Not That Artemis

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Spooky little hottie with nothing to show for it. she/her

The back of a black denim vest with a painted version of the Adam and the Ants "Prince Charming Revue" logo (stylized image of Adam Ant in a shield frame surrounded by decorative foliage) with "Ridicule is nothing to be scared of" embroidered underneath in silver
Poster image for Dracula: the Series with a headshot of Canadian actor Geordie Johnson in formal wear and the silhouettes of several people in a cemetery
Everild, a curvy white woman with short black hair, dressed in an 1870s gown in shades of purple trimmed with white and gold with a matching hat. She holds a parasol in one hand and a crow is flying near her right shoulder.
Everild, a curvy white woman wearing purple, gold, and white robes. She is holding a tall white staff with gold accents and a large gold lock at the top in one hand, a data slate in the other hand, and has a large bolter/plasma gun on her right hip. A servo skull hovers above her right shoulder.
Screenshot of Procreate showing a line drawing on an off-white background of a woman in 3/4 view wearing an 1870s bustle day dress with a little hat, carrying a drawstring purse and a parasol.
A curvy white woman with dark purple hair dressed in a classic black Playboy Bunny suit and striking a pinup pose
A curvy white woman with purple hair in pigtail braids wearing only and oversized flannel shirt and bright pink knee socks looking coyly over her shoulder
Small charm in the shape of a cat dressed as a knight, riding a snail and carrying a lance
A round vintage suitcase, painted black with some white scuffs towards the bottom
Drawing of a white woman with dark purple hair wearing a fancy strapless evening gown in black with silver trim and a silver train on the right side. She holds a silver clutch purse in one hand and a coupe glass in the other. Her shoes are silver and she's accessories with opera-length black gloves and a string of black pearls.
A small plastic charm of a cat dressed as a knight and carrying a lance, riding a snail (presumably into battle)
Small plastic charm of a cat with angel wings wearing a skirt and a string of pearls, holding a bell
A plastic clamshell package containing a short length of neon pink stretchy cord. The card inside says "Julian's Stud Ring" and has a photo of a dark haired muscular guy with his hands on the waistband of his wide wale corduroy pants.
Plastic charm of a white cat dressed in an ermine-trimmed late medieval gown with a crown and a strong of pearls
Pencil sketch of a curvy woman in a striped bathing suit with a midriff cut-out and a large sun hat
Photo of a small plastic charm of a cat wearing a red royal robe and crown, carrying a scepter
Procreate screenshot showing a drawing of a white woman with messy dark purple hair wearing a nightshirt that reads "prettiest girl in the morgue" and looking up from under her lashes playfully
A plastic charm of a cat in monk's robes sitting at a little table writing something with a quill
A curvy woman sitting with her legs tuck to the side, wearing a sleep shirt and bunny slippers. Her hair is messy and she's looking up from under her lashes.
Tiny plastic charm of a cat in a jester outfit holding some bells
Screenshot of Procreate with an ink drawing of a woman with v-bangs and lots of wavy hair wearing a fancy blouse and looking annoyed and bored, resting her head on one hand. It's a pose that says "this meeting could've been an email."
Hand holding a tiny charm of a medieval cat in a nun's habit holding a candle
A hand holding a small plastic charm in the shape of an orange cat in monk robes carrying a lantern and some kind of stick
The same character, a white woman with dark purple hair, twice over in two different casual outfits. One has her hair half up and is wearing a cropped skeleton hoodie and dark jeans with knee-high lace up boots. The second has her hair up in space buns and is wearing a long black cardigan with a dark gray shirt and patterned dark green leggings with pull-on boots.
"Medieval Cat Advent Calendar 2025" with 24 little doors in a picture of a medieval cat playing the bagpipes
Image of a tattoo on a white person's upper belly, a light blue heart with bay wings and a banner reading "BATRICK"
iPad screen showing a pencil sketch bust of a cartoony, nervous-looking woman with wavy hair looking to her left
The metal footboard of a bed with a macrame net full of stuffed animals (mostly Squishables) attached to it
Drawing of a young white woman wearing pink cow print pajamas and a black zipper hoodie, carrying an IKEA bag. She looks overwhelmed or intimidated. Her wavy dark purple hair is up in a messy bun.
Graphic with white text reading "THE SMART ONE" in white text on a background of black with red blood spatters
Photo of an iPad with a sketched out body with EXTREMELY variable line weight. It does not vary in a way that makes sense or looks intentional.
A large, fluffy brown tabby with white paws lying on his back showing his pink and white tummy
Three cute plushies of the Mothman, a Fresno Nightcrawler, and the Flatwoods Monster lined up on a bed.
A white woman with multicolored hair wearing bat wing sunglasses and squinting in the sun, standing outside
Photo looking down on a crocheted shopping bag on a bus, with two large ish plastic bones sticking out the top
A newt with a gray back and a red belly lying on a rock
A large arrangement of black artificial candles, with the tallest one being about 2 feet high, painted black and all lit up
A fluffy brown tabby cat sleeping on his side with his belly showing on a bed with spooky toile sheets
A white woman's upper arm with two bandaids (one green and one pale blue) with the CVS logo. The lower corner of her face is visible and you can see the edge of a black KN95 mask.
A young white woman with very long pink hair in two braids hanging upside down from an aerial hoop
Screenshot of an incomplete inked drawing of a young woman with long pigtail braids hanging upside down on an aerial hoop
Fairly simple line drawing of a rhinoceros in black ink on a blue background
A fluffy brown tabby cat sitting all doubled over on a bed with just the tip of his tongue sticking out
Bottom of a Crocs clog, worn completely smooth with some small holes starting in the middle of the smooth part.
Screenshot of a Tumblr photo set with a "it looks like your post might be in violation of our Community Guidelines and is now hidden." The photoset includes 1. A photo of a blonde girl wearing lace gloves and smoking a clove cigarette 2. A badly-framed photo showing the same girl's elbows and torso, wearing a black dress 3. A pair of very pointy boots and 4. The blonde girl crimping her hair while wearing a black tank top
A fluffy brown tabby cat with a white stripe on his nose napping on top of a stuffed dog.
A fluffy brown tabby cat with a white stripe down his nose onto his chest laying in "sphinx" position on a gray blanket.
Watercolor sketch of a white woman with short black hair and bright blue eyes
Drawing of a stoat (or ermine, I guess), standing on its back paws with it's front paws kinda hanging down.
Google Maps screenshot of the listing for Lee How Fook Chinese restaurant in Philadelphia's Chinatown
4 bars of soap, each wrapped in either red or blue tissue paper, two are square and two are irregular shapes. Between them is a plastic bag with a sticker that reads "a gift for you" and a sticker of some kind of stuffed animal, I think maybe a frog?
Drawing of an ermine (a long weasel-y guy with white fur and a dark tip on its tail) standing on its hind legs with its little front paws dangling.
Amazon review from Christy: "These heel pads are huge and after cutting down to size are an easy DIY money-saver. Easy cut with a pair of my grandma's sewing scissors after tracing outline. Shoe-goo adhesive applied on both surfaces (boot and pad), and had some left over 1" nails in the garage. Nails could be removed after adhesive dry, but I'll leave them. Sanded down edges with my dremel sanding attachment. Applied some shoe polish. Ready to go. Only issue was price increase caused by bidenflation. We'll take care of that issue in 2024. Recommended for one and all. 23 people found this helpful"
A person's feet wearing black glitter Crocs decorated with spiked chains, as well as spikes and studs around the outer edge of each shoe.
Divine, a drag queen wearing a tight sweater and a leopard print pencil skirt with a black wig and exaggerated, severe makeup being led down the street by a small child dressed as the Infant of Prague, in robes and a crown.
Photo of three little girls in animal costumes crouching. On the left is a white girl with brown hair wearing a hugely oversized white sweater and paper animal ears looking off to the side. She's labeled "Elise" in black. In the middle is a girl dressed as a sheep with her face blurred. On the right is a blonde girl in a footie-pajama style leopard costume with a hood. She's labeled "me" in white, and she is looking at the girl labeled "Elise" with a facial expression that reads as skeptical and annoyed.
A fluffy brown tabby cat with white paws curled up into a tiny ball on a silver satin pillow. He is reaching out with one paw, showing that his toe beans are multicolored--alternating brown and pink.
Screenshot of an email from Modcloth with the subject line "Pre-Tariff Sale Alert! 25% Off..." and some preview photos of denim.
Facebook screenshot reading: "Dustin West 1d. I was just detained by and my dog was assaulted by plainclothed ICE agents, along with undercover members of the NYPD I believe; while trying to intervene in an ICE abduction on my block. They refused to identify themselves, were masked, produced no signed warrant, and they were in an unmarked van. They literally snatched a family walking their kids home from school off the street, and then kicked my dog and cuffed me and my neighbors for asking questions. They illegally went through my phone, violated multiple Constitutional rights, and then sped off with a family and screaming kids in the back of a van to God knows where. If this can happen on a corner in Harlem at 5:30 in the afternoon, we are in big trouble guys. Protect yourselves and your neighbors any way you know how. I am absolutely heartbroken, enraged, and disgusted at what my country has become and if you don't feel the same; you either aren't paying attention or you are part of the problem."
Slightly overexposed photo of a brown tabby cat with a white stripe on his nose curled up in an elevated hammock-style cat bed