Matthew Harrison

@nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social

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Vegan. Amateur photographer. Slightly sarcastic. You might remember me from that thing I wasn't in because I'm not famous.

A sunset over the Chicago burbs from a few years ago. A filter was used to make it pop. The clouds are various blues with pink lining their edges. The further into the distance, the more yellow, pink, and orange the sky becomes.
Calypso, a black, tan, & white mixed-breed dog, smiling at the camera.
The Angel of Death Victorious
A portrait of Florence Welch without her Machine.
A goose patrols a rooftop.
A black & white shot of a road that goes off into the distance, which is shrouded in an early morning fog. Street lights line either side of the road. 📷 Me
Apollo, an 11-month old brown and black puppy, sits on wood chips while holding a green tennis ball in his mouth.
An 11-yr old mixed brown & black dog with long gangly limbs jumps through the air with his mouth open while staring at the camera.
Pinky & The Brain, a spin-off from The Animaniacs.
The Blu-ray cover for the movie "Men, Women, & Children".
Catherine O'Hara in 'Home Alone'. The text underneath says, "The Cubs game!"
A pack of Donruss football trading cards with the dumbest man in football, Aaron Rodgers.
A small, German Shepard mix dog stretches out on a brown carpet while letting out a big yawn.
A small, happy-looking German Shepard mix dog is chewing on a medium sized stick on a walk. She's standing in a parking lot. 📷 By Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar - I mean, by Me.
One of the dumbest, cravenest cowards to fill out a suit, Marco Rubio (future war criminal?). GOD this alt text felt cathartic.
A bathroom wall with black lighting. The wall is composed of tiles with a repeating polka dot style pattern. There is a message written on the wall with an animated dialogue bubble. It says "DON'T DATE FILM BROS" and there is a skull drawn near the top left of the dialogue bubble.
A quick Rocketbook doodle with a dynamic dialogue bubble with sharp edges bellows, "Hi! VOID HERE. PLEASE. STOP. SCREAMING INTO ME!" The bubble has a black background (a mix of Rocketbook black pen and Snap's black marker tool). Apparently, It's healthcare doesn't cover hearing loss.
Snowfall around Chicago on 2/12/24 seen after some editing. Making the night's sky look blue was one such edit.
Jasmine Guy in 'The Vampire Diaries'.
A quick black and white doodle mimicking the Captain America meme. A giant paper cup of hot coffee is leaning against a chair's back while it looks at the reader and says, "So you didn't get that full night's sleep and now you've come crawling back for a caffeine jolt."
A price tag for Nestle chocolate chips that says they're vegan. Next to the sign is a bag of those same chocolate chips and the ingredients list shows it contains milk.
A quick doodle using the Rocketbook pad and pens. It is a young redhead with black-rimmed glasses and a dark blue tie with an orange T on it. The kid is saying "Yes, I'm sure this is a FINE pog collection, but it's worthless. So, no water this week for you. NEXT!"
A display of cucumbers at a grocery store. Maybe pickles? Idk. But one in the middle of the pile has cartoon eyes and a cartoon open mouth with the caption, "Go ahead and eat me, you sick fuck! Look me in the eeeeeyyyyeeee!"
A rough collie, Artemis, seen through a Snap filter that makes her look blue and purple with yellow highlights in her fur and mouth. There is an animated flame projected from her mouth. I miss her!
The cover of 'Web of Spider-Man' issue 118 from Marvel Comics. It features The Scarlet Spider in his red and blue costume.
A yellow flower. With an orange and black bug sitting in its center, blending in with the flower. The background is green foliage. A filter was used to make the colors more vibrant. 📷 by me Btw, these are generally just with my phone unless otherwise stated. It's just to give an idea of my interests.
A tiny yellow and black bug sits upon a tiny white-petaled flower (with green stem) against foliage of varying shades of green. 📷 by This Guy
A close-up of a purple/red leaf on green blades of grass. The leaf has rain drops on it. A filter was used to make the colors more vibrant. 📷 by 🙋
The cutest little German Shepard mix dog celebrating her birthday patiently waiting for her snack while wearing a red and yellow crown. Behind her sits her red candy cane toy under her tail.
A German Shepard mix dog celebrating her birthday by nearly inhaling a piece of her snack. She looks like she's barking.
A yellow chrysanthemum originally, I believe, before a Snap filter and some editing to dim the shadows to make the center stand out. The petals are now an almost glowing blue/green. 📷 by me, myself, & I
The movie still from 'Groundhog Day' of Bill Murray (Phil) has a groundhog (Phil) driving the pickup truck Phil (Murray) stole after kidnapping Phil (groundhog).
'Black Widow: The Finely Woven Thread' by Edmondson and Noto. The art is Natasha Romanov facing the viewer in red and black coloring above a white silhouette of a Russian city.
A quick doodle using a Rocketbook pad & pens of The Lone Ranger & his horse, Silver. Silver is looking at The Lone Ranger, both in profile, and tells The Lone Ranger, "I don't know, man. I'm starting to think we're just adrenaline junkies. You're toxic." Text below reads "Hi-Yo, Silver!"
A half gallon jug of whole milk, dated for Dec 08, 2024. Found on Jan 27, 2025 outside on the grass.
A paved bike trail running through the middle of the image and curving slightly left before disappearing into the distance. On either side of the path are rows of trees with varying amounts of foliage. The sun is setting on the right side of the image. I used the Canon's settings to make the top and bottom half of the image slightly blurred. The image was turned black and white in post-production.
White clouds taking up two-thirds of the upper left side of the photo on a warm summer day. The clouds trail off and disappear behind a few tall buildings seen in the distance and mostly in shadows. A small pond is seen in the bottom right corner of the image.
A stain on a ceiling tile that is shaped like a flame. Inside is a skull emoji. Attached underneath is a cut/pasted Ghost Rider - from Marvel Comics - body. Surrounding the figure are hand drawn orange flames using Snapchat.
A black and white cat sitting on a gray-blue recliner and facing the camera. Her eyes are a yellow/green mix. She looks like she just discovered you might be tasty.
Black & white cat looking bored as she lays at the top of a carpeted staircase.
A small spider with long, thin legs creeps along a green leaf. Seen after some filter work on Snap. An old one from my S9. 📷 By Yours Truly (me)
A patient Shepard mix dog, brown and black in color, licks her mouth before receiving a treat. She's sitting on a wooden floor. A red floor mat can be seen in the left corner. No other filter used besides the portrait setting on the Samsung camera. 📷 By me