noah

@nowah.bsky.social

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Your little hoodrat friend. Kama’āina. He/him. @nowah in the bad place. Sweet Saint Paul, MN.

A list of security questions on a website. The security question highlighted by the cursor reads, “Where were you when you heard about 9/11?”
A deck of UNO cards that reads UMC
A futuristic society known was the “society if” meme
A masked person in the crowd at a pro wrestling show holding a sign up that says “JACOB FREY SMOKES MIDS.”
Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head inbetween a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth. Use this information wisely. Punch emoji USA emoji fire emoji
Saint Paul Police squad car #2380 parked beside a no parking sign
A shirt with a can of soup on it. The soup can is red on the top and white on the bottom. The text on the can reads “Program Board.”
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #48,529, noah ‪@nowah.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 29, 2023"
X taking 17.5 hours of screentime somehow
A large puddle outside a McDonalds in the Midway neighborhood of Saint Paul. It invokes Lake Chipotle.
Bicycle directions from Google Maps. It’s hard to describe what they’re instructing you to do, but basically you have to bike in circles four times in the middle of the route
thread on r/Minneapolis: “Car theft’s [sic] downtown lately? I had a minivan stolen a couple days ago downtown (I left the keys in with it running I thought I was gonna be quick, I’m an idiot, I know.)”
Reddit post on r/Minneapolis: Confusion about random stranger's advice I (25F) was walking with my partner in northeast and someone hotboxing in bus stop called out to us that Lake St was the other way. We were like a two hour walk from Lake St. What did he mean by that? Why would someone think to mention that to us?
George Bush learning of 9/11
a straight cis white couple where the guy is saying “if you’re a gremlin I’m a gremlin”
Vanessa Bayer, a red haired white woman, smiles into the middle distance while holding a cell phone in both hands
My dog Garbanzo
Uptown Theater
Nathan Fielder saying, “You know what I feel like? A mother effin’ reskeet.”