimacing face of a man with the face of a screeching cat where his eyes should be