Not Smooth Steve 🍁

@notsmoothsteve.bsky.social

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Check out my YouTube channel with the same handle. Likes many things. Dislikes some things. I don't promise to follow you back but I do promise to consider it.

A sign saying "universal washroom" with icons of a person in a wheelchair and a toilet
A field of grass with pretty blue flowers
Fogged window on a Line 5 Eglinton vehicle coming out of the tunnel into the heat and humidity
A sticker with an image of Doug Ford and the caption "Dougie has a stinky butt"
A result showing how strongly my handle, notsmoothsteve, shows up in the tokens for various AIs, falsely suggesting that I'm a TikTok and gaming content creator and an American comedian and actor
A graph of historical usage of the Bike Share Toronto station on Wynford Heights Crescent
The wall of St. Patrick station with an X marked in green tape with "red disc" written on it, not not where the red disc actually is
Me at the finish line of the Gutsy Walk for Crohn's and Colitis Canada
Someone's underwear on the floor in a stairwell
Bike Share Toronto stats from my most recent ride - March 29, 3.3 km, 16 minutes
A black cat in a cat bed
A sticker at a Line 5 Eglinton LRT stop. The sticker reads: Q: Why is the TTC a shelter? A: Doug Ford Thank Doug Ford today: 647-612-3673
A completely empty Bike Share Toronto dock on Wynford Heights Crescent
A black cat named Nera with wide yellow eyes
The famous portrait of Joseph Bloor looking scary
A Star Wars stormtrooper with the caption "I missed you"
The CN Tower is barely visible between other buildings
An image comparing Da Vinci's famous Vitruvian Man drawing to a plaster cast of a person killed at Pompeii, labelled "Vesuvian Man"
Nera, a black cat with yellow eyes, sits on the floor
A Windows Blue Screen Of Death on a display on an UP Express train
A barrier around a post at a TTC bus station reading "do not enter" even though the enclosed space is small and unenticing
A homemade pizza with pepperoni and yellow pepper on a multigrain crust, accompanied by a glass of lager
The infamous portrait of Kash Patel with his eyes looking like he's on speed
Nera, a black shorthair cat, curled up in a basket in a sunbeam
A black cat curled up in a basket-like cat bed in a sunbeam
Flexible barriers at a stop on Line 5 Eglinton, with a symbol indicating not to touch
Overhead power cable tower on Line 5, with the support arms on one side detached from the tower and dangling, held up by the cable
A Twitter thread with TTC customer service about the malfunctioning next vehicle information signs on Line 5
A sign attached to a lamppost reading "Are you ugly? Email me I have questions" with a QR code
A small remnant of a sign on the westbound platform at the Aga Khan stop on Line 5, which should advise passengers to move down the platform, but most of the sign is missing
Stairs designed to look like a musical keyboard, with white and black keys
A homemade pizza with multigrain crust, pepperoni, and yellow pepper, with a glass of red wine
Intruder detector at Mount Pleasant station
Top of a Line 5 LRV with "no step" markings
Poor job of clearing snow at the crosswalk for the Wynford Drive stop on Line 5
Salty streaks on the floor of Leslie subway station
A refrigerated egg delivery truck making a delivery on a cold winter morning
A screen shot of the Current Service information from the TTC's Web site, showing that subway lines 1, 2, and 4 have normal service, but the Line 6 Finch West LRT has no service over its entire length
Claim on a package of dishwasher detergent that it removes up to 100% of food
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, seen in the movie Ghostbusters
An ad with a typo offering "Oatmeal Crips" cereal at a discount
Electronic display sign at the Finch West station on TTC line 6 saying there's a 27-minute wait for the next vehicle
TTC information screen saying that regular service has "resumed" on Line 6 Finch West
Toronto subway train wrapped in a blue ad reminiscent of the Scarborough RT
Photo of an exit from TTC's Finch station leading to "Pemberton Avenue and Arendsquare" - photo from Nathan Ng's Station Fixation site
A black cat relaxes on the floor
Composite image of the Domtar plant in the Don Valley (1989 aerial photo, panel 52K) overlaid on current Google Earth image including marker for the Great Honey Kiln of 1800. I didn't get the two images perfectly aligned but it's close enough to illustrate the kiln's location relative to the factory.
A Tesla car stranded on the tracks of the perpetually unopened Eglinton Crosstown LRT line in Toronto
A "danger due to construction" sign on the subway platform at Eglinton station, blocking the way down to the Crosstown LRT platforms, on which someone has added the word "forever"
A black and white photo of a man with a monkey and an organ grinder
COVID-19 safety posters still on the walls at Toronto's Bay subway station
A misspelled sign reading "Danger due to construction NO pedestions"
Partially installed bus shelter on the south side of Eglinton Avenue at Wynford Drive, across from the Wynford stop on the unopened Eglinton Crosstown LRT
Satellite image showing the east branch of the Don River for a little over a kilometre upstream of the Forks of the Don, with a marker at the approximate location of a rock in the river that has a plaque attached to it
A sign in a grocery store advertising COOKIE
Me standing beside a sign warning that crocodiles may eat you if you swim at Twin Falls in Kakadu National Park, Northern Territory, Australia
Graph of interior temperature from an Ecobee smart thermostat
Interior of a new Siemens Venture train operated by VIA Rail
A sign warning of the dangers of high speed trains
Old-timey baggage cart at a railway station