Kris, spelled “Kris”

@nottherealkris.bsky.social

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movie/TV poster concept artist and art director; occasional book cover designer and comic creator; comics here: www.blackkeypress.com

Tim and Sam of Cramblin Duvet advertising sit at a desk pitching their client an old reel to reel recording device and the Necronomicon
Two loose tee shirts on a chair, one has the designer Saul Bass’ name in the style of a Dieter Rams/Braun style guide, the other shirt has designer Dieter Rams’ name in the chunky hand made type of designer Saul Bass
A post from X, The Everything Asshole App, that reads: Justin Bellman @YourAvgBellman • 15h “WB rightfully looking at CBM fans like "damn we thought you all could handle a WOMAN in a MOVIE. what the hell's wrong with you"”
Kate O’Flynn as Patricia, seated in her kitchen with a glass of wine, the bottle, and a dinner packed in styrofoam containers
Four Frankie Midnight comics, issues 7-10
A cartoon still featuring two anthropomorphic koalas, one in a dress and one in overalls, and a little girl. One kid the koalas (the one in a dress) is flying
a tweet from brendle, dated 10:02 PM Feb 3, 2012
HeroesCon table announcement image for table ii-1380
Image from the film “synecdoche new york”, Robert anymore Hoffman in old man makeup sits on a stoop, a speech bubble extends down to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
A small creature with the base body of a bird, the head of a dinosaur, the ears and feet of a dog, the tail of a marmoset, and the decoration of a butterfly fish
A cropped image of a Dan Fontana comic book page, the center panel shows a closeup of a gun firing.
A scene from Avengers Infinity Gauntlet in which Peter Parker sees a giant extraterrestrial ring hovering vertically over New York City
three rows of four comic pages, the last page of each row is obscured
A comic book page of a lizard alien pointing to a gathering fleet of invading warships while his lizard men army looks on
A Waffle House style sign that reads “April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.”
A water-damaged page of original art (page 8) from Understanding Comics featuring a stylized film strip down one side and six panels of an illustrated character trying g to define exactly what “comics” is
A screenshot of the beginning of an email from the paper company Avery that reads: AVERY Hi there, We've updated our Privacy Policy, effective April 27, 2026, to make it simpler, more transparent, and reflective of new U.S. state privacy laws.
A screen grab of Tupac’s Hit ‘Em Up music video, Tupac is pointing and rapping at the camera/viewer, behind him is another person, who has been photoshopped to be holding a Canadian flag. The lyrics are subtitled on the screen: “First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim”
Meme of a tv preacher praying and saying “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.”
Text: Although he allowed, after October 7, 2023, that "the Palestinian resistance is not perfect" —who hasn't raped, kidnapped and massacred 1,200 civilians from time to time?—he defends Hamas as "a thousand times better than the fascist settler-colonial apartheid state."
The “look at my lawyer dawg” meme but with Kash Patel’s leaked drunk picks and the caption reads “Look at my FBI director Dawgggggg I'm goin to die”
An image of two comics stacked on top of each other, they are the same comic but one is significantly bigger than the other. They feature two kids, a girl in a big black Indiana Jones type fedora and a boy with glasses facing off in a middle school hallway against a bunch of different monster hands reaching for them
The cover of Josh Latta’s comic Lattaland that features a comedic cartoon of a man sitting by a fire in the rubble of a destroyed city with burning building, a crashed airplane, and a flipped over car with text that reads “…HOPE THEY FEEL GUILTY.”
An Instagram post titled “SOMEONE MADE A DIGITAL WHIP TO MAKE CLAUDE WORK FASTER”
A headline reading “Gen Z workers are so fearful AI will take their job they're intentionally sabotaging their company's Al rollout”
The cover to the novel We Are Legion (We Are Bob) which features the title and a spaceship flying a at from Earth as it is engulfed by a cataclysmic nuclear war
Orc from The Two Towers saying “The age of elevated genre is over. The time of middlebrow art has come again.
YouTube on the TV, news video titled “'Moon is definitely getting bigger' on third day for Artemis crew Reuters”
A post from Trump that reads “Believers and people of faith find safe harbor in Trump's White House this Easter” with a link to an article, the preview text of which reads “Believers and people of faith find safe harbor in Trump's White House this Easter The Trump administration's approach to and welcoming of faith stands in stark contrast to previous Democratic administrations. Last year, Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo., asserted that the FBl's Richmond Field...”
A screen shot of an eBay sales page featuring converse x millie bobby brown collab shoes
Three action figures posed together: Superman and Milk & Cheese
A small terrier (dog) looking off to the side, ears perked up, eyes big and round
Multiple photos of a large paper cutter, with text reading: MBM Triumph 4305 Manual 16.8" Paper Cutter
Poster for The Night of the Hunter
Detective Dan Fontana walks a snowy city street at ight; Dan in a fedora, shadowed eyes, noticing he's being followed, noting his stalker is sticking to the opposite side of the street. The text of the page, inner monologue, reads: HARK! THE HARALD ANGELS SING. A KILLER THINKS HE WALKS UNSEEN. ON I WALK, A WATCHFUL EYE... BOURNE THAT MAN NO MORE MAY DIE. I DO LOVE THE CLASSICS. HE STICKS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE STREET. SMART... IF HE WAS TAILING SOME AVERAGE HUMP. Title Graphic: DAN FONTANA IN "FROSTBITE"
Screen clipping of a headline from The Onion that reads “OLD MAN’S SON ALSO OLD MAN”
Post from ceej dated January 2024 that reads “scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? Al e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe”
An image of a frog that looks like it’s standing upright and walking, with text that reads “BREAKING: MYSTERIOUS "FROGMAN" PHOTOGRAPHED”
News clipping that reads: “As he plots an endgame, Trump appealed directly to the IRGC and other components of Iran's security apparatus during his video address early Saturday, telling members they will receive immunity if they lay down their arms.”
A headline that reads “Del Taco closes Georgia and Alabama restaurants. What about Columbus area locations?” above the image of a Del Taco
Nick Shirley, a villain who has gleefully taken credit for the violence in Minneapolis, stands in front of a mixed use building with a UPS store and lies that the people who live in the same building are fraudulent voters