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Want to thank the more than 1,500 people who came out to our event a Seacrets event in Ocean City last night.

screenshot of mlb.com at-bat view of four balls, one of which just barely missed, another which comfortably missed, and two that are not even close at all what are you doing
coffee mug, white background, big orange square in the middle, 1970's-looking plain typography in black. text: "Hardparts For Transmissions 1-800-776-4433" each of the above is inset further to the right with each subsequent line. the first letter of each textual line is in bold.
screenshot of article. text: Weiss’ meddling on the program also continues to frustrate staff. I’m told that correspondents Lesley Stahl and Bill Whitaker are (still) not happy about it, though they’re both locked in contracts. In fact, I’m told that Weiss was confronted about the unprecedented oversight she has exercised over the show, but that she has said in response it is her job to oversee editorial across the network, including on “60 Minutes.”
very clearly LLM-generated image of a small dog looking worriedly at the camera, gazing just past two rows of freshly roasted chickens. big text next to image: "What Chicken Does To Dogs". underneath the image: a link, link text: "Advertise with us"
screen of Amtrak's Multi-Ride Pass Restrictions. you may not save money on any Acela trains, or most (perhaps all? it's unclear) Northeast Regional trains "between Bostom, MA - South Station, Washington, DC and intermediate cities."
BlueSky post from the Maryland Transjt Administration asking for participants in “The Rider Experience Lab” focus group program to “improve the transit experience”
Ozymandias from Watchmen, revealing the timing of his plot
screenshot from the paul schraeder film First Reformed depicting a church sign asking "WILL GOD FORGIVE US?"
the Captain James Landing Seafood Restaurant
unhappy child portrait collage “congrats, happy for you, nice” meme
Snippet of Baltimore Banner article: “Baltimore State’s Attorney Ivan Bates faced no opposition, nor did Clerk of Courts Xavier Conaway, though his mother is being challenged by a former deputy for her position as register of wills.”
live view of the center of CDMX's historic zocalo, full of people watching the world cup match
bluesky search box populated with "keegan akin"
News post from The Downballet. Emphasis added: "Democratic Rep. Frederica Wilson, ***83***, will retire after eight terms representing the Miami area. Frederica Wilson is leaving Congress. ***She explains why*** in an exclusive interview"
“Puppet Show And Spinal Tap” Still image of theatre marquee from the movie This Is Spinal Tap
still image of Tony Soprano yelling “I have this fucking shit!” at Doc Melfi
Picture of Luchadores match about to start
Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049, badly beaten up, with a giant bandage applied across his nose, a gash in his temple, with dried blood, staring forlornly under bisexual lighting
Screenshot of Google Maps entry for the “Farmer’s Fridge” grab-and-go cold food kiosk in Penn Station. It is categorized as a “health food RESTAURANT” (emphasis added) and has a FIVE STAR RATING (emphasis added) based off of FOUR REVIEWS (emphasis added)
Video of a television screen in a bar showing the live broadcast of today’s Orioles game. The camera pans to the other side of the bar, revealing a different television playing anime
Photograph of Robert Moses
Map of 36.59 mile cycling route through all five boroughs of New York City. Starts in Manhattan near City Hall, north through entirety of Central Park, generally all over the place idk NYC geography well enough to figure it all out sorry, and ends traversing the Verrazzano Bridge in to Staten Island
screenshot of drafted reply that is too long for a real post. user interface indicates it is 115 characters over the limit. message text: got a sandwich at the cafe car for lunch. less than ideal situation but it's just how the timing worked out. menu made it sound like the one I wanted was a freshly prepared thing so I asked the attendant for it. he's like oh that's in the grab and go fridge. I said OK that's fine and got it. he says so you want it heated right? and I'm like, the illusion has been broken dude. let it be. give me the cold sandwich
screenshot of Amtrak’s BidUp interface. an offer is presented to bid $166 for a potential seating upgrade. there is a slider to adjust the bid amount higher or lower, and a graphic representing the likelihood of your bid succeeding. the $166 offer has a rated strength of “fair”
Open survey question: “Is there any additional feedback you would like to provide us about your experience today in Washington, DC - Union Station (WAS)?” In the text entry field is written: “You removed seats and replaced them with airport style lines. Don’t do that”
screenshot of survey question: “Overall, how satisfied are you with your experience at Washington, DC - Union Station (WAS) Boarding Station?” below the 0-10 options from previous posts is “N/A” as an alternative. It has been selected in lieu of a number
screenshot of survey question: “Overall, how satisfied are you with your experience at Washington, DC - Union Station (WAS) Boarding Station?” Options from 0-10, 0 being “Not At All Satisfied”, 10 being “Extremely Satisfied”
screenshot of Naomi Wolf q tweet. text: “No! No!!”
gif from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike and the bots are watching Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. Raul Julia, as Fingal, is falling through a colorful cyber video landscape.
screenshot of reply being drafted that is ten characters too many to be within bluesky post length limit: "He makes these calls to me, I help him out (but not always, because he will, on occasion, be too aggressive in his ask!), and he gets the job done, QUICKLY, without a dime being given to those very expensive (millions of dollars!) consultants around town who sometimes get it done, and sometimes don’t. Anyway,"
poster for the new film The Christophers
popular memed still image from the animated PBS children's show Arthur (based on the Marc Brown Arthur books) close-up of Arthur's clenched fist
Excerpt from a news article. The all-caps in the quote that follows is emphasis added by me: "It may not be obvious why an election in Hungary, a landlocked European country with a population roughly the size of Michigan’s, has commanded so much international attention. It’s not a nuclear power, a global media hub, or a center of innovation. ITS LANGUAGE IS A BEAST TO LEARN. But Sunday’s vote may well be one of the most important elections in the history of postcommunist Europe."
screenshot of the Bluesky account pop-up actions user interface. “Report account” Is highlighted, indicating it is the user action about to be taken at the time of the screenshot capture
screenshot from the WMATA Metro film previously linked: a man is locking his bike to a rack with a very tiny, school locker room type combination lock
"borat 2 tonite" meme format implying high level of thirstiness. messages: Text Message Monday 1:39 PM job update tonite 👀 iMessage Yesterday 3:11 PM job update tonight queen?? Today 12:44 PM job update tonite 👀
comment from 'jamie k.' on the baltimore banner's article: While threats of violence should always be taken seriously, context matters. if we had Teams when I was a City employee and the OIG had access, I don’t think I would have lasted a month much less almost 6 years - and most agency mid-level management would be in the same boat. Unfortunately the IG as is her MO, tends to take nothing and turns it into something that it isn’t. I dare say that similar words have been said in her very office
trump holding up his hands with his eyes closed to process news of the death of ruth bader ginsburg, which he has just learned of via a reporter asking questions on an airport tarmac
slop article ad. pictured: a bowl of jello with a yellowish thick liquid that to me kinda looks like queso being poured on top of / in between the jello squares headline: “She Mixed Gelatin With This - Now She Can’t Stop Losing Weight”
screenshot of text message sent to me: "Got some news from the trade team that you have been removed from the VIP program. In short, they said they've been monitoring your account for some time and you are beating the closing number 90% of the time. You are still allowed to bet with us, but your limits have been lowered and I'll have to remove you from the VIP program. Apologies my friend and I wish I could keep you in, but decision isn't up to me. I did go ahead and put the $200 in your account for completing the Seminfinal promo."
Screenshot of Apple Maps, with a pin labeled “National Academy of Sciences” positioned in the middle of the Potomac River, halfway between the George Washington Memorial Parkway and Ohio Drive SW
screenshot from OP's thread starter: "My man is 45 and he does things in bed that leave me speechless. I'm honestly obsessed. We're all over each other, like, six times a day.And it's all thanks to…"
still frame of donald trump closing his eyes and raising his hands in front of his chest facing the camera, shortly after saying "wow. i didn't know that" from the famous video in which he reacts to the death of ruth bader ginsburg
picture of Peter Baker of the New York Times. u can tell he is smart because of the glasses
screenshot of the office space scene in which two management consultants look directly into the camera and ask "what would you say you do here"
Screenshot of website form. Question: "From where are you accessing this website?" Dropdown menu options: None Selected Home College Community Center Library American Job Center Work Other Correctional Facility Department of Juvenile Services Facility
Screenshot of Banner article. Important part: "If downtown is where the nightlife is, then Fells Point is part of downtown, said 26-year-old [name published by the Banner, redacted by me], who moved to the city two years ago and lives in Roland Park."
slop/spam article delivered in my email: A doctor just owned Washington liberals with this claim about President Trump's brain: "There's just no question he shows clear signs of…" (video thumbnail that might be AI, idk, of donald trump pointing to his head and kinda laughing, there is also a yellow arrow pointing to his face, and a circle around some of his teeth) >>View the evidence here<< (link)
screenshot from the film Network, of the shot in which the CEO of the UBS network prepares to confront Howard Beale, framed dramatically in between rows of bankers lamps
5 buried government files have just been leaked online… (video thumbnail of nancy pelosi) And the explosive bombshells revealed inside have the entire Swamp QUAKING. Because they've been kept under government lock and key for more than 55 YEARS. Until today. See the uncensored files HERE. P.S. She NEVER thought these files would go public (and when you see bombshell #1, you'll understand why.) Watch now before this video is scrubbed from the internet forever.