Bront

@notreallybrett.bsky.social

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Moe from The Simpsons holding two Lightning Bolt Magic the Gathering trading cards saying that it's pretty terrific
A copy of Luck from The Very Hungry Caterpillar
A square tupperware of soup sits on the dash of a 2013 Ford escape
The Doofenshmirtz two nickels meme where he gets a nickel for every time Bill Clinton had a blowjob scandal
Edge of Eternities Stellar Sights Ancient Tomb from the Magic the Gathering card game
A tuxedo cat sitting in a low back chair at a kitchen island with a laptop and open notebook opened on it
A tater tot hot dish, sitting in its dish, fresh out of the oven
A fluffy gray cat (top left) and a tuxedo cat (top right) are curled up, sleeping on a full sized bed. A black lab puppy is laying down along the bottom of the bed. The gray cat is staring skeptically at the puppy.
A fluffy gray cat sits in front of a dog water bowl with a few drops of water clinging to her chin
A black lab puppy, tuxedo cat, and fluffy gray cat are lined up in a hallway around the corner from the kitchen
A new Elon Tweet just hit the timeline
Oven ready meal trays stacked in a freezer
Close up of a sleeping black lab puppy's face
POV looking down from a roof on a yard and open garage. In the foreground, my wife is getting ready to support the ladder. Also there's a puppy.
Top view of a tuxedo cat rolling around on concrete
A movie poster for the fictional film Stolz Der Nation (Nation's Pride) depicts a Nazi soldier holding their rifle. From the movie Inglorious Bastards by Quentin Tarantino.
A tuxedo cat stares intensely out of a window at a turkey in a driveway
A tuxedo cat sits patiently in her carrier on a vet's examination table