notnarrow.bsky.social

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Minds are like parachutes, they work better if they're open. Six score man in the Cascades. I appreciate courtesy and wit. I mean no offense, and sometimes I stand corrected.

A color illustration of Wonder Woman, holding her Golden Lasso and looking quite badass.
A chapter cover page for the comic "10 Earth Shattering Blows " all done in shades of brown and russet. The protagonist is swinging a double bit battleax down from overhead her head with men and monsters falling to her rage. She has bare legs, a tattered skirt, and a one.piece sleeveless bodysuit, in tones of dark brown. Her skin is white, but well tanned, and her short cropped hair is chestnut red.
A cropped version of the OPs photo of a poster held by someone at a concert. The poster features the famously spinally challenged racoon with the caption Jimothy Eat World. The lighting is all indigo blue.
A book cover featuring a grandfatherly type holding a you g child who looks like they are about to die while a concerned sibling looks on concernedly. The title was originally altered to say "TacoBell destroyed my anus." but I changed it to say "dodge and jfk Jr destroyed my anus." Edited for accuracy.
A man is flung high into the air by a bison in Yellowstone Park. The 65 year old man was injured but not killed. Don't fuck around with bison or elk.
A gorgeous sunset on the hilly horizon stands in contrast to the dark silhouette of trees in the foreground. A lovely place to be alone together.
A photo of Alf, giving a thumbs up with a broad smile. He has a solar eclipse happening over his groin, which for anyone else would seem wierd. 🎶 Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the hog. 🎵
A large pink dildo is being held like a shotgun. Watch where you point that thing!!
A light brown tilted field contrasts with the verdant green of a vineyard in full growth. A barn and old farmhouse show this to be a Century Farm. Maple, alder, and conference trees shade the river just behind them, and the steep escarpment in the middle distance shows timber cuts and perhaps a burn scar. The sky is just about as blue as it gets, and the stargazing here is phenomenal.
Trees in the near distance stan in silhouette against the sunset, varied bands of volcanic orange and gold, with a band of blue above, and a Crepuscular Ray shooting up over the horizon. Thos view is looking northwest towards Corvallis Oregon, from interstate 5.
A photo with Grey on a black background showing the band name/logo for Spinal Tap and a Stonehenge, with notation next to it saying "18 inches high."
A big black bird looks curiously at something in the lush green grass. It is a Corvid, probably a raven, maybe a crow.
An illustrated panel showing Wonder Woman looking puzzled and scratching her head, saying "What in Hera's name is Snu-Snu?" while Super Girl is unsuccessfully stifling laughter.
Doja Cat is wearing sunglasses and a jersey cow onesie, singing "Bitch I. A cow, bitch om a cow. I'm not a cat, i don't say meow..."
A spaces.station comprised of two smoked wheels connected by ha hub has a shuttle approaching the docking slot. It is the station from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey
An illustration of Lowly Worm by Richard Scarry. Lowly has a big smile, and is wearing a Homburg style hat, a blue shirt with a snappy red bow tie, green pant(s?) and a red sneaker shoe. In this illustration he is looed up almost like a celtic weave.
A meme about trying to get a nut to come off a bolt, in steps. Socket wrench: "please come off" Big socket wrench: "I hope it comes off." Cheater socket wrench: "I wasn't asking" Disk grinder: "You should have listened" Oxy-Acetelyne cutting torch: "Can't be tight if it's liquid."