Not a Decepticon

@notadecepticon.bsky.social

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He/him, fan of tabletop rpgs, video games (mostly also rpgs), anime & manga, comics (but not Big Two), fantasy literature, enemy of generative AI and its vile ilk.

Edit of final strip of Justin Hall's "Goofus and Gallant and Kevin" parody with original pictures depicting three titular boys and text beneath them saying "Goofus thinks stories are just mindless fun and "not that deep, bro". Gallant enriches his enjoyment of a story through interacting with deepet themes within it and different readings of the text. Kevin bases his opinions on what a bunch of middle-aged alcoholics on Youtube said between trying to sell him shit." The original credit text "by Justin Hall Slacktory.com" is now prefaced by words "Edited from oroginal work".
Gray picture of Martin Scorceses rising his hands up, with words Absolute CINEMA at the bottom
Set of shots of Saruman and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. In first photo orc says "The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep." Second shot has Saruman say "Rip them all down". Third shot is repeat of first, covered in Orc's text, saying "Yeah, alright, look, what I'm aying is we're trying, but it's not really that easy. We've got orcs working 6+ hours overtime a day, hauling down trees with nothing but fucking ropes, with nothing but maggots and mouldy bread to eat. I thought, maybe, since you're meant to be so fucking wise, you could come up with some kind of actual solution. There are trees here with roots like 50 meters long, these ones are borderline impossible to pull down by hand. You're supposed to be managing this project, but you've given us no time frame, no extra equipment, no butget to even come up with somethin ourselves, and yet you expect everythign to just happen. Frankly, I think Sauron bet on the wrong horse, you think just cause you're like a demi-god, you're somehow automatically qualified to supervise a forestry project, but obviously you have no fucking clue what you're doing. I did my Cert. V in forestry management at Mirkwood Technical School and what we really need" the text then trails off beyond edge of the picture.
Donald Trump sitting in presidential chair, looking like he is barely aware what is going on, while Elon Musk, dressed in black, stands to the left of him, trying to look badass and failing miserably
Picture of Viego Morgernster as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings, holding Palantir (evil magic orb Sauron used to have Saruman on speed dial) with a cocky smile