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👨🏻‍🎨 Wonky football doodles since 2014, by Alex & Sian 🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com 📕 BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/njnvr4hz ✊🏻 No Pasarán

A bug old A1 poster covered in 245 quite bad drawings of everything that happened at the 2026 World Cup
200 or so real bad drawings depicting the events of thr 2026 World Cup
A bad drawing of Spain lifting the World Cup
A bad drawing of Spanish midfield general Rodri
A bad drawing of Spain's Ferran Torres, shortly after scoring the winning goal in the 2026 World Cup Final
Mikel Merino getting a ball kicked into his face at eight hundred mph
A bad drawing of Pau Cubarsi rentering the earth's atmosphere after being punted to Neptune by Enzo Fernandez
A very bad drawing of, apparently, Madonna, Ronaldinho and Ronaldo in a Mad Max-esque dune buggy FOR SOME REASON
A bad drawing of an event that defies description: Lionel Messi bathing an infant Yamine Lamal. Baffling.
Four bad drawings of the best defender in the world, Djed Spence.
Two bad drawings of David Beckam. In the first he is getting sent off against Argentina in 1998, like a dafto, In the second he is semi-feral after scoring a penalty against Argentina in 2002, like a hero.
Five bad drawings showcasing five members of England's 1986 World Cup side being thoroughly rinsed by Diego Maradona x
A bad drawing of a Spanish football fan playing an inflatable ham like a guitar
A bad drawing of world-beating Spain and Tottenham Hotspur right-back Pedro Porro
A bad drawing of Lamine Yamal getting booted up the arse by Lucas Digne
A real bad drawing of Argentina goalkeeper Emi Martinez. The likeness is so bad you barely notice the Argentine flag dyed into the side of his head.
Just a completely rubbish drawing of, allegedly, Argentina forward Julian Alvarez
A bad drawing of leviathanic England defender Big Dan Burn, shortly after heading a ball to Havana. At his feet lies the remains of a Norwegian who dared oppose him.
A fairly wonky drawing of England's best defender Djed Spence
A bad drawing of England's World Cup squad being serenaded with Oasis' Number #2 chart smash 'Wonderwall' (1995)
A dreadful doodle of Jude Bellingham
A slightly wonky drawing of Erling Braut Haaland
A bad drawing of Norway fan Emil Lappen. He WILL NOT ROW.
A bad drawing of Yamine Lamal's little brother Keyne
A bad drawing of Spain attacker Fabian Ruiz with a football up his shirt because I don't know he's having a baby I guess? He looks furious though.
A bafflingly shit photoshop used by Actual Leeds United on their Actual social media feeds to announce the signing of Harry Wilson showing a bodged together vaguely Wilson-ish homunculus sat in an unreal dressing room that looks like something from Attack of the Clones
Four bad drawings of Erling Braut Haaland
A wonky doodle of France forward Ousmane Dembele
A wonky doodle of Moroccan midfield prodigy Ayyoub Bouaddi
A wonky doodle of France forward Kylian Mbappe scoring a very handsome goal against Morocco
Two bad drawings of Zinedine Zidance headbutting Marco Materazzi
Two bad drawings of Zinedine Zidane and Marco Materazzi
A bad drawing of the one true Ronaldo
A bad drawing of Brazilian striking legend FRED
A bad drawing of Switzerland goalkeeper Gregor Kobel doing a penalty save like a big Swiss hero
A bad drawing of Lionel Messi walloping in the equalising goal for Argentina against Egypt
A bad drawing of Switzerland manager Murat Yakin and his magnificent head of hair/glasses/sideburn combo
A bad drawing of Egyptian footballer Mostafa Ziko