kat

@notapattern.net

115 Followers 162 Following

semi-feral after a few months on mastodon, not sure i'm ready to be rehabilitated into another billionaire's habitat. i was wirehead2501 on the bird site 🐘: https://weatherishappening.network/@kat (đŸȘž: @tak.notapattern.net)

POV: you’re at the top of the feed, where you last read some hours ago. you’ve scrolled upwards. the arrow points upward to the new skeets you haven’t read yet, but there’s a gap, which reads “Load more
” with a downward pointing arrow. Clicking this will load in the missing skeets, but you’ll find yourself at the top of the newly-loaded section, with unread skeets both above and below, and you’ll need to scroll down until you find a skeet you’ve read already, then read them all oldest to newest, as God intended.
my food test results score me as “upper class”
road sign that just reads END. there’s water and some kind of pier in the background.
Headline: Man shows eclipse to his fish Accompanying photo: Two men standing in some natural-looking body of water. One is holding up a fish, on whose small face a pair of eclipse glasses have been balanced. The other, shirtless and wearing eclipse glasses (unlike his friend, who has presumably lent his glasses to the fish) is attempting to photograph the scene, or possibly the eclipse (not pictured). The men are both smiling goofily. The fish’s expression is unreadable.
new subway map in the wild!
A woman without her man is nothing. VERSUS A woman: without her, man is nothing.
humorous illustration of JFK and Stalin as strippers. sorry i don’t know the original source offhand
illustration of a panda eating, then firing a rifle, then making an exit.
very important setting: a toggle labeled “Call them” that toggles between Posts and Skeets. i have selected Skeets, naturally.
tweet of a truncated headline from Jan 2012. it reads "David Sedaris Is As Awesome As Everybody Hoped: One of the greatest writers of our time weighs in on eating butt..."
photo of an airline seatback screen showing SiriusXM now playing, with the track listed as “TITLE: Bullet With Butt” by “ARTIST: Smashing Pumpki”
screenshot of Feed Builder setup, Input List: "For now you can create a Mute List with all users who should show up on the feed and set it here. This will be improved soon when Bluesky gets more advanced list features!"
meme of Bart and Homer Simpson. in the first panel Bart stands in front of the Bluesky app and says “At least this isn’t a Nazi bar.” In the second panel, Homer corrects him with the reassurance “At least this isn’t a Nazi bar so far.”
view of downtown Manhattan, Hudson Bay and the Statue of Liberty from many stories up, photographed through a small slit in a glass barrier
gray tabby cat sitting on a cat tree, looking down at you with a self-satisfied smirk. her tail is curled primly around her legs. she has gorgeous green eyes and she knows exactly how pretty she is
"For every trans, nonbinary, gender non-conforming human, whoever was told you couldn't be, you couldn't be seen, this is for you." J. Harrison Ghee, 2023 Tonys
snippet of psky code where they load credentials