Jennifer C. Martin

@notreallyjcm.bsky.social

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Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker Polyamorous, bi, mom, communist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both low art and high art. Calvinists DNI Located in RVA. She/her. https://linktr.ee/jennifercmartin

IMAGE STOLEN FROM REDDIT: A green Mini Cooper S car on the road has the license plate "2GENDE" and held up by "U.S. Army Wife" license plate holder. There's also a Montana sticker, a Dad RIP bumper sticker, and some squiggly white bumper sticker on the far right that I don't recognize
This is a screenshot of the 7/26/26 New York Times Midi crossword puzzle which while trying to look like a brick motorway, looks a lot like a swastika
The three kids sitting on the couch in the “is fortnite actually overrated?” Meme screenshot from youtube
it's always sunny screensot of dennis, charlie's weird bird lawyer uncle, and the real lawyer he hates who is layering his bigger hands over the bird lawyer's hands for a photo
Text on background, quote from substack post: “Jesus was radical, and I’ll repeat that until I die. If you, as a gay Christian, are not radical, you are not following Jesus.”
https://britmonkey.com/2020s-political-compass/ survey results in which I am mostly woke over chud, mostly neo-luddite over techbro, a little more doomer than hope-pilled, and just barely davos over dubai
sexy white blond dude with mustache wearing star wars shirt and a sexy white black-haired dude with mustache and goatee and glasses holding a chicken wrapped in a blue towel.
a picture of data center by my house. The text over it reads "My big, fat, anti-AI post, once and for all. There's no ethical way to be pro-AI in a U.S. context. I'm not going to dance around the subject any longer. Stop using AI if you consider yourself anti-capitalist or even just progressive. The Dirtbag Christian"
A picture of a motion picture money for fake $20. I texted “just found a fake $20 in a whole foods parking lot… now I know what those servers feel when they get the fake money tips telling people to come to Jesus” and my mom replying “watch out. Sometimes they put drugs on those”
Reddit post from the r/sleep subreddit with the headline HOW DOES IT FEELS TO SLEEP NACKED in all caps
This is the knows what sex is grid meme. George Harrison knows what sex is and fucks. Paul McCartney knows what sex is and doesn’t fuck. John Lennon doesn’t know what sex is but fucks. Ringo Starr doesn’t know what sex is and doesn’t fuck
Three yellow buff orpington hens sitting in nesting boxes in a chicken coop. Their names are Buffy, Barbie, and Cleo
A middle aged man in a bright neon orange suit jacket with a plaid orange and white shirt stands next to a green-haired woman wearing a layered floral white dress standing in front of a church altar
White girl tits out chestpiece tattoo pearl necklace smiling wearing makeup greenish long hair slutty attention whore selfie
Meowth is talking to a green-haired pokopia avatar (me) and requesting I build a bed for relaxation and group activities
Two spherical orange balls that look in no way able to hold popcorn. They’re shaped like the orange ping pong balls except with flap opens and flat bottoms. Each one reads Marty Supreme xxx Dream Big
Tweet from sabeenahmad1 that says introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I’m swimming pool.
Nightcam view of my eight chickens sitting on roosting bars
A white button is framed by gay, trans, and black/brown colors. The text within reads “Hello, my pronouns are” followed by a blank space and “J.P. Morgan” afterward. The joke is that it looks like someone’s pronouns are the name of a capitalistic bank, but there’s space where someone is supposed to write their own pronouns in
Side of a truck for property damage cleaning company with their number and words at the bottom that say water, fire, mold, biohazard
Billboard for a law firm in Richmond VA featuring Santa falling and sign that says Fall Law Law
old tweet from june 2018 from @arr that says "The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
a screenshot of my viera character wearing blue shirt/white skirt/white boots with light purple hair, standing in coerthas western highlands with a blue deer looking creature that has no name and is simply "Lv 1" mob. there's another cutie character kneeling before it in the background
photo of Michael Shannon and Jason Narducy for an event they're having with Friends playing R.E.M.'s Life Rich Pageant with special guest Bobcat Goldthwait on Mon, Mar 2, 2026 at the national in richmond va
Send me anonymous messages! I have such a crush on you. Also you are very funny and kindhearted and your politics are good. But damn I’m crushin lol
Screenshot from NGL app. It says “send me anonymous messages!” in blue at top and the question is I’m sorry people were mean to you. I always look forward to reading you on IG”
Screenshot from NGL app. It says “send me anonymous messages!” in blue at top and the Question is favorite meal you’ve had recently?
Screenshot from NGL app. It says “send me anonymous messages!” in blue at top and the question is “What’s a smell that takes you to a happy memory?”
Screenshot from NGL app. It says “send me anonymous messages!” in blue at top and the question is What’s something you’ve never made that you want to try cooking?
a screenshot of of amelie from the movie also called amelie played by audrey tatou. she is looking at the camera and holding a silver spoon up
A buff orpington pullet and a mystery black and brown pullet are standing up with two other buff orpington pullets resting behind them. They’re under a camellia shrub
Screenshot from apple weather app. Partly cloudy high 38 degrees Fahrenheit low 31 degrees Fahrenheit Then it says Freezing Fog Advisory. These conditions are expected to last until 9AM, Sunday, December 7
Reddit screenshot showing Virginia Senator Mark Warner introducing himself and asking the Virginia subreddit to “AMA” but unfortunately the ama was visited
Patti Harrison portraying one of the sharks on Shark Tank for a famous clip from an “I think you should leave” episode. She’s saying “I’m scared about how much I need wine” but I have turned the screenshot into a meme, and I crossed out “wine” and added “eggnog”
two side-by-side images depicting the story: first we see the inside of a liquor store that has shattered bottles up and down the aisle, then we see a photo of a raccoon passed out sploot-style in on a white bathroom tile floor next to a black trashcan and a white toilet
Smiling white woman with green hair and white bespectacled white man in beanie NOT smiling, colorful lights bar background
It’s just a regular perfectly roast brown turkey that is upside down because it was deep fried… It’s resting in a roasting pan… Wings down, butt up, that’s the way they like to…
You see a gravel driveway… There is a clear area that has been set up… There’s a bucket of water next to a ladder that drops the turkey into the deep fryer and a jug of propane and two camping chairs set out… And everything is marked off by reflection tape
A screenshot of my bluesky settings, showing that I muted the words lizza and nuzzi
The meme of the sports broadcaster ripping off his headphones with a look of disgust on his face
Me a white woman wearing a pink long sleeved dress with long green and brown hair hanging down loose, is holding a barred rock hen while a pastor with her face covered by a cross emoji because I don’t have her permission to post her hold out her hand and blesses the chicken, named platinum, during a blessing of the animals service outside of my church in the grass