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sorry I can’t go out I’m hanging out with my tortoise https://archiveofourown.org/users/notthelasttime/works

pickle outside in the sun trying to eat a bell pepper, getting increasingly closer to the camera with each missed bite
a “blood moon” scented handle, glass goblet filled with pink fizzy drink, and some decorative glass bottles with spooky fake foliage sit on a table in front of a window
extremely unflattering photo of pickle the tortoise, his mouth is slightly open and he has bell pepper on his face
overhead video of pickle the tortoise with his head submerged in water. you can see the muscles in his neck moving as he swallows water
"Do you ever think... we're doing the right thing?" At the time the comment had near bowled him over, coming from Armin. Jean had been quick to snap back in denial, to shut Armin up before he said anything worse, damning himself and damning Jean by unwilling association. But it stuck with him, suctioned on like a barnacle for the long ride, hiding in plain sight. Are we doing the right thing? When Levi, stone-faced and unreadable as ever, but radiating tension had brought Jean in front of Zackly. He'd looked Jean up and down with ruthless intensity, evaluating, then brought him to the holding chamber in the bowels of the ship where a prisoner had been chained. Eldian. Already broken judging by the blood, but they still couldn't get him to speak, otherwise Jean wouldn't have been brought there. "Read him." Jean dove into his mind.
picture of pickle the tortoise
meme of badly drawn guy obviously crying giving a thumbs up
Yamada from you and I are polar opposites with the subtitles: Was I always this weak, mentally?
pickle the tortoise partway up the ramp in his habitat
screenshot of kid cat’s birthday party in animal crossing new horizons
Screenshot of a mobile ad featuring cropped art of a man that looks suspiciously like nanami kento. Reads: NovelQ 4.9食食食食食（50.5k） Endless Web Novels ALL FREE Download Backseat Secrets with My Stepdad ( A cramped backseat, dangerous secrets, and one family trip that charges everything - this forbidden drama is tense, emotional, and impossible to look away from! Scarlett "Daddy, it's coming!" I excitedly tugged at my stepfather's hand and pointed into the distance Continue Reading
yamada from you and I are polar opposites, subtitles read “want to go hang out somewhere?”
Classic anime screenshot: (Translator's note: keikaku means plan) Just according to keikaku.
pickle the tortoise, his front claws and upper body on a piece of driftwood, looking at the camera
abstract painting. an orange and yellow gradient background is topped with splatters of mostly red, along with free and blue paints created by letting pickle the tortoise walk through finger paints then onto the watercolor paper
pickle the tortoise getting placed on the floor where his many artworks are scattered. he inspects one in particular with an orange background and red splatters
The last Oracle was a miserable old hag, and I buried her broken body behind the church with no marker.
On the dais, he saw Laurent wave away a similar cup when it was offered to him, despite the advice he had just given Damen. Of course. Of course Laurent wasn't drinking. Laurent surrounded himself with the opulent excesses of a courtesan, and lived in them like an ascetic. It was beyond Damen why anyone thought they were fucking. No one who knew Laurent would ever think that. Damen drained the cup. They watch.d
picture of one single ripe huckleberry on the plant
a shelf of cozy and dark fantasy books
mirror selfie of user notthelasttime with nearly waist length wavy brown hair
Pickle the tortoise doing his best to eat a can of vodka iced tea
Pickle the tortoise flipped onto his back, looking like he is breakdancing as he makes attempts to right himself
picture of a lightning bug hanging out on a hibiscus leaf
a full glass with a skull hand pattern, the book “captive prince” and a terra cotta pot with greens on a red table in the shade
a hibiscus, nasturtium, and borage flower
picture taken from behind of Pickle the tortoise chilling outside
[Jean K.] Animals don't like you? [Reiner B.] Annie says its my face
close up picture of pickle the tortoise’s eye. It is indeed dark and shiny with the reflection of light.
Pickle munching on some lettuce
Pickle the tortoise slowly munching on the petal of a red hibiscus flower
Pickle the tortoise trying to bite the edge of a white plate. there is very clearly a delicious red hibiscus flower on the plate for him to eat.
picture taken from above of pickle the tortoise in bath jail (a clear plastic bin with an inch of water) sitting on his strawberry towel and next to rescued driftwood and fake plants from his tank, removed before he could trek poop on them
pickle the tortoise mid-bite of lettuce, looking particularly bug-eyed and not especially cute
Screenshot from a Google search: People also ask Can I still be a nun if I'm not a virgin?
Reiner ordered a second beer. Reiner ordered a third beer. Reiner had been in the bathroom for a while. Long enough for Jean to notice and he wasn't worried and he wasn't exactly annoyed, but he couldn't stop drumming his fingers on the table. No one else seemed to notice how long he'd been gone. There was a time when three beers wouldn't have so much as registered as a blip on Reiner's radar, but that was years passed. Jean couldn't remember the last time he saw Reiner order more than one drink. Not since... Well. Not in a while. Maybe he wasn't feeling well.
slightly blurry very close picture of pickle the tortoise’s face
Pickle the tortoise, mouth wide, biting into a yellow hibiscus flower
Pickle the tortoise, flopped out on user notthelasttime’s leg
He was going through shelters and pet rescue pages and saw someone left a tortoise abandoned outside. The guy that picked him up couldn't take care of him and Reiner was getting all emotional about how no one wanted a reptile and he wasn't going to have a home. Apparently. Apparently. Meaning this is some dramatic retelling of events from Historia, but the basic truth of it sounded about right. Reiner always had a bleeding heart. It just usually got so bogged down in his other bullshit, Jean managed to forget about it sometimes.
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Pickle the tortoise as a baby, giving the extreme side eye to the camera
picture of a girl in glasses with her eyes wide and her hand on her forehead looking at a laptop with the caption “when you applied for 128 jobs and now you have an interview to be a pastor tomorrow at 9am”
picture of a paperback copy of the book The Knight and The Moth
screenshot of an Instagram post of a picture of pickle the tortoise. The caption reads: I've gotten some comments on Pickle's beak so before people start assuming things about his care l'd like to be clear: yes I'm aware Pickle had a severe respiratory infection shortly after I got him as a hatchling, and with a lot of care, medication, and a number of vet visits he made a full recovery, but the vet has since suspected he might have issues with proper calcium absorption. he has the correct UV lighting, plenty of calcium, and a habitat approved by both the breeder I got him from and my vet. We're trying to naturally wear his beak down with cuttles bones, but again, he is under proper close care and vet supervision. it's a known problem that's being addressed so please don't make assumptions
Pickle the tortoise taking it upon himself to walk over the ledge of a sliding door and inside the house
quick timelapse of pickle sitting in a shallow plate of finger paint, wandering off in the wrong direction multiple times instead of onto the prepared paper for him to walk/paint on
a picture of pickle the tortoise walking on a deck surrounded by various pots of herbs and sprouts
a picture of pickle the tortoise in the grass with a purple chive flower on his shell
poorly drawn comic done with ballpoint pen. square white paper divided into 4 panels. Panel 1 is a tortoise, panel 2 is slightly zoomed in, panel 3 is zoomed in further, just on the tortoises face, panel for is the tortoise with his mouth open and the text “I hate my job” written over his mouth and tongue
Pickle the tortoise in his strawberry tray with a small bowl full of strawberries topped with a takaba and megumi sticker (as strawberries) and next to the tray is a clear glass with strawberry print and a strawberry on the rim filled with strawberry margarita
Pickle the tortoise hanging out in his strawberry tray