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Trump and Infantino entering the World Cup final pitch on BBC broadcast. Subtitles say "BOOING".
Professor X is watching football and seems to be celebrating while thinking "YESSS GET IN!!" and Magneto is looking annoyed and saying "Bullshit that was offside!"
Guardian headline: Political rivals vow to boycott byelection after Farage quits as MP. Picture: Count Binface and Nigel Farage.
A red emergency stop button that says "STOP" in English and "emergency stop" Japanese.
Fallout "Everyone disliked that"
A man using a pressure washer to clean a driveway, except the main part of the pressure washer machine is Eize's raccoon mask head.
The same card but the close up on the reverse is stretched out and distorted like the other cards instead of a nice close-up of his eyes.
Three golfers, one in a GOLF jumper, one in pink/yellow high vis, and one in an awful 80s shellsuit.
a bunch of messy circles and spirals
A view out of a train window as pylons, fences, and buildings wizz by.
Sign: do not throw foreign objects into the sea
Ritter Sport Duo: Milky Macchiato and Crunchy Coffee
The Underminer from The Incredibles
Typical English roast dinner potentially ‘drenched’ in 102 pesticides, says report. Picture of A plate of roast dinner with sliced meat, roast potatoes, peas, broccoli, Yorkshire puddings and mashed potato.
Lorry gets stuck in hole it was sent to fix in Somerset. Lorry left at near 45-degree angle after ground gave way on road near Walton. Photo of a large red lorry tilted sideways at a 45 degree angle in a long hole at the side of a gravel road.
Lorry gets stuck in hole it was sent to fix in Somerset. Lorry left at near 45-degree angle after ground gave way on road near Walton. Photo of a large red lorry tilted sideways at a 45 degree angle in a long hole at the side of a gravel road.
Greens’ Zack Polanski admits failing to pay correct council tax on houseboat. Party says leader has ‘immediately taken steps’ to pay any tax owed after ‘unintentional mistake’.
Oszymandias from Watchmen saying "Hire him? Dan I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I hired him four weeks ago."
News headline: Tiny parasitic wasp named after David Attenborough for his 100th birthday
Large grey Lego element imitating a section of a cliff or mountain, aka a Big Ugly Rock Piece
The glass of smoothie, with a Ditto face
The Remap background with a ghostly Ninja Turtle head in the corner
Two British cycle route signs: one saying 1 1/4 miles to the train station and ferry port via National Cycle Route 2, and a second saying "cyclists dismount".
Picture of Husk with a skeletal diagram overlaid - the leg in the foreground appears to be significantly longer than the leg that's mostly hidden behind; the spine appears to have two 30 degree bends, and the face is facing the viewer but so is the crack of the ass, which looks uncomfortable.
Excalibur the superhero, but with a squashed face
Board game called Findorff in a font which kinda looks like the "rff" is ab m
Remap playing Baby Steps and falling off a cliff
A print out of Eize's bloot. I have Liked it.
The same fighter comparison as before but with an F-16, being a little longer than the X-Wing (15m vs 13m)
Close up of the "Lego" studs, showing the lack of Lego logo on each one
Far Side comic: one astronaut gesturing wildly and saying "We've made it Warren! The moon!" but unfortunately he's smashing Warren's helmet as he gestures.
Tweet from cat beltane: urgent, millions of one centimetre popes are pouring out of the chimney, signifying that have elected a swarm pope. Repeat swarm pope electe
Onion screenshot: Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business. JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpentry business. “While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World, adding that He was looking forward to finishing the walnut kitchen island He had set aside for His martyrdom two millennia ago. “I realize many of you were looking forward to Me performing various miracles and casting Satan into a lake of fire, but I honestly can’t wait to spend My time building bookshelves, artisanal cabinets, and handcrafted chess sets—you can’t get that perfect rosewood for the pieces in heaven. We didn’t have power tools in Galilee back in the day, so I’m also excited to find out what I can accomplish with a band saw and a router, even if the righteous will, unfortunately, not be resurrected.” The King of Kings went on to request that His followers not pray to Him unless they were potential clients reaching out for an estimate.
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A giant racoon man, menacingly lurking behind a beloved Dodge Challenger
The Three (actually four) Muskehounds but they're cartoon dogs
A packet of "Tails dot Com cold pressed rewards, duck flavour" with a banner on the packet that says "training", there are NO pictures of dogs, the label does NOT say "dog treats" or "pet treats" or "not for people", it's a TRICK they are trying to TRICK ME, SPECIFICALLY
The famous survivorship bias diagram of where a bomber plane has been damaged, but the damage locations are labelled "passengers who lost to the Delta chess bot"
Close up of a tshirt with the Medical Aid For Palestinians logo, in the background are green hills and a view across Brighton.
A Lego K2SO droid holding Lego dandelions, against a background of a Lego (of course) rendition of The Great Wave Off Kanagawa.
museum displays of various forms of calcite
An eye test chart but it's all silhouettes of Starfleet vessels
Tattoo of the Yahtzee logo and some dice
Bob Ross Knife Only
sickos: yes... ha ha ha... YES!
in this house, we believe in: aol instant messaging and geocities, local storage, the idea of mesh networks, pagers and radio waves, phone phreaking, solar power and eink
Castlevania screenshot of Dracula saying "I am 'still a little weirded out by profanity in video games' years old"
The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir *instantaneously*. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed. Terry Pratchett, Mort
A dog with all 4 legs on one giant ski
A dog with one ski per leg (4 skis total)
A dog with one ski for its two right legs, and one for its two left legs
extreme close up of a Lego figure face
Reddit post "my boyfriend is too good at board game shitposts"
Grandpa Simpson saying "So I tied a pager to my belt, which was the style at the time"
Me next to the groups Norweigan Progressive Intellectuals and British Wildlife And Birding Community
Mad Max saying "that's not very effective"
The "Is this a pigeon?" meme but he's asking "Is this loss?" about the Naomi Osaka butterfly pictures.
A PC game box containing X-Wing and TIE Fighter
Badenoch tells Starmer to ‘just get on’ with under-16s social media ban Tory leader says delay will harm children’s mental health after No 10 said it would consult on policy by summer As a parent – and a Conservative – I know that banning social media for under-16s is the right thing to do