Nothing Edifying

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Friendly neighborhood cryptid haunting the skyline. Just an eldritch horror doing my level best to be helpful. Pronouns: Ominous they/them.

Movie poster for Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender, featuring the Gaang and a mysterious hottie.
A war criminal and a hologram with poor bedside manner stand in a holodeck on either side of a holographic Parasaurolophus, a hadrosaur who deserved better from the writers
Photo of some warm, yellow palms set against a turquoise sky
A woman who looks like she stepped out of the 1970s stands in an ornate hallway wearing an oddly patterned pant suit
The Vampire Lestat on a microphone, commanding attention in a crowded room.
A thorough tier ranking of bagged salad kits. It’s too much. “Mexican Style Street Corn”, lord, is number one.
View of a bland corporate low-rise in a bland office park area of a city that I’m too kind to call bland, but others might describe it as such.
A man sits next to an alien in forest and lime green wearing a horned silver helmet.
A drive-thru donut shop called The Donut Hole shaped like a giant donut one drives through. Slogan reads, “It’s the quality”
Actress Dale Dickey sits hunched at a yellowed, boxy computer, looking dubiously to the side
Banner for profile Nothing Edifying that reads, "Friendly neighborhood cryptid haunting the skyline. Just an eldritch horror doing my level best to be helpful. Pronouns: Ominous they/them." Banner image is of the shadowy figures from Shiverburn Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2. Search "Hell Valley Sky Tree" (one word) to read about that!
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend scene of Valencia getting in Hector’s face, whispering, “Bitch, don’t get in my way, bitch.”
Lay’s Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce potato chips
Map of scone pronunciation in the UK and Ireland
Starfleet ship that’s more geometric than most, with a saucer section involving a central sphere, inner ring, and outer ring
Scene from Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain (2001) with a woman staring across Paris. Caption reads, “She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below.”
A map of the USA divided between “Cascadia” and “Megasota”. Overlay text reads, “I’m going to tell my kids this was the Civil War.”
Five women in white with facial tattoos. Two cover their mouths, two are blindfolded, and the center one screams.
Chantho from Doctor Who, a very polite insectoid alien who starts every sentence with Chan and ends with Tho.
Description: A very unfriendly brass-colored droid who would like to do his job. AKA, murders.
Ultra wide shot of a color-graded restaurant scene of what you might imagine is a family.
Concept art of the noble citizens of Lungfishopolis
Pilot, a crustacean alien from Farscape tapping a button with his claw. There is a soul behind those bulbous orange eyeballs.
A woman with a strangely metallic sheen to her skin and grey eyes looks off camera
Array of 15 books by Charles Stross
Nine overlapping circles, color-coded
Article text reads: LaSota, in particular, Danielson says, took the pandemic and the risk of Covid infection extremely seriously. When anyone left the lot, whether for court appearances or errands, they wore full-body dust suits and full-face respirators, the kind that resemble a gas mask. When they returned, they would sanitize their suits, gloves, masks, and shoes — anything that had been exposed — using UV lights and sanitizer, Danielson says. "If one of us messed up the containment process, which I think I did once, then I was in quarantine from the rest of them for a few weeks."
Pixel art from the original Pokémon depicting the discovery of Mew under a truck in Vermilion City.
Photo of a moon improbably 400 times smaller than the star of the planet it orbits, simultaneously 400 times closer.
Illustration of three Moogles from Final Fantasy mogging around.
Intro frames from The Powerpuff Girls, showing a professor combining sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X.
Night scene from Pokopia of a plaza populated (pokulated?) by various pocket monsters. flanked by string lights with a portal into the stars at the end of it.
A yellow star-shaped object with a star-shaped hole in the center that you could drive a go-kart through.
Pokopia text meme that reads, “the devs could have made their point with half the volcanic ash but ok”
A Rock Type Pokémon that looks like a tree stands next to a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Type decoration that looks like a rock pretending to be a tree. The Pokémon looks confounded at this disrespect.
Imagine a twerp, the archetypal twerp. Good. Now put him in a Starfleet uniform he didn’t earn. That’s Voyager’s Q Junior.
A striped blue, pink, and white egg is cracking. Text accompanying reads, "OH?!"
Map of Antarctica if if was defrosted and verdant. Oriented in no particular direction because north is just…outward?
An anthropomorphic reindeer child in a big red hat with an ex on it. He is so cute you would die for him the very first moment you see him.
A cute little humanoid Ditto pointing up at a sign floating above a building made of ice blocks that reads, “FUCK ICE”
Menu item description reads, “Mysterious statue: Doesn’t seem like anyone knows exactly what this is a statue of…”
Muted keywords screencap including the first and last name of an actor
Cartoon of a Drifloon carrying a Ditto off into the night
A gaunt, monstrous, grinning Gentleman
Cartoon of a Ditto not wanting to be at work, wanting to play Pokopia. Text reads, “I’m tired of bad scteen. I want to go home & look at good screen.”
Cartoon loading screen of a Drifloon carrying a Ditto in the air in front of a cloud-obscured moon at night
Panel of five women all played by Tatiana Maslany, all clones, but completely distinct
Text reads, “happy pokopia eve to those who celebrate”
A businessman imitating a human smile. His lack of eyebrows do little to hide the absence of a true Duchenne smile.
A white logo shaped like a cat nose with a double-u for nostrils, set on a warm orange field
Bubbly, organized Denobulan script
Angled, blobby Ferengi writing
Flowy Vulcan script
Queer joy in human form, a Rubenesque drag queen in a white floral print and red lip
A collection of panels from an in-universe Starfleet comic
Captain Kirk hides in a cave, holding a rock so phallic it can only have been deliberate. The prop master was having some fun that day.
A Gorn (reptilian humanoid) standing on a planet suspiciously like Southern California holds a large rock above its head
A ruby-colored cutie-patootie humanoid with a cubical hairstyle smiles back over her shoulder, her eyes gleaming with previously-unseen wickedness
A man sits on the W of the HOLLYWOOD sign while another leans against it.
A black bottle of Buldak Hot Sauce with an image of the mascot fire chicken